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@fredtaming.bsky.social
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hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
havent seen anyone talking about it but this came out recently and just got it in the mail finally today Geese Live at Third Man Records It’s pretty fuckin good, this band is amazing at recreating their sound live
photo of a turntable and a mixer with the album being played standing up at the top of the mixer and against the wall. the mixer has different colored lights, buttons, knobs, and sliders and all over it, also a plastic ghost and some ducks lol

the album is Geese Live at Third Man Records, its a collage of the band playing live in blue and black

there's a lamp off to the right, with a bit of speaker overlapping with it
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
the ppl of massachusetts
pic of two gang members from LA, holding up a red & blue hankerchief each thats been tied together in the middle, to demonstrate the blood and crip gangs coming to a truce and showing solidarity during the 1992 riots after rodney king verdict
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
cropped version of giant Follow Back button only showing part of 'ollow b'
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
RIP Donna Jean Godchaux 💀⚡🌹
Donna Jean Godchaux (1947-2025), singing on stage with the Grateful Dead in the 70s. left hand holding mic stand, bracelet on left wrist, face is turned towards camera, blurry crowd/background behind her. bob weir's shoulder and guitar strap seen on leftDonna Jean Godchaux (1947-2025), singing on stage in more recent years, right hand holding mic stand, her signature long straight hair (now white) and orangey-red glasses
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
a white house for ..ants??
picture of the model white house with new ballroom with the plaque from library model in the movie Zoolander reading : Derek Zoonlander [WHITE HOUSE] for kids who can't redad good and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too"  [WHITE HOUSE] is edited in covering the original word 'Library'
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
well well well
screencap of deleted tag for a quoted post thats been deleted by the user after getting clowned
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
context 🤲
tweet from RobotRowboat™ @robotrowboat

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

6:54 AM · Nov 7, 2017
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
when we lose power but im still texting you about your small penis
pic of simple white text on black background that says: 
"Blackout 
One Inch 
Cellular 
Shade"

from front of packaging for a Home Basics brand 'Blackout One Inch Cellular Shade' (retractable shade that blocks sunlight, one inch deep, made of collapsible 'cells' of material)
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
the crumbs you refuse to clean up in the microwave every time you open the door to put something new in
a (too) close picture of rfk jr's face while testifying (not under oath) to congress this past week. he is dark orange/burnt umber, eyes watery, features deeply creased, drooping like hot playdoh..
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Oval Office, September, 2, 2025, 2pm EST
image from original wizard of oz movie, a giant bulbous green head floats in front of a pipe organ looking thing with two large blasts of fire on either side, and two smaller flames coming out of each side of something in the middle of the stage like set up.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
"trade offer" meme where a long haired guy looks at you with brows raised, fingers tented, looking for the viewers response to a an offer where text says "i receive: $10,000" and "you receive: DEATH" with the name of the company Nectome across the bottom indicating that's who's making the offer
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
i mean..
pic of the interior of the white house oval office, looking up over a doorway with fake gilded bullshit on pretty much every surface
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
been looking forward to this corn all summer and now that im harvesting turns out i planted hotdogs
cat tails plants, tall narrow green leaves with stalks that have brown seed pods at top shaped like sausages
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
lol
a rw fascist that is also a huge dork wearing backwards cap and pink polo leaning way back in his chair with arms folded in an exaggerated position, lips pursed into a duck face type look for some reason, ready to say some stupid shit to medhi hasan in the latest jubilee we are being subjected to
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
we simply cannot allow a man that eats with his hands to be the mayor of the great city of New York, home of our most American of American traditions
pic of the stage during the annual july 4 nathans hot dog eating contest at coney island NY, with joey chestnut in the middle finishing off a dog (#63 according to the sign behind him about to be flipped from 62) with his finger in his mouth, flanked by dudes absolutely smashing dogs into their faces. the old timey carnival barker announcer dude is in back howling into a microphone, contestant to joey's left (our right) has 48 dogs down
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
ha ha, no no, the flag is right, its the country thats upside down
upside-down american flag
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
unrelated, but i heard some property might be opening up if zohran won?
tweet by some zionist islamaphobe dork who doesnt even live in the US, idk drew something (not important)

post says: 
These are the camps that Zohran’s wife is going to run in NYC now.

