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estelle croissant

@estelle-croissant.bsky.social
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she’s fronch anna. chicago. stupid.

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
woke is when you can eat salad without shitting your pants
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
also I don’t think people appreciate the difference between like a TV and a tablet. TVs are fundamentally social objects, there has to be a negotiation of what to watch. We have one TV in our house and it causes friction every day. And that is why people have tablets – to avoid conflict.
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
spending my weekend seeing the LoTR films in 35mm at the music box. it’s my first viewing since seeing @themorbidzoo.bsky.social’s vid on gollum. giving something new to me, esp as i head into two towers. have also begun to view this button as a political statement on hope. frodo lives!
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I think it’s important to keep talking about children and social media, but I also think that debate is a cover for what these laws are really about: surveilling the entire population online
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frankenstein monster 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
oreos are probiotic and have ancient grains
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I also get booed wherever I go, due to my ways
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
genius lyric image of a lonely island album: text reads "I went to the Knicks game and they booed me on the Jumbotron"
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i think i’m dumber now bc i’m listening to less music . listening to music now… feels good on my brain jfc
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Kids should be learning that AI output isn’t trustworthy, where it really comes from, and how it’s disrupting our ability to tell what’s real. They shouldn’t be learning that AI will make them more efficient or do their work for them because it can’t. That would be propaganda, not education
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
most of my twitter was me talking about sex and the city when i rewatched every few years and im just dropping into bluesky to bravely say that i adore carrie bradshaw and even when she is wrong i think she’s right and that’s just my truth
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Mrs. Holly The Fox @hollyfox.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
tweet by @randygdub

trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh
[audience going berserk]
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/03/2026
this goes for so much of the right wing ecosystem. the same guys who scream “DEI hire” would sink to the ocean if they weren’t kept afloat by their far right sugar daddies
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
good evening... i am scared
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
to the US men's hockey team: we never liked you anyway, we just hoped you were fucking each other.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/02/2026
yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/kJank... i posted on youtube for the first time in 10 years. the last time i posted on youtube i was also singing @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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There Will Be No Divorce - Mountain Goats (cover)
YouTube video by wellmakesmokesignals
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OBoogie @oboogie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
An old comic style of a woman looking out her window at a city skyline. The bubble says, “What a stupid time to be alive.”
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The news cycle around AOC’s “gaffe” is, in my humble opinion, a clear manufacturing of a “gaffe” where there was none. But it’s indicative of the belief undergirding a lot of MSM that if one “side” is behaving badly, the other “side” must be positioned as doing something wrong, too, for “fairness”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/02/2026
i have come to the view that there is an extent to which elites are projecting the salience of bigotry on the broad public. *they* are preoccupied with this stuff and so they imagine the public must be obsessed with it.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
it is not customary to make a toast before hitting the weed pen, she begins,
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
someone please think of the miller lites
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
i relate
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/02/2026
hey gang. just wanted to give everyone an update re: those promises I've been making for the last ten years about how I was going to weave a ladder out of dreams and climb up to heaven. it was just a joke basically
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
hmm. nope 👍
The New Hork Zimes


THE EDITORIAL BOARD
It's Time for America to Admit That It Has a Marijuana Problem
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/02/2026
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/02/2026
i love the current white house strategy of “daily undeniable evil scandals that make them look evil and insane” i think they should keep this up
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
this is how to be rich and famous
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
so far my review of bluesky is that half the time i have not one single clue what any of you are talking about. learning and growing 🙏
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
little item for the Senate Dems to ponder: which of the reforms you’re currently floating is going to stop this?
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Not enough. Every single ICE and CBP agent should be out of Minnesota. The terror campaign must stop. ICE must be abolished.
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i have some complaints about the ventra app
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/02/2026
this admin is determined to psychically punish anyone who remembers anything republicans ever said before 18 months ago
Axios headline: Trump ally Pirro threatens jail for anyone bringing a gun into DC by julianna bragg - 14 hours ago
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
youtu.be/YC4bo3SOU3U?... really fantastic work from @themorbidzoo.bsky.social and I'm being sort of an evangelical fangirl about it. sorry to everyone i've encountered for the last 2 days. i'm going to keep pushing this until you relent.
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Gollum, (Dis)grace, and (Un)heroism | Monsters of LOTR
YouTube video by The Morbid Zoo
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
catherine o'hara is the last straw i'm walking into lake michigan
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
guys i'm really on bluesky now
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Joshua Dysart @joshuadysart.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
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estelle croissant @estelle-croissant.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
murder she wrote is a lovely show about how cops are dumb and we should listen more to writers
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