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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A very wtf Saturday to you all!
Screenshot of photo of Billy Eichner in the Criterion Closet holding a copy of The Prince of Tides?!??!? Followed by the text:
“This is how I found out there’s a criterion edition of Prince of Tides (skull & bones emoji).”
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*walks up to a group of hobbits* hey guys what JRR you Tolkien about
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every day my gender becomes "luddite"
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sticker from Best Buy. REMEMBER: Then your AI off before midnight on Right fuckin now lol
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Typical Saturday. Put rotisserie chickens on my hands and ran into the ER screaming
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
❤️
Louis Wain painting of s surprised looking kitten captioned 

I fell in love with a lovely 
kitten. that kitten was myself
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i thought "riley gaines" was garth brooks's alter ego's alter ego
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
2 ICONS
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
bringing a beautiful baby girl into the world and naming her avarice bigtime
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Simon, BIG miss thing energy
Simon, black tuxedo cat who shamelessly loves, and is loved by, the camera, WALKS UNDER LADDER to pose against a freshly painted wall. The vibe: Icon. Screaming. Facefaceface.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/07/2026
Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
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Tom Snarsky @tomsnarsky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Robert Kelly
I am slow,
my hands are far away,
the music
closer than my skin.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 14/07/2026
People whose entire diet is Doritos are staring at the rest of us from on high, saying that’s how they get you
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Girl With the Ernest Tattoo
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Has this been done
Marco Rubio lunging for water with the words "pausa de hidratación" over the picture
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
a poem for ice agents by sappho everyone will remember what you did I say even if you go to another place even in another time everyone will remember what you did
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
a missive from the very rural south
Norfolk Southern grey freight train with FUCK I.C.E. roller painted onto the side in carolina blue 
;)
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
steering my ship to this sound #taraclerkintrio
youtube.com
The Turning Ground
YouTube video by Tara Clerkin Trio - Topic
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Gillian (she/her) @glkrose.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My dad regularly tells me a story about someone calling up a radio asking how many runs the Mets scored last night, getting the answer of an absurd number, and the follow-up "did they win"
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
CATS: Chaotic Animals That Sleep #cats #catonallmystuff #wtfdude
Grey and white tuxedo cat passed out on top of my desk. Never one to keep a tidy desk, this means said cat is sleeping on no less than 3 pairs of eyeglasses, one watch, the years bills to date, and has tucked into an adjacent pile of notebooks and printer ink. Well done, you absolute psychopath.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Judge Holden would clean up on Twitch, people would love watching him play Fall Guys
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
“…and the method is bricolage all the way down.” 📠🤘💖
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
💖📠
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
me and my ‘tism, just tryna get thru this day
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eraldo.bsky.social @eraldo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I converted to Catholicism last week. Here's why the Pope's criticism of the war in Iran is wrong.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/03/2026
🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This whole 🧵 is absolute 🔥🔥🔥 link to yt doc about culture at end. Lets goooo, just tee’d up my saturday perfectly
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 14/03/2026
The Invaders - (You Really) Tear Me Up [Asheboro, NC, USA ; Garage Rock] (1965) redd.it/1r6b1r1 youtu.be/_hIrHAz2Pro
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The Invaders - (You Really) Tear Me Up [Asheboro, NC, USA ; Garage Rock] (1965)
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The kitten taught the much bigger cat how to jump on top of the kitchen cabinets. So clearly some sort of line has been drawn. Late night trips to the fridge have become markedly more fraught. #yoooocats #saboteurs #theworldiknow #collectivesoul
Peewee, the big grey tuxedo cat, looking down at me with wanton disregard, from atop the kitchen cabinets. Which are like, high.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/02/2026
Let's wear matching Stetsons and super glue the presidents eyes shut
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 19/02/2026
[toni braxton voice] unnnclench your jawwwww
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Had to cut my #juggalord #braids off today. 🪓 #2WHOOPS
hair i’m donating to locks of love
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
I will never do that. You can dress however you want but you will always be my baby girl
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 21/01/2026
shout out to everyone who has ever been a little baby
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
They put me in homosexual jail (online driving classes bc im fast)
my homosexual ass stuck in online defensive driving class bc my station wagon is too fucking hot to handle. a sad macbook screen showing “Lesson 4: The Choices We Make”. Side eyeeeeee. ABOLISH ICE. DEFUND THE POLICE. ACAB. I was speeding tho.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 01/10/2025
i made this for my husband
edited tweet from primawesome:

my NPC told me monsters keep eating his adventuring parties so i asked how many adventures he has and he said he just goes to the tavern and gets a new adventuring part afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding adventuring parties to monsters and then the bard started crying.
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I think it is imperative to hold ourselves - & everybody huddled under the White Folk tent - to the fire on THIS.
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I think it is imperative to hold ourselves - & everybody huddled under the White Folk tent - to the fire on THIS.
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Joshferatu Scare @joshscherr.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I hate drop ceilings because that is the one thing I don't want my ceiling to do.
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
*taps sign*
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📠 just the fax ma’am @futurelandsouth.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
‘On Xmas day, the biographer of Bobby Sands, Denis O’Hearn, wrote an open letter to the British government, pleading with them to meet the solicitors of the hunger strikers. O’Hearn noted how ‘even in the case of the Irish hunger strikes of ‘80 and ‘81, where the prisoners were considered at war…’
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/12/2025
They bringing back the old ways
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