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Neon Genderless Evangelion

@tommyblacksox.bsky.social
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Jandek person who also likes ska and metal, gas station sandwich enjoyer, they/them Bice Age

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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody understands why I want to throw free jazz parties. Don't learn an instrument, just come over and play an in strument
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My invention, the DoomTicker, a widget for your phone that sends an alert every 5-7 minutes reminding you of something you need to do, something bad happening that you can try to prevent or mitigate, or someone in your family or social circle who needs help, was rejected at the parent office:
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Marvin the Depressed Robot from Hitchhiker's Guide
Alt: Marvin the Paranoid Android from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005). Not he is not and has never been an actual 'android.' also yes, this is where Radiohead got the song title
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Just so you know, the customer is *not happy.*" Yeah, I'm unhappy sometimes too, that's life
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Explain chess in two words:
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I'm sorry, parts for this unit are obsolete" yeah well they called 8 tracks obsolete, that doesn't stop me from cruising the strip in my El Camino bumping War's greatest hits
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/cttikLIQnMg?... Happy Monday! Posting for no reason but that it's a bop.
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Ysbeidiau Heulog
YouTube video by Super Furry Animals - Topic
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Canonically, Scratchy the cartoon cat has had sex. Happy Monday. (I think this is a free post by the way. Go nuts!) www.patreon.com/davidbcooper...
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0617 - Scratchy Jr | David Cooper
In the Itchy and Scratchy short "Field of Screams", Scratchy plays catch with his son and is then ran over by a combine by Itchy and (Thursd
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Carving out my niche as a music journalist by only publishing articles about how much I hate Nickleback
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It never stops him from GETTING DRUNK AND DRIVING A VEHICLE IN THE AIR DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP JUST MADE JASON MOTTE CAT FACE
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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#PSA
FOR THE LAST TIME…

Abyss = for staring into
Void = for screaming into

𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘴𝘴. 𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great news for all Tisburys fans, including new Tisburys fans who hear this album next year and say "wow the Tisburys are fucking rad"
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Dark Archangel @d4rk-arch4ngel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Repost from time to time for health and prosperity. #mrsandman #punch #nazis
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Standing on the cornUH Briefcase in my hand
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Howard The Duck Waves Hello
Alt: Howard The Duck Waves Hello
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Before speaking or shaking the interviewer's hand, I lay a briefcase shackled to my wrist on the table, and open it. Inside there are 32 nips of Fireball and a one hitter packed with sour diesel. In unsmiling silence, I drink all 32 nips, rip the bowl, close the suitcase and my eyes, and say: Begin.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey did you know meta is paying for this piece of shit article?
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jim Jones taught me socialism and depression do not mix.
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The kids are alright lmao
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well well well, if it isn't the Butthole Brothers
The Butthole Brothers, aka the Anthropic and OpenAI logos right next to each other. You can still read half of the headline "New Anthropic, OpenAI models make same"
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AH
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's A Time For A Place For Owls
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wes Craven's Y Tu Mama Tambien
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi, I’m Mike Meyers and there’s nothing “Shagadelic, baby!” about clinical depression
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why is it called a "genocide" when the state of Israel cides in the cold assassinated doctors of out dead assassinate the doctors
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's that big Franz Ferdinand song, Eat Me Out
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Books: check em out.
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/jiYsO1gcJXo?... Stuck on this biz lately. Apparently "she" in this song was Carly Simon?
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Sweet Scarlet
YouTube video by Yusuf / Cat Stevens - Topic
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am also developing a switchboard type app that will let you call an autistic person and let them infodump at you about their special interests
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Setting up a service where you can email a slut Nothing dirty or sexual, just to say hi, ask how they're doing, let them know you're thinking of them, thank them for being a slut We don't appreciate sluts the way we should in this country
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chromasome Gives us the nice bright colors Captures the green of summers Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Might rank Aerosmith songs by how much they make me want to start smoking
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey, the girls in the cohort are gonna meet up at Hardee's after the show, do you want to come?
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Q: do you offer any infant CPR classes? A: no, all participants must be at least sixteen years of age.
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm the new cannon editor for the NYT! POWDER AIM LIGHT
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's hard to admit, but I am no longer young enough nor lesbian enough to scream at the top of my lungs "what's going on."
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
O, that this too too solid app would melt Thaw and resolve itself into a 503 error
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like the self titled Boston album
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Grand Nightcore Railroad
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In my culture, owls are harbingers of Jason Molina records
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy birthday Slimey!
Slimey, the worm from Sesame Street, next to a tiny trash can with his name on it
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you read Sutter Cane?
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ooh La la Raccoon
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me and who
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