Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time 653138473
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up 323090390
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 465142142835
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112242540
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 294112104068
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 2551321342
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 27/09/2026Can @tuyoki.bsky.social draw this sprite please 1192033107
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 8685502802
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122222047
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch 421387181
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes. 67105321640
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174813317
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11767611625
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026I put on these glasses for the first time since I went blonde and looked in the mirror and let out an audible groan 81246389
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i’m gonna fucking bite you 46140749
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...med.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 1322612841
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Voyager, walking on those tiny legs. 13868752180
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not bad, but this one is my favorite: 33100352416
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I sorta soft-launched it, but I'm not going by Alex no more. I am Katie now. 5778652330
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove… 81671172
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Middle school children in my little liberal oasis were apparently wishing each other “Happy Kirkaversary” today so that’s how it’s going, if you wanted to know. 483095331
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.transiticsnews.comI’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids. 9064182557
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit. 776942172
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026what a curious day to put these on sale 91110533080
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT." 7891042930
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Protect trans kids. 6996901828
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard. 4677242375
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too 383137620
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/09/2026nice try but i'm not falling for this again 2484238
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 171164973551
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #10 🔟 765314532
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️damniel spookradski @self.agency · 07/09/2026the biggest “job creator” in america is walmart, a third of whose employees are on public assistance 11079261
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️really bad account @rikagirlhusband.bsky.social · 07/09/2026really glad this one pulled through. it releasing and being good was all that mattered ultimately but this is a nice little bow on the whole story 0445
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189715296
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261751062
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026girl stop typing and hit him with your car 573937517
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026coyote vs acme was pretty decent but by the fourth gratuitous sex scene i was kind of over it 752347194
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35482141908
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026that’s wild. he’s tanking damage for us. 8278571113
Reposted by FreakyFreddy 🏳️⚧️Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Current day Ringo post: peace & love to me fans ✌️✌️✌️ Current Paul post: Just petted dog! Hypothetical George post: heard a new album, give it a listen Hypothetical John Lennon post: Come to “Cancel Me if You Can Fest” all funds raised benefit the Ricky Gervais cartoon where cats say the word slag 251405181