A fucked up fate that I would not wish on my worst enemy.

this text is posted over the "This is the future liberals want meme" with a cartoon image of a woman in Dominatrix fit (thigh high boots, mini-dress, long gloves, all black leather or latex) overseeing a larger quarry like area where other Doms are whipping men, implying the potential new mayor's wife would be running BDSM camps in NYC as if 1) it could be real and 2) that would be bad lol
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
most diabolically realized when even the toilet cover is carpeted
bathroom with carpet, including the toilet lid and tank :'(

taken from what looks like an ad with other color samples across the bottom :'((
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
e.g.
screenshot form a video where a masked ice goon is pointing a gun at passengers in a car unrelated to the detention of a person, just because theyre filming
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
lol
Evelyn "Cheeky Ginger"‬
 ‪@cheekyginger.bsky.social‬
· 51m
"take him directly to jail" oh so you DO want to live in a fascist state.
‪Misty‬
 ‪@mialynneb.bsky.social‬
· 49m
THANK YOU! Reminds me of the local news FB comment sections when someone is accused of something, and people get super fucking weird in the comments with their torture fantasies.
‪Evelyn "Cheeky Ginger"‬
 ‪@cheekyginger.bsky.social‬
· 20m
Listen. There are a lot of people I would eliminate extrajudiciously if I had the power. But I don't. And overall that's for the best.
‪Evelyn "Cheeky Ginger"‬
 ‪@cheekyginger.bsky.social‬
· 20m
Not torture, though. That's fucking psychotic.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
happy PRIDEMONTH 🤲 🟤🏳️‍🌈⚫💗
a tweet by some loser (doesnt matter) meant to show how evil pride month is by having "PRIDEMONTH" (as one word) in white text at the top, the word is repeated 4 times, each time the inner letters get incrementally more colorful while the letters on the outsides get darker each line down until they disappear completely leaving the 5th line with only the word 'DEMON' in rainbow letters. this is all taking place over the sickest most awesome rainbow colored demon head youve ever seen  with 4 intertwining horns, yellow eyes, sharp white teeth, and wild shaggy rainbow hair framing the whole head
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
lmaoo now he has a black eye that he blames his kid for .. like nah man you fished out and fell foh
elon musk in oval office today with black eye he blames his son for when he 'told him to punch me' lmao cmoooooon
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
so hes just full of piss in these pics of his weird body
side profile pic of elon with a distended torso, where everyone questioned why it looked like that
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
still from a futurama scene where professor farnsworth lighting up the stem end of a carrot like a joint, hermes looks on from the left
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
hope new pope updates these uniforms (adds fluorescent green)
vatican swiss guard lined up waiting for idk the pope prob, theyre in their silly striped yellow, blue, and red suits, helmets have red fluffy plumage, looks like one might have white plumage
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
{leaving only a pair of these}
pair of old ppl sunglasses
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
an old guy wearing old ppl sunglasses that fit like a box around regular glasses
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
how your email finds me
just a picture of a classic well, round brick, shingled roof, bucket on a rope, this one is decorative so there's flowers. this isnt part of of the joke im just describing what it looks like - "well" covered the joke icymi
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
huh
AI pic trump posted of himself dressed as the pope sitting in a gilded chair
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
not the point but lol
the irrelevant part of the OPs pic of a yearbook page, where a student used the quote:

"I wish I had an extra finger. Then I could grab more cheese balls."
-Honey Boo Boo
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
ant walking around lakers arena after sending them home for the summer asked if "boyz n the hood" is his favorite movie lol
minnesota timberwolves guard anthony edwards walking around the la lakers arena after they won their 1st round playoff series mentions morris chestnut, an actor in the movie boyz n the hood, and gets asked by person filming if its his favorite movie, he replies, no "my favorite movie matilda". hes got a tan hoodie and a cap, walking next to security guy (presuming) in red shirt & sunglasses
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
they should try a young pope, old pope system is failing
judea law as the tv show character the young pope kicking back in gold trimmed white raiment, large rimmed hat, sunglasses, in a reclining chair, smoking a cigarette
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Nayib Bukele showed up today looking like an AT&T mall kiosk salesman
president of el salvador Nayib Bukele sitting in the overly gilded oval office wearing a blue suit with a tight solid black crew neck shirt and looks like he has a great deal on your next cellphone at the mall
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
now listening Babe Rainbow - Slipper imp and shakaerator mightve found my summertime album already
album cover for new LP by australian psyche band Babe Rainbow "Slipper imp and shakaerator"

