emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 15/03/2025‘How do you know each other?’ We went to the same Twitter. 0295
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Do you pronounce it ‘blue sky’ or ‘blue-skee’? 1121
Reposted by emily_tweetshaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I'm getting pregnant tonight 14858
Reposted by emily_tweetsJenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 21/01/2025We should be able to text 911 75911
Reposted by emily_tweetsDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 23/01/2025*unrolls yoga mat* *takes nap* 115552
Reposted by emily_tweetsSwedeDuck @swededuck.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Extensive list of resources for those needing help and wanting to help those impacted by the fires. #LAFires #LosAngeles #California #Wildfires laist.com/brief/news/c...laist.comHelp for fire victimsWhere to find shelter, food and more 14543
Reposted by emily_tweetsPessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Happy "wrap all the presents and discover that you do have a favourite child" day to all the parents x 2375
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey 0305
Reposted by emily_tweetsBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024All I want for Christmas is a look at the naughty list. 12278120
Reposted by emily_tweetsRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 20/12/2024can't really get into the Christmas spirit until I see a car with antler attachments on the windows 1539218
Reposted by emily_tweetsFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024The average person swallows two wolves per year in their sleep. 723652
Reposted by emily_tweetsDak @dak.bsky.social · 27/11/2024At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix 1036371822220
Reposted by emily_tweetsRichie K @richiewhat.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i see bethamphetamine is trending again so that's heartworming 162
Reposted by emily_tweetsdave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · 30/05/2024Diazepam is a beautiful name for a baby. 0208
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I’ve been sick all week. Was not sick when I took this last weekend. 8561
Reposted by emily_tweetsJanie @beardridingminx.bsky.social · 18/12/2024might fuck around and become your favourite 64416
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Our friend @bets.bsky.social still really needs our help. If you have the means, any amount helps. Or even just resharing would be awesome. 🤍 www.gofundme.com/f/jennyandth...gofundme.comDonate to Help Shari (Jenny and the Bets) Get Her Life Back, organized by emily tweetsHello, friends and family of our friend Shari, (known to many of you as… emily tweets needs your support for Help Shari (Jenny and the Bets) Get Her Life Back 52826
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 18/12/2024If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way 6294
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I like restaurants that have the good ice and if this makes sense to you we might be soulmates 5395
Reposted