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Fruit and Bug Administration

@waxwing.bsky.social
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birds, etc (mostly etc). I'm like this permanently. 🗺️Carolina do Norte

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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 13m
Who gives a fuck about what Miran has to say, they're playing dress up, which is much more important
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 2h
Laughy taughy
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 2h
Working in our office/craft room today which I don't spend a ton of time in, laid on the floor and looked up to this. I'm so scared
Haman nui on a bookshelf, peeking at me menacingly from behind a tomato pin cushion with pins in it
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 4h
Awesome: was led to a review website somehow (boosted by Google when I searched a product!) that is nearly 2000 pages of AI generated Amazon review scraping that seems to have taken over a brewery's domain when it expired
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 15h
There's a chicken in my refrigerator that clucks while pecking the ice out of the freezer
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 16h
No meetings tomorrow... For now
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 16h
I think I'm the strange and offputting coworker, but I get away with it because I'm nice too.
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 18h
The best thing about having a sunroof is my hair getting extremely tangled
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 18h
Fact check: TRUE. 100% Pleasant
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 19h
Got taco bell ANYWAY even if the Plato's Closet employees told me I'm ugly and chopped and out of season
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 20h
Grackles have taken over my neighborhood!!
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 20h
Let's be trip hazards with mama
My dilute tortie kitten laying on a stair, 3 steps up from her white mom doing the same
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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 20h
🇧🇷Pato-mergulhão 🌎Mergus octosetaceus Conservação: Em Perigo Crítico O pato-mergulhão é uma ave anseriforme da família Anatidae. Também conhecido como merganso-do-sul, mergulhador, patão e pato-mergulhador. 📷 Sávio Bruno
Uma ave adulta de plumagem predominantemente escura, com tons de marrom e reflexos esverdeados na cabeça e pescoço, está pousada sobre uma rocha alaranjada cercada por água. O animal possui um bico fino e pontiagudo, olhos escuros e uma pequena crista na parte posterior da cabeça. Suas asas exibem uma mancha branca característica. Sob o corpo do adulto, encontram-se vários filhotes de penugem preta e densa, com pequenas manchas brancas espalhadas pelo dorso e cabeça. A postura da ave é de proteção e vigilância, mantendo-se estática e atenta enquanto os filhotes permanecem agrupados logo abaixo, sobre a superfície irregular da pedra. O ambiente é iluminado por uma luz suave que reflete no corpo da ave e na água límpida, criando um cenário natural de cuidado parental em um curso de água raso.
Atenção: O alt da imagem foi gerado automaticamente.
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 20h
Taking a container of bullshit to platos closet. hopefully it will buy me taco bell.
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 20h
Saw a plate today that said BRDRKOLY and got really excited for a minute that it was supposed to be "birder"
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 21h
Looking around
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 21h
All mushrooms associate with damp. They're mushrooms
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
cool picture of me. Sorry
posing in CCA Amuro Ray cosplay with my back to the camera
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 22h
People pay so much attention... This couple who I say hi to when they are out walking their dog stopped me to say my husband left the hazards on his fleet vehicle yesterday and even knocked on our door when we weren't home to try to tell us. I don't know their names or where they live.
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 22h
This picture is so crazy.
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Ann Fry 🍀 @annfryillu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art
Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 23h
Will have them for a little longer but we have secured homes for both kittens we aren't keeping.... I'm so sad but also holy fuck am I overwhelmed and bleeding money having all of these cats
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My 999,999,999 games
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't really care about which title people use for anything but I did see someone call part 5 "ōgon no kaze" once like alright come on. and I don't like "Sorcery Fight" for JJK but I don't even like JJK
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blue jays and crows have been going nuts outside today, wonder if it's the usual hawks or if the great horned owls are returning. Though I don't expect to hear hooting for a month or more.
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so funny being asked why I want a promotion. You already know man
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dilute tortie kitten inspecting char nui plush. She doesn't give a crap
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Messaging my husband loading screen tips
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 29/09/2026
A man so desperate to use the bathroom at a Kroger supermarket in Texas intentionally crashed his 2006 Chevrolet HHR through the building’s front doors because the store was closed, the authorities said.
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A Driver Desperate to Use the Bathroom Plows Into a Kroger in Texas, the Police Say
The driver, James Mansell Lancaster Jr., was upset to find the supermarket in Rosenberg, Texas, closed early Sunday morning, the police said.
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Putting "Beast Regards," in my email signature and seeing how long it takes for someone to mention it
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mom is some kind of bizarre imp
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2022 Cadillac CT5-V looks like same year of Honda Civic Eastern and western meadowlarks resemble unrelated African birds: yellow-throated longclaw and pangani longclaw
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You used to call me on your rotom phone
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pinecones are learning mimicry
Tall, older loblolly pine with lots of cones, however one of them towards the center looks like a bird on a branch with its tail hanging down.
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gen Z is canceling the feeling in my lower back
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SODABYTES @sodabytes.com · 29/09/2026
⚠️ WARNING - HEALTH AND SAFETY Hi Touch the Touch Screen to continue.
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The $1.50 Aldi prebiotic energy drinks are good, but I keep reading the can as "problematic energy"
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've fallen so many times that I've kind of developed a fear of it happening. haven't actually injured myself yet but it's a dice roll every time
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pastel paw
A dilute tortoiseshell kitten's paw resting on my arm. It's mostly gray with patches of white and peach.
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not only do depop flippers scoop up good thrift finds, they take up all the damn SEO
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zoned out while washing dishes and the running water hitting various surfaces from different angles and heights started sounding like the plok soundtrack
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She was born an little old man
Dilute tortie with eyebrow markings asleep against a green office chair in the cave made by a cow print blanket.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Leon Gómez
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8 months ago
this is our first time I went this location! so the handsome guy was on counter I don't know he's owner or manager but that guy working on point! the way he handled... more

Krauszer's Food Store (Owner)
8 months ago
Hhjjuhgg
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
When the vape hit like agidyne
Saki mitama
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mercedes and Falin
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blue mistflower (it's purple)
Blue mistflower, an explosion of fuzzy light purple flowers
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Turning camera off for <5 seconds to sneeze, returning and it looks like I've been sobbing for hours
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The guy I dated in college had one of these (well, it was his mom's) but he drowned it going to taco bell in a tropical storm
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
A fish walks into a bar and orders a glub soda 😂 Readers added additional context Most fish cannot walk.
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