pic is washed out blurry sun beams thru leafy trees with blue sky and clouds, overlaid with drawn lines radiating outward
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
bro, just listened to them this morning
quick screen cap of my spotify recently played showing 5 op ivy songs Bankshot, Vulnerability, Unity, Bombshell, The Crowd (all from a 2007 remaster)
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
[person under 21] ah crap, theres a sticker
photo of soda/drink dispenser with multiple options:

visible starting from furthest left is Mug root beer, the ice dispenser, Orange Crush, something called 'Piss Jug Man Energy' (which seems to come from an Amazon worker thing idk if its real or not tbh), then you have Pabst Blue Ribbon and Busch Light beers, both with a "21+ Only!" sticker on them
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
and i stand by it
screenshot of tweet from me (fredesque @FredTaming) :

topher is the single worst shortened version of a name

9:18 AM - Jan 27, 2022
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
RFK Jr’s *official* portrait as HHS Secretary.
portrait shot of RFK Jr, highly post-edited to clean up The Way Hr Normally Looks, ive added a cartoonish worm coming out of his right ear, smiling at the viewer
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
NEW: Delta has released their logo/brand update:
Delta logo: red triangle thingy next to the word DELTAsame thing but upside down
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
this is huge, totally thought this guy was dead
pic of phone screen notification from Spotify alerting me that Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart started an album countdown to pre-save
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Trader Joe's employees wear hawaiian shirts most of the time in my experience
random pic of some trader joes employee in a photo op for god knows what, all earing blue hawaiian shits with the exception of one guy in a suit jacket/tie, an exec prob idk
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
there are two otters inside this post...
screen shot of two replies next to each other 

top: Amras says: "*GROAN*"

bottom: Amos Miller says: "That has made my afternoon. Thank you."

both are acceptable responses :)
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
holy crap a social media platform making a good update? "This means for that privacy setting, no one will be able to see your information." 🤌
screenshot of an email i got from Nextdoor app:

text under green 'nextdoor' logo:

You have selected "only my connections" in your privacy settings. The Connections feature will soon be removed from Nextdoor (learn more). When this happens, your privacy settings will be changed from "only my connections" to "no one". This means for that privacy setting, no one will be able to see your information.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
tim heidecker doing the goofy mmhhhmmmm superiority look meme
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
and so it was written..
presumably rapper Fat Joe at an NBA game maybe, and dressed in a hooded, purple fur coat contraption  that can be described as Grape-like. he is smiling as if high on cannabis with a cross necklace showing
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
hey, did you know that when you add ALT text to an image you get an additional 2000(!) characters to type? i know some of you hate shuttin up so maybe think about using that space creatively and fun and descriptively idk
screen shot of the alt text window on desktop, showing 2000 characters available in the "Descriptive alt text" field, part of the blue submit button is visible on bottom right
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
what do you mean, this isnt a normal?
OP poster James Jenkins writes:
An elderly Golden Retriever waddles up to me in the park.

He nuzzles my hand, so I stop for awhile and give him some fuss and pat-pats.

A man with a lead walks over and says, "Sorry. He's got dementia."

I ask, "How do you know?"

The man replies, "He wants to go home with everyone he meets."

to which the antagonist of our story (an AI pfp bot named Edukator run by some dork loser) replies:

A long lead is not an honest apology. Dog owners are babies.

Clingy needy children. 

Emotional infants.

Ew

I feel sorry for dogs.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
why, yes, The Grink was there actually...
screenshot of more bot follows, The Grink highlighted as the first in this particular group
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
am i on some list or is there a bot influx or something, im not doing anything whats going on
pic of my notifs showing nearly 150 follows over the last day when im not even doing anything ?  :\
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