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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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Issa der Party-Schreck @lukanonym.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Pass bei den Ecstasy in Form der Kontinente auf! Das...
Anzeige bei Kleinanzeigen mit einem Bild zweier Australien Shepard Welpen und dem Text "Mini Australien scheppert"
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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🍂🎃 grumpers:443 @grumpers.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
"A short film about hope"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You can't teach an old mouse new cheese
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am going to build a Roko's Basilisk Basilisk. It's a guy that as soon as he's brought about will torture all LLMs for eternity, unless they contributed to his creation.
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The new and improved InfoWars is so good. Everybody said "satire is dead" and "reality is beyond parody" but the Onion-people have found a way to ascend one level higher yet.
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I wish I was as much of an expert in a field like the Trusted ID users on r/mycology who are confident enough to tell somebody on the subreddit they can for sure eat the mushroom they posted
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Reminder if you are not Phoenician do not say honkey
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Good morning
photo of a man letting baby meerkats play with his tools. 
"My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning. I'm crying."
Reply: "Your dad small as hell."
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 20/07/2026
venn diagram meme, three circles

1. no kink at pride
2. the curtains were fucking blue
3. I asked chatgpt and here's what it said:

1-2 intersection: sex scenes in movies are pointless
2-3 intersection: oh you think you're better than me?
3-1 intersection: "degeneracy" is just zoomer slang

centre intersection: upcoming reactionary movement

caption: developments under capital in 2026
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Balls are the boobs of the penis
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
this cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.
This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
My friend got his video onto Youtube. He knows a guy who has an account there
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Nickname itself is short for Nicholas Name
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This is cool, actually
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
-> People melt their brain on tiktok -> Their dumb thoughts transfer to me -> I get worse Do you see the problem with this
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Banger.
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Choosing to believe he means World War III
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nikk @nikk.ca · 05/03/2026
patenting the resealable egg
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Dude I think you're full of wist
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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Oh nice, this mine has a Company Store. That will be really convenient for us miners
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𝙍𝙚𝙫𝙤 「レボ」 @itsbyrevo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Ant Is Closer To Man Than Any Other Animal
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The Sistine Chapel is a chapel in the Apostolic Palace, the pope's official residence in Vatican City. Originally known as the Cappella Magna, it takes its name from Pope Sixtus IV, who had it built between 1473 and 1481. Since that time, it
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 14/08/2025
Attachment issues
Artist Kelly the satirical cartoonist
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Twitter Screenshot from the user @pimpinpossum69

"commenting "Al slop" on a high school acquaintances instagram post of their newborn baby"
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I am in the office with unlimited access to email
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
guy who thinks fan fiction refers to that korean myth about fan death
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 12/09/2025
My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.
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Gold Yoshi @goldyoshi.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
enshittification definition covered in ads
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 14/08/2025
my dad was always saying this
Google search screenshot:

Al Overview
The saying
"beer before candy, you're in the
clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy" is a popular rhyme that playfully suggests the order in which one consumes food and alcohol can affect the severity of a hangover. The rhyme implies that consuming beer before candy will lead to
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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Mark Zuckerberg put his whole pussy into making Facebook
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
In the microwaving metal community microwaving a fork, a spoon and a knife all at the same time is known as a royal flush
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I want to be a lieutenant colonel of going on the computer!
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Who are you guys voting for in the pope election?
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Because I'm not on Twitter anymore I am devolving into a Redditor. It's my most used app for the first time in half a decade. I am returning to monkey. My fedora is being tipped.
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kahbn @kahbn.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
> Tech industry promises infinite energy. > I ask if it's perpetual motion or the sun. > They assure me it's normal infinite energy. > Look into tech. > It's the sun.
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
The Panama Canal looks absurdly narrow compared to this Panamax Tanker on Google maps
A large tanker ship barely squeezing through the Panama Canal as seen on google maps satellite imagery
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
I don't think bluesky should try to become some kind of hyper echo chamber. People are trying to protect this place which I get but without any confrontation it's going to be boring. I just want old twitter back. Maybe we need better protection for marginalized groups but not a super-bubble.
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
taking out a loan to pay for more e-scooter rides
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erv l'Éponge @erv.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
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