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Fucking Nightmarey

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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 10h
If you like Lou Reed even a little bit and don’t know this one check it out/if you want to SEEEEEEEEEE ME
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She's My Best Friend
YouTube video by The Velvet Underground - Topic
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 10h
you know who’s really cool? Italo Calvino
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 12h
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 13h
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 16h
I need a new way to explain the Theatre of Cruelty, fuck
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 17h
kill you with a frog mask like Dr Phibes my bitch a machine like Dr Phibes get anachronistic in the sequel like Dr Phibes Funnier than you remembered like Dr Phibes Blowing mysterious green liquid all over the ho like Dr Phibes Listen to my voice on tape and understand you are doomed like Dr Phibes
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 18h
If anything shouldn’t we all start calling it SI too? feels like anything else is “sane washing” or whatever
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 18h
I hope it doesnt happen but Cassie and Crystal falling in love and disappearing from the comic forever after this would be an incredible bit
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tried to listen to the new Gilla band on the commute and had to turn it off because roughly 2/3s of the sounds at any given time could be an automobile experiencing mechanical failure. 5 stars
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got the new control game to play while my wife sleeps in and played it for like 10 minutes and shut it off, cause I’m just gonna have to start over when she wakes up, cause she’s gotta see this holy moly
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Acid Police, Boredoms, 1994
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Officially outta grandpas, what a week
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Freestyle Rapper Cursed To Have All Of His Sensitive Information (SSN, etc) Rhyme
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bustin so hard i go flying off into the air team rocket style
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Veggietales version of the story of Onan be like “Onny and the Special Tzatziki”
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICM, or “Intelligent Country Music,”
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Poptimism and Its Consequences Have Been a Disaster for the Human Race
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Take me to ur dealer
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This place radiates evil
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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Nick Lutsko's "I Wanna Be at the RNC", it says more about you than the author of the Infowars theme song. People who make this claim expose a deeper issue in their psyche, allowing them to lie to themselves and the public to prove they are not woke rolling stones.
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin Texas is legitimately head and shoulders above any commercial country radio hit this decade, it’s still real real bad
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 25/09/2026
caves of qud tomb of the eaters
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“not on Snapchat or Facebook or TikTok” + “secretly blasted off edibles 24/7” = the Connecticut Philosopher
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredibly cursed
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s tha freakin weekend baby
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absorbing dark New England energies
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Hijab inspired secular accessorization” is quite the turn of phrase, what a time to be alive
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would like to supplement the Troy Jackson discourse with the observation that he looks like this (laudatory)
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
imagine being a cishet guy whos shorter than like 5'9 and doesnt decide to transition or become gay. thats like finding out youre living on the worlds largest gold deposit and instead of doing anything with it you decide to keep working minimum wage forever
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i also think that guy needs to be eating worms
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got no penis for your cum, No hippy chick
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/09/2026
a lot of your favorite accounts have just had their cover blown. give some grace to anyone with over 100k followers on here, they’re probably going through a lot right now
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey folks on the real stuff is bad as hell and gonna get worse as fuck, take a moment today and think about how this is gonna be the best it ever is for a long time and appreciate it
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst part about being the luckiest person on earth is the survivors guilt
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got some cat litter today and a married couple was in the parking lot and the guy was saying “Charlie Kirk, Bibi Netenyahu” over and over while his wife laughed and went “stop it!” Jokingly. One of the more inscrutable public behaviors I’ve seen
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thought of this for the first time since my cat died and had a nice long weepy weep down the damn turnpike, snot in the beard and everything
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Dikembe - "All I Want for Christmas Is You" (Mariah Carey Cover)
YouTube video by Jeremy Silveira
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m a rare artifact The bitch wanna fuck me
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This ones pretty rough and every one of these artists have been pretty yikes since then but Waynes verse has always stuck with me idk, I can recite it from memory without trying. Chris Brown academically outrapping Gucci and Wayne is also notable in its way I guess
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Gucci Mane Ft. Chris Brown & Lil Wayne - Cyeah Cyeah Cyeah Cyeah
YouTube video by LilWayneOfficiaITV
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On the great curve young thug is a pretty bad artist but the good songs/good bits of bad songs are just fucking astonishing
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Itd be neat to make a band that was like Eliminator style ZZ Top but with Young Thug on vocals
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I call dibs on “Top Model/Rupaul style show called Americas Happiest Gambler“
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just got a really good idea for a spiritual successor to Papers, Please
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weed store bumpin Kamasi Washington, crackers baffled
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who is inspecting the soldier boners, are we hiring boner inspectors or is there some pilot going “I didn’t sign up for this” while he kinetically ascertains hog circumference
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
really good dog on the bottom left here, don’t miss it
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SaGa style “7 vignettes” rpg where youre: 1. FBI Agent Married to Horse 2. Steampunk Tech Journalist 3. A Centrist Rock Vocalist Opening for Ed Sheeran 4. Palestinian Cat Setting Out For Istanbul 5. Kid Playing Roblox 6. Eastern European Solo Game Developer 7. Taylor Lorenz
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Manhunting someone is like minecrafting someone but old-school
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Fucking Nightmarey @effingdreamy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Earthworm with a big ol titty on either end
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