Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 13mWho gives a fuck about what Miran has to say, they're playing dress up, which is much more important 0130
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 2hWorking in our office/craft room today which I don't spend a ton of time in, laid on the floor and looked up to this. I'm so scared 2110
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 4hAwesome: was led to a review website somehow (boosted by Google when I searched a product!) that is nearly 2000 pages of AI generated Amazon review scraping that seems to have taken over a brewery's domain when it expired 3283
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 15hThere's a chicken in my refrigerator that clucks while pecking the ice out of the freezer 0121
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 16hI think I'm the strange and offputting coworker, but I get away with it because I'm nice too. 1230
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 18hThe best thing about having a sunroof is my hair getting extremely tangled 1120
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 19hGot taco bell ANYWAY even if the Plato's Closet employees told me I'm ugly and chopped and out of season 2160
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 20hGrackles have taken over my neighborhood!! 2230
Reposted by Fruit and Bug AdministrationAves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 20h🇧🇷Pato-mergulhão 🌎Mergus octosetaceus Conservação: Em Perigo Crítico O pato-mergulhão é uma ave anseriforme da família Anatidae. Também conhecido como merganso-do-sul, mergulhador, patão e pato-mergulhador. 📷 Sávio Bruno 1948
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 20hTaking a container of bullshit to platos closet. hopefully it will buy me taco bell. 2180
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 20hSaw a plate today that said BRDRKOLY and got really excited for a minute that it was supposed to be "birder" 1120
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 21hAll mushrooms associate with damp. They're mushrooms 5411
Reposted by Fruit and Bug AdministrationFruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/05/2025cool picture of me. Sorry 61002
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 22hPeople pay so much attention... This couple who I say hi to when they are out walking their dog stopped me to say my husband left the hazards on his fleet vehicle yesterday and even knocked on our door when we weren't home to try to tell us. I don't know their names or where they live. 1170
Reposted by Fruit and Bug AdministrationAnn Fry 🍀 @annfryillu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art 6498853595
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 23hWill have them for a little longer but we have secured homes for both kittens we aren't keeping.... I'm so sad but also holy fuck am I overwhelmed and bleeding money having all of these cats 1190
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't really care about which title people use for anything but I did see someone call part 5 "ōgon no kaze" once like alright come on. and I don't like "Sorcery Fight" for JJK but I don't even like JJK 1140
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Blue jays and crows have been going nuts outside today, wonder if it's the usual hawks or if the great horned owls are returning. Though I don't expect to hear hooting for a month or more. 0140
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's so funny being asked why I want a promotion. You already know man 2350
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Messaging my husband loading screen tips 0482
Reposted by Fruit and Bug AdministrationThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 29/09/2026A man so desperate to use the bathroom at a Kroger supermarket in Texas intentionally crashed his 2006 Chevrolet HHR through the building’s front doors because the store was closed, the authorities said.nyti.msA Driver Desperate to Use the Bathroom Plows Into a Kroger in Texas, the Police SayThe driver, James Mansell Lancaster Jr., was upset to find the supermarket in Rosenberg, Texas, closed early Sunday morning, the police said. 5214426
Reposted by Fruit and Bug AdministrationFruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Putting "Beast Regards," in my email signature and seeing how long it takes for someone to mention it 2394
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My mom is some kind of bizarre imp 1190
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You used to call me on your rotom phone 1306
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gen Z is canceling the feeling in my lower back 0213
Reposted by Fruit and Bug AdministrationSODABYTES @sodabytes.com · 29/09/2026⚠️ WARNING - HEALTH AND SAFETY Hi Touch the Touch Screen to continue. 101383365
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The $1.50 Aldi prebiotic energy drinks are good, but I keep reading the can as "problematic energy" 0170
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've fallen so many times that I've kind of developed a fear of it happening. haven't actually injured myself yet but it's a dice roll every time 170
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not only do depop flippers scoop up good thrift finds, they take up all the damn SEO 060
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Zoned out while washing dishes and the running water hitting various surfaces from different angles and heights started sounding like the plok soundtrack 0100
Reposted by Fruit and Bug Administrationjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/07/2024 223143592
Reposted by Fruit and Bug AdministrationFruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 22/05/2025When the vape hit like agidyne 412929
Reposted by Fruit and Bug Administrationチムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mercedes and Falin 41881611
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Turning camera off for <5 seconds to sneeze, returning and it looks like I've been sobbing for hours 0100
Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The guy I dated in college had one of these (well, it was his mom's) but he drowned it going to taco bell in a tropical storm 2200
Reposted by Fruit and Bug AdministrationFruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 28/06/2025A fish walks into a bar and orders a glub soda 😂 Readers added additional context Most fish cannot walk. 1396