Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/03/2026It's international women's day so if I've ever made you laugh you owe me an international woman 316332
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 07/03/2026when i worked at a grocery store, one of my favorite bits to do was sit in a cage and wait for people to come by so i could tell them i was a rat 1242
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026“safety in numbers” i whisper, while filling my purse with donuts 421569
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If we’re talking and I give you 3 “that’s crazies” and a “wow”, it’s time to stop. I’ve completely checked out. 7616
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026They had Runner Ducks at Tractor Supply today and long story short I’m buying a farm. 04218
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/03/2026Even the biggest problems in the world just fade away when you're stuck in traffic and need to pee. 4141031
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 05/03/2026i am mad as a waterlogged rooster I actually don’t know how mad that is but it sounds like a lot 712832
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I'd be so ready to enter my girl living in a lonely castle in the depth of the country era. 0185
John’s Winter Arc (hibernation) @fitziejj.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The cam filter stays on during sex. 000
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 05/03/2026i like how doorknobs wait until you’re really irritated before they catch your belt loop 419339
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 05/03/2026our company’s monthly SEO report says our top keyword is up 69 positions and now my tongue hurts from biting it so hard 35419
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026i burst up from the flames of hell for this? 313443
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 03/03/2026sooo can I donate someone else’s plasma for money 613755
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 05/03/2026my hobbies include taking pictures of my cat and then looking at pictures of my cat 5789
John’s Winter Arc (hibernation) @fitziejj.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Beer before liquor, Yes Please! 000
John’s Winter Arc (hibernation) @fitziejj.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I enjoy when people I follow call someone out who I’ve already blocked. 030
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/03/2026*rage colors a picture of a rainbow and flowers then crumples it up and nicely hands it to you 811347
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Choose a word. Think of it. Keep it to yourself, noone cares. 813654
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 03/03/2026For whom the cat kneads 34015
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Acting mysterious when in reality I just lost my train of thought 221373
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Joke, joke, bad joke, politics, news, joke, man in weird underpants lying on his bed. 3297
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026[at a spider wedding] congratulations to the newlywebs 10387103
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Share your coffee with me and I'll give you my heart. 65624
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 02/03/2026strengths: pouring wine in the dark 410537
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 02/03/2026Become a FanGraphs Member: We won't try to induce you to gamble, and all of our words are written by actual humans. plus.fangraphs.com/product/fang...plus.fangraphs.comFanGraphs MembershipHelp support FanGraphs by becoming a Member. With Ad Free Membership, you will experience the FanGraphs website completely without third party ads while you maintain an active Ad Free Membership. 712425
John’s Winter Arc (hibernation) @fitziejj.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Insane would be a cute name for a boy. 000
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 02/03/2026In America, the phrase "work-life balance" refers to how fast you can eat a burger while crying in your car 524463
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Guitar shop: "Nice axe!" Murder shop: "Nice axe!" 56029
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Today is brought to you by the letter F. 24413
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I wash my hair with shampoo because using realpoo would be disgusting 1217143
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy) 3718264686
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 02/03/2026thank you for never giving me a reason to mute you 0124
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026going in a different direction today by swapping my normal messy bun for a low sleek ponytail and instead of calling everyone an asshole i shall refer to them as a rapscallion 1013430
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)thunk in the night @thunk2much.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Met with a finance person and she said I should expect to live for another 30 years and that just seems excessive. 192
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Me: *nervously waiting for the 1 minute mark to like your skeet… Also Me: *not looking like a crazy stalker 02810
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Little Debbie has seen me at my highest and my absolute rock bottom 48421
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I often wonder how people will describe me after I'm gone. Like, "She lit up the room?" Or, "She always smelled kind of funny and she was kind of a weirdo but at least she only bit one toddler?" 4279
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026i think i’ll go dig a hole in my backyard and move into it 815642
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 02/03/2026wow! 201186352
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I’d do some filthy things to a rack of ribs. -Me, flirting. 0118
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 01/03/2026feed me cheese touch my butt and tell me i’m your favorite celestial seasoning 713343
Reposted by John’s Winter Arc (hibernation)ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I want to be cremated. Not necessarily when I die. Surprise me! 24113
