Reposted by Erin Ephandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/10/2026Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot 26835117
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026As someone in their early 40s, there is not a day goes by that I’m not insanely grateful to have grown up in the era before email and apps, when learning how to forge your mom’s signature real good was all you needed to evade trouble at school 010
Reposted by Erin Ephdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They should simply invent fun problems that are awesome to have 38020
Reposted by Erin EphRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026Yakko and Wakko should leave the nurse alone. Firstly, she is just trying to do her job as a nurse. Secondly, she is clearly more woman than they could handle. She would destroy them, mind, body, and spirit. 510528
Reposted by Erin Ephrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373509814
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Briefly forgot the name Nostradamus so used Nosferatu instead and the person I was talking to just nodded like “so true” 1133
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I feel like the Backrooms would be an ideal place to hide from work and take a nap. Like just right by the door or something, where it’s not dangerous yet 000
Reposted by Erin EphLauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cap’n Crunch’s OOPS! All Societal Collapse® 1355
Reposted by Erin EphGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026enough with these fruit scented shampoos. where are the fried chicken scented shampoos 2724367
Reposted by Erin EphIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Forever" stamps are starting to feel like an overpromise. This government seems temporary at best 716425
Reposted by Erin EphfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026uncanny valley ranch 1534787
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Look if you need a GLP-1 to survive, great. If you want a GLP-1 because thinness is the highest aspiration you have? Fuck, dude. That’s sad as shit. 001
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s insane to me to consider a GLP-1. It took 40+ years for me to be ok with my body and only a fucking idiot would throw away that many years of work and a successful outcome 100
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I generally drive defensively but I will not respect another motorist if they’re in a Rivian or a Tesla 020
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Coming out” as polyamorous isn’t interesting or brave. Just be a slut, goddamn 030
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think maybe vacant lots would be considered less of an eyesore if the rich assholes who owned them didn’t seal them off with a shitty chain-link fence and lets weeds take over. Which is a weird thing to do with an investment, actually 130
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Will the City of Portland ever figure out how to have pickups at their train station not take 30 minutes every time, or would that be expecting too much from a place where Seattleites move to retire at age 33 000
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I bet when Madonna dances it sounds like when a horror movie insect is wetly click-clacking around in a really gross way 011
Reposted by Erin EphBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris 372887357
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I can see your face in my mind and how it would look as you internally screamed upon learning this, and who you would get to tell 001
Reposted by Erin EphIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Me to my grandkids: The year was 2026. Candy bars cost 5 bucks. Only millionaires had doctors. We won the war with Iran 50 times. But did we complain?? Fuckin bitch-ass shit yes, we did 834061
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It was so much better in the days when there was a phone book, you could be a child looking up the home address of someone named Harry Wiener 2365
Reposted by Erin EphLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026The argument for treating the MAHA people like a legitimate group of people & not a bunch of dog whistling eugenicists would hold a lot more weight if their main man RFK wasn’t regularly out here saying shit like ‘Two beers before driving are now mandatory as part of my Take The Edge Off initiative’ 633560
Reposted by Erin Ephnakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Self defense classes should be free & brutal. 1126
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Idk why people get fussy about bad coffee. I view it the way I view having trail mix or 7-11 for dinner while traveling. No it’s not what I came here for, but it keeps me alive 110
Reposted by Erin EphDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’m not mean to men. I’m simply giving them opportunities to practice emotional regulation 47011
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The best relationships are the ones where one person likes pickles and the other doesn’t 030
Reposted by Erin EphDrew @4484.cool · 02/09/2026If cosmic horror happened to me I would just deal with it 712229
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I spent ages 15 through 22 working in customer service and I see people driving through my neighborhood dealing with roundabouts. So no, I do not have faith that the Royal We are going to be ok eventually 020
Reposted by Erin EphCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I wasn't so much happier in my youth as I was youthier. 19238
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026People will resent you for being really good at naps. But you know what, that’s a them problem 051
Reposted by Erin EphCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 17/05/2026the absolute absurdity of letting french canadians run an airport 71154
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Can you imagine holding a grudge for years in the Middle Ages, before there was the internet or phones? The real ones were living back then, capable of hating someone for 30 years after seeing them one time in a field 0112
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It’s hard to be vulnerable when you’re an ugly crier and a loud barfer 140
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 26/08/2026God knew I would have been too powerful when I was dating in my early 20s so he made me wait until my 30s to get medicated 030
Reposted by Erin EphScott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician 5987181972
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Liking the taste of matcha is a failure of the human mouth 030
Reposted by Erin Ephthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I miss the days when it was just a Nigerian prince trying to scam me and not every major company and institution I interact with 412526
Reposted by Erin Ephjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 23/08/2026[reading from left to right after 25 years of svu] the rapist, the strangler, and the one who films both 723629
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Boomers are really in love with themselves, but tbh their only real accomplishment was being both neglectful and authoritarian as parents. Truly a feat 010
Reposted by Erin Ephleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Bentham was unsurpassed in his ability to observe and surveil people in his Panopticon, until the speed camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed 115911
Reposted by Erin EphLauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It was the "This you?" of times; it was the "It me" of times. 216440
Reposted by Erin EphAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 17/08/2026The Age of Tragic Events Uncoupled From Obvious Causes 0357
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The marine biologist propaganda served to young girls in the late 80s and early 90s was wild. I definitely went around saying I wanted to be one, yet as an adult I think everything in the ocean is disgusting 121
Reposted by Erin EphStaid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 17/08/2026they should make a Blade movie where he has to fight mummies and just has no idea what he's doing 362069284
Reposted by Erin EphBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Is his name Reacher because he can Reach the top shelf 2464517
Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Some restaurants will charge you real money and had you a plate of foam. I will march back to that kitchen and smack the chef until all that spit on the plate is back in their mouth where it belongs 030
Reposted by Erin Ephabenged sevenfolds five @vmp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They're erasing our heritage 20578117
