Reposted by Neon Joeamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13hsince we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter 214944672
Neon Joe @funkhunter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026What are the Kalshi odds on John Smoltz ever shutting the fuck up 000
Neon Joe @funkhunter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This one of the sweatiest most desperate attempts at comedy I’ve ever seen. He holds the mic like he’s clinging to the edge of a fucking cliff, which… makes sense 000
Reposted by Neon JoeMicah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026daaaaaaaaaastatic.klipy.comYankees Lose Da Yankees LoseAlt: Da Yankees Lose 111811
Reposted by Neon JoeGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lmao www.instagram.com/reel/DeKFGDF... 3996072
Reposted by Neon JoeDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My longest hell yeah brother 3354
Reposted by Neon JoeKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Well that depends. Do you think words have meanings? Like, when people say things, should we attach linguistic definitions to the words they use? Or do you think, like, you know, nothing really means anything, language is just kinda jazz and we should just kinda groove and zone out? 2760992
Reposted by Neon JoeBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Bakula! Ulrich! McNairy! Join them on their new podcast SCOTT SKEET SCOOT 826320
Reposted by Neon JoeEmily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026“To a soup lover, money means little if a truly fine soup is purchased.” 21736
Reposted by Neon Joepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I denounce all twitch streamers, all other kinds of streamers, and all video platforms. Web video and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race 411544127
Reposted by Neon Joedrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke 11255245
Reposted by Neon JoeDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182574357
Neon Joe @funkhunter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a 9 dollar predator shirt from goodwill 000
Reposted by Neon JoeRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Edwin Diaz changing his entrance music from Timmy Trumpets to a sad trombone 2377
Reposted by Neon JoeBarbie @barbiegirl2381.bsky.social · 07/08/2026We actually should be meaner to stupid people. 1254
Neon Joe @funkhunter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Vanilla Sky remains the only movie I’ve ever walked out of 000
Reposted by Neon Joebecca laurie @imbeccable.bsky.social · 09/06/2026a beautiful scene on smith street 322871334
Reposted by Neon JoeTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 28/07/2023My life coach yelling from the sideline for me to "just run out the clock" 5763210
Neon Joe @funkhunter.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Need to hear one of the Australian players say fungo 000
Reposted by Neon JoeA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Whoa whoa whoa buddy who is this Jesus Christ you’re expecting me to emulate and what exactly did you say happened to him. 402814531
Reposted by Neon JoeBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026They shouldn't allow videos of podcasts. That content should get taken down 492347185
Neon Joe @funkhunter.bsky.social · 01/01/2026If you start the Stranger Things finale at exactly 11:48 you will lose interest at midnight 001
Reposted by Neon Joecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2023"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult 8181112074
Reposted by Neon JoeMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 27/11/2025"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." 92110942472
Reposted by Neon JoeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/10/2025oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness 433722343
Neon Joe @funkhunter.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Perhaps the recipe for a great postseason is simply letting your heart be your third base coach 020
Neon Joe @funkhunter.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Motion to start calling Kirk “Whopper Jr.” say aye #bluejays #dodgersmedia.tenor.coma blue jays player is at bat in front of a sign that says whiteALT: a blue jays player is at bat in front of a sign that says white 020
Reposted by Neon JoeSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy. 391834115
Reposted by Neon Joean appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 21/10/2025twitter is making mainstream reporters dumber, and because they're all getting dumber together, none of them can recognize it and they actually think they're getting smarter 807046982
Reposted by Neon JoeHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/10/2025The Blue Jays will defeat the Dodgers this year in the World Series which will precipitate the "Evil Ohtani" arc 17949115
Reposted by Neon JoeIan Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 09/10/2025"Start spreading the news, bitches!" 19795274
Reposted by Neon JoeKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/10/2025You can relax everyone, they're out, now we can just enjoy baseball! 2259044
Neon Joe @funkhunter.bsky.social · 09/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is singing into a microphone with the words start spreadin ' the news behind himALT: a man in a tuxedo is singing into a microphone with the words start spreadin ' the news behind him 000
Reposted by Neon JoeColin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Running out of the bullpen to the Benny Hill theme at unnerving double-time speed. The broadcast describes my arsenal as "zany" and my ERA is a tick over thirteen. 722017
Reposted by Neon JoeBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 02/08/2025If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public. 230147464654
Reposted by Neon JoeArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Blue #4, by Georgia O'Keeffe, 1916, 📸 by Mitchell Leff 131467221
Reposted by Neon Joeburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 11/04/2025there are way too many former (and current!) pro athletes with podcasts giving hot takes instead of telling cool stories from their playing days, no one cares what you think of the malone firing, talk about crazy locker room shit from 2003 1539635
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