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Gef the Mollygoose

@gefthemongoose.bsky.social
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Lives in your walls she/her, British, aromantic asexual

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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 30m
The BBC news had a clip of someone saying "we cannot allow ourselves to be desensitised to such violence" and that is so important to keep in mind
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Edward @cairos.bsky.social · 12h
Jerry swirling champagne "What if it was Claudia" #CelebrityTraitors
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 13h
Your new favourite GIF has landed #CelebrityTraitors
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 18h
"Well the thing is, Alasdair, I grew up drinking arsenic daily and now they're telling us its BAD for you? I'm sick of this nanny state always changing their minds about things-"
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was just coming here to say that! Love that they've kept the traditional jokes alive
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thought this was breaking news for the new Bond and had MANY questions
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GC @gymcarlo.com · 06/10/2026
A Christmas ad just aired on 6th October, just in case you thought maybe there was a god #GBBO
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 06/10/2026
the news
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My personal theory: The more options on your phone tree, the less likely your call is getting answered.
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey companies! If your automated answering system has more than 5 options, you're doing it wrong.
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 06/10/2026
Replies full of people talking about Lost because "my mysteries" or whatever. They fail to realise the show was always about how absolutely fucking insane Matthew Fox could go, which the final two seasons gave us in spades.
Matthew Fox doing Jackface
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOST was a show about the characters and people just got so hung up on the mysteries when its so obvious that the answer was 'magic island'
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOST wasn't bad, people just got too hung up on solving every single mystery. They were not 'dead all along', the character arcs are amazing and it is in no way comparable to the car crash of Game Of Thrones
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
- The scene where Violet becomes a blueberry in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder version) - I was fine with the nightmare tunnel scene though - Spirited Away (specifically when No Face starts eating people in the parade) - ET screaming in the cornfield
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That is also true!
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Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Johannes reading "I genuinely feel sick" off the autocue without any hint of humour was my favourite moment of this Strictly series so far.
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🖤Am I capable?🩷 cooking: If I know the recipe whistle: Better at bird sounds than tunes draw: I'm okay paint: I haven't for years swim: I'm better fully underwater than breast stroke english: Yes dance: Tap sing: Alto drive: No gifting: Ok write: BA Hons guitar: 4 chords speaking: can't shut me up
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really enjoyed the Zootropolis group dance and thought the costumes were really fun, why is everyone hating on it? 🤷‍♀️ #Strictly
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jondmaas.bsky.social @jondmaas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Birthday, Leo McCarey!🎬
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(Kind of tiring of the constant negativity in this tag ngl) #Strictly
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Ellen @ellenm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do love how theme week costumes are either stunning or you did something to upset Vicky Gill and she’s letting the world know #Strictly
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me: I love #Strictly theme weeks! That opening number was amazing, oh my god the costumes look so good! Bluesky: wtf is this? These costumes look so cheap, ugh a theme week already?? Me:
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Man Walking Sadly in Barren Landscape
ALT: Man Walking Sadly in Barren Landscape
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Claudia: "Do you vow to keep your identity, and that of your fellow Traitors, a secret?" Richard: [cheerily] "Already fucked it, Claudia!" #CelebrityTraitors
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Jack Blackburn @hackblackburn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Help I've accidentally become too important at work and it is burning me out” #celebritytraitors
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Ross Kemp gets startled by a handdryer and kicks it off the wall" I'm fucking crying 😂 #LycettArms #TheLycettArms
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only valid answer is to have an opinion on any of the below: - Jaffa Cakes - Scones - Falkland Islands If you do, congrats you're English now
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which means English people can have any type of ancestry, 'lineage' or skin colour. All that legally matters is that you're born here.
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always thought it was: British = General label for being from or living in the British Isles and want to call yourself that English = Being born and/or raised specifically in England (which is why you shouldn't call a Scottish person English)
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Claudia: This is a game of duplicity, double bluffs and mind games. The traitors will sit amongst you, like cuckoo's eggs in the nest of a mother bird, impossible to identify Richard E. Grant: *Cackling like the Joker and stroking a cat* #CelebrityTraitors
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also in my opinion anyone can say they're English and I'll accept it. Its hardly a protected characteristic, the more the merrier!
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Braverman so desperately trying to avoid saying 'white' when asked what she thinks makes someone 'English' when that's clearly what she means. And yes, Suella that IS a racist opinion. #BBCQT
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Andrew T 앤드류 @andrewsthomas47.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They really should’ve picked their ideal traitor choice, and Ross, and then kill Ross to put the blame firmly on Bella because of hat-gate (nothing against Bella but it’s a game) #celebritytraitors
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fucking hell, it's Biggles #TheCelebrityTraitors
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"We didn't receive any messages and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon." #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did say to the telly "Are you not stopping? You've got your big coat on"
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never going to recover from this. #CelebrityTraitors
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My game plan would be to pick Ross Kemp as one of them, them murder him and frame Bella. But then again I want Ross to stay around and get even more paranoid #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YES! I cannot relate to people who fastforward through them
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Nick Barlow @nickbwalking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm Ross Kemp, and tonight I'm going to be meeting Britain's Most Paranoid Man. Who told you that was me?" #TheTraitors
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
None of these people are staying, they've all got their Big Coats on inside! #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Celebrity Traitors episode 1 without context: #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Steve Hyett @stevehyett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I've just revealed that I'm a Traitor by mistake." #TheTraitors
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just keep screaming 'RICHARD!??' at the TV #TheTraitors
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's bizarre is that Bella Ramsey hasn't been mentioned or spoken at all yet #TheTraitors
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James Elder @jameselder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s only a sham deal if it’s from the Shampagne region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling fabrication.
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