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@ez0d.bsky.social
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although the form is jumbled and random and flawed and excessive and self-indulgent, yes, at least at last to make my soul soil comprehensible & truly personal a splash and splatter between duration of intermittent straight statement

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I bet that phone makes for a great chip clip
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We all killed Laura Palmer.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
grammar was more important in the days of you’re
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like watching the melting butter fill the little waffle squares.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Technically, "Mark Carney" is an oxymoron
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a burrito and says "behold luis, I call it: the burrito." Luis eats it and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey?" Juan thinks and surmises "it looks like the ones I grew up with." Juan takes Luis to a field of small, bow-legged cylindrical donkeys who appear to me in great distress. Luis looks on in terror as one of the donkeys repeats "kill me. kill me."
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I really think at its heart philosophy is one giant battle, taking place over many eras and nations, between people who are basically pleasant bureaucrats and people who are sexy murder poets, and it’s both super important and super boring that the pleasant bureaucrats must win.
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Vanessa Briscoe Hay @pylongurl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just watched this. Nice documentary about Sugar @sugarcopperblue.bsky.social short and sweet :)
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updates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i never set timers when i cook because i don't really care what happens to me
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Vanessa Briscoe Hay @pylongurl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Randy Bewley July 25,1955 - February 25, 2009
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ezod @ez0d.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Alice Bag @ The Black Lodge, Seattle WA
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In case of emergency, break on through to the other side.
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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
gumby was always saying this
What did Gumby always say?
Al Overview
The famous catchphrase associated with Gumby is "I'm Gumby, dammit!"
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Del Potter PhD @drdelpotter.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Taibbi calls the NY left an “elite fixation.” The returns: Mamdani won sub-$45k neighborhoods 52–42 and flipped the Bronx, America’s poorest urban county, from −18 to +11. On bus fares and rent. He didn’t read the data because the data ends his argument. My reply: open.substack.com/pub/againste...
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The Amalgam: A Reply to Matt Taibbi’s “Nitwit Revolution”
There is an old technique, older than Taibbi, older than the Substack it now pays for.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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ezod @ez0d.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Big Sandy & his Fly-Rite Boys at the Garden Club, Atlanta GA
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ezod @ez0d.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The infamous, chaotic, riot inducing performance from Tater Totz: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8km...
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Tater Totz - "Don't Worry Kyoko" Live at BeatleFest 1988
YouTube video by baconpeel
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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ezod @ez0d.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"Ugh, God, it's from Waldo!" "That schmuck," said Sheila. It IS very suspicious, I mused, crying in my dorm room in 1981. "Do you give even one eighth of an eighth of an eighth of a fuck about Dua Lipa™... Does your mother?" maximumexposureinc.substack.com/p/you-dont-a...
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YOU DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE THE BAND "GEESE™"
...AND HERE'S WHY!!
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I see that you're picking up what I'm putting down. Please stop touching my things.
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Fake OpenAI ad that says "Yes we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves. But it might also help them with their homework." CHATGPT
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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
1. HOLY SHIT 2. HOLY SHIT Z'EV with hair! 3. @bedwards314159.bsky.social did you know about this?!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Great the horrible website that I HATE is working AGAIN
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ezod @ez0d.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqiR...
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EFFecting Change: How to Disenshittify the Internet
YouTube video by EFForg
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Everything about this image is extremely powerful to me
Ken Jennings • @kenjennings.bsk...
→ Replied to "fart"
all aboard the giggle train
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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ezod @ez0d.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Happy 8-track Day!!!
Box of cool 8-track tapes
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ezod @ez0d.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It's National 8-track Tape Day!
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Ok step one is to make them look less delicious
WIRECUTTER
Microplastics Are
Everywhere. Here's How to Avoid Eating Them.
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ezod @ez0d.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
On the floor with Dirty Three at Terminal West, Atlanta
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byron coley @byroncoley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
shockingly good piece on the minutemen from the nyt. no firewall www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/a...
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D. Boon’s Death Shook Punk Rock. 40 Years Later, Minutemen Look Back.
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ezod @ez0d.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
60 Minutes used to be on from 7 to 8 every Sunday evening in our house. It's how I remembered to take out the trash.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It’s been as long since the John Cale song “Paris 1919” as it was between that song and 1919
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Prospero (Where are the Epstein files?) @prospero53.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
‘"Jessica Foster" is a widely popular, AI-generated Instagram influencer that emerged around December 2025, masquerading as a pro-Trump U.S. Army soldier to amass over a million followers before being exposed as a foot-fetish content scam.’ #MAGA #incels biztechweekly.com/jessica-fost...
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Jessica Foster: The AI-Generated Instagram Model with 1M Followers Blurring Reality, Politics & Influence - BizTech Weekly
This briefing analyzes the rise of AI-generated influencer “Jessica Foster,” highlighting advances in photorealistic synthetic media, its impact on digital trust, influencer economics, and the emergin...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
there’s an old adage in 12-step groups that if you have a room full of people and turn out the lights, the sickest ones will still manage to find each other. don’t know why i thought of that today.
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Giles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Someone needs to send an ambulance to X
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Stefan Fatsis @stefanfatsis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My piece about Scrabble's dictionary dysfunction is now up on @defector.com
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Competitive Scrabble Is A Lexical Shitshow | Defector
This piece originally appeared on Unabridged, a newsletter about words published by Stefan Fatsis. If you enjoy this story, and want to read more like it, please consider subscribing to Unabridged. Un...
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The playful, prolific use of hyperlinks in online journalism (eg Slate, Pitchfork) didn’t anticipate link-rot. Now so many articles are pock-marked with cryptic allusions that some long-dead link once explained. Weird how quickly a new style comes to feel more archaic than the traditional format
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 05/03/2026
thevaultoftheatomicspaceage.tumblr.com/post/8102426...
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
HBD Karen Carpenter, the original drummer in Rush
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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 25/02/2026
Twin Peaks: A llama and other pets waiting at the Lydecker Veterinary Clinic.
A llama and other pets waiting at the Lydecker Veterinary Clinic. Twin Peaks S01E05 - The One-Armed Man.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 20/02/2026
Sorry. Sorry about this
Dr. Robby looking quizzically as he walks past an open door The Shining bear guy blowjob scene
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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 14/02/2026
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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ezod @ez0d.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This post by Cullen is so much funnier than any of the comedy bits in the movie itself.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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