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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17h
computer, generate 200 new seasons of NYPD Blue, young Dennis Franz, sexy, muscular Franz, realistic, Franz-focused, dark, dramatic, mystery, sensual Franz
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
something i didn't really expect about the second Trump admin was how explicit the political valence of the Dyson Airwrap would become
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Grant @g-rantly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
these guys completely lost their minds from a heady cocktail of ketamine and private group chats. it'd be fascinating if it wasn't so fucking depressing.
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
a staircase leading down underground surrounded by water with tree branches reflecting in it
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
MEET THE PRESS: Do you support birthday cake? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Look, I support blowing out candles, I support having streamers, I want party hats. We are focusing on hard-working middle class Americans having the birthday of their dreams.
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Grant @g-rantly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
accepting thousands in consulting fees from an evil multinational and then just turning around and prompting an AI with "exonerate my client of all liability (no hallucinations (sound smart))" what a time to be alive. www.404media.co/show-how-3m-...
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‘Show How 3M Is 0% at Fault:’ Expert Witness Used ChatGPT to Write Report Defending Company in Deadly Explosion Lawsuit
ChatGPT prompts show how an expert witness report was created in a $61 million lawsuit over an explosion that killed three people.
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Harkthorn @harkthorn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Great horned owl sketch, in ballpoint pen Kept thinking the eyes were drawn too large, but nope! They just are that huge -3511 🎨🐡🪶 #art #birdArt
A black ballpoint pen sketch of a Great Horned owl turning it's head around to look behind itself. It is viewed from the side and slightly below the bird, with the beak facing to the right of the image. It is drawn only from the top of the visible wing
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Can you OD on ketamine and if so what’s the holdup
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💖gail 💖 🔜 GATEway FATE 🔜 MC ATL @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it's her time
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Sharp TRP801 (1960)
A portable television, in a very 'space age' case: the top is ivory but the sides and frontispiece are cherry red. Twin antenna sprout from the back, a silver tilted carry handle sprouts from the top, and a huge silver grille allows both airflow and speaker. There are a bare minimum of controls on the top of the device itself: an on/off push toggle, a silver tuning dial, a rotary display behind a glass window for current station, and recessed plastic wheels for h-hold, v-hold, brightness, and volume.
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Lauren Thoman @laurenthomanwrites.com · 15/08/2026
I’m so tired of genAI apologists telling me I only hate it because I don’t understand it. I hate it *because* I understand it, you absolute toenail.
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Grant @g-rantly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Y'all need to figure it out for yourselves, not my problem to solve."
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/08/2026
TWO CRABS ENTER. ONE CRAB LEAVES. TONIGHT! AT THE BUCKET
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/08/2026
thinking about what one trillion dollars of investment in clean energy would look like and getting so mad i need to lie down with the lights off
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 09/08/2026
Al Overview
No, God will not kill you for running a half-empty dishwasher. This is a common worry, but it is not a sin.
Why It Is Not a Sin
• Not in the Bible: God's laws do not mention dishwashers or how full they must be.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI DATACENTER?
I'D RATHER BE AT THE GAY GUY
DATING CENTER
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bauhaus Milhaus
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we're just normal men
Woman (rose byrne I think?) leaning her head against a CGI rabbit
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
me on a date
Data sitting down, speaking to Geordi La Forge, who is standing on the left side of the frame. caption reads, "You may experience the emptiness with me if you wish."
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Harkthorn @harkthorn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For my 3,500th daily sketch I thought a bit about what to draw, whether to put in more effort and make it a really good one, whether to sketch an OC, etc... well, instead you get this Squirb -3500 🎨🐡🪶 #art #birdArt #pigeonSky
A sketch of a square feral pigeon, facing the viewer, on a white background. It is made with pencil and watercolours. Squirb
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Grant @g-rantly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I wonder how many more niche, mostly online celebrities are guilty of similar abhorrent behavior. somanyofus.com
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So Many of Us: Recognizing Abuses of Power
We are a collective of people from across the world who were targeted by Warren Ellis, a comics and television writer from the UK.
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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.
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Grant @g-rantly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Was randomly reminded of this letter from Shirley Jackson to someone who wrote her a letter critical of her work, "The Lottery".
A letter from Shirley Jackson in response to a would-be critic addressed as, "Mrs. White." It consists of a single sentence: "If you don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree."
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
David Cross leaning into a mic. "America, should, must, and will blow up the moon."
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Grant @g-rantly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i mean at least continue dating him long enough for him to hack your student loan provider and wipe out your balance, no?
Screenshot of a tweet by @rats7. The text says "so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets".

The three screenshots attached are of a laptop with the mcdonalds app opened three times, the bags with the nuggets, and a text from his date that says "Hey eli, just wanted to be upfront. I think you're a cool guy but the thing you did with the three mcdonalds apps was weird and embarrassing. i don't think it's going to work out."
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this
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Grant @g-rantly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"I only use half-duplex because that's the only way to have polite conversation" lmaoooo
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Portrait of a girl, possibly Catherine of Aragon (or Juana, her sister) at age 11. Painted by Juan de Flandes, a Flemish artist in Spain, in 1496. Today is his day.
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Cthulhootie & the Blowfish @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/08/2026
yall mind if i sit in the garage, drink a beer, and watch the thunderstorm
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 02/08/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
(Reassuringly) the president has the zoomies
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.
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Grant @g-rantly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
imagine being a deeply insecure 14-year-old and thinking that this guy has all the answers
A still from a video of Andrew Tate's rap alter ego Mr. Plenty. He looks like a bit character from "I Think You Should Leave."
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
@sama •7h
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"
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Ebola in the snow ❄️ ❄️❄️| COZY TIME 🧤 @gertgertgert001.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/07/2026
Okay, the thing? The thing in poverty where even if you have the money spending it doesn’t ever feel good because you don’t know when you’ll have money again? That, but for intimacy
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
being afraid of the DSA is loser shit, sorry. “these progressive ideas are scary!” grow up.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
two dumb bush staffers telling each other "exactlyyyyyy"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I hope E. Jean Carroll is smoking the kindest buds that have ever existed from a one million dollar bong handblown & inlaid with precious gems & minerals by some guy who lives on in a mountainside cabin and has a theory about the moon
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
As the owner of several AMC theater franchises, you can imagine I'm extremely left wing. But I bet you didn't realize I'm so left wing that I'm willing to bleed thousands of dollars every time I show the Odyssey to an empty IMAX theater to create the impression that a black actress is pretty.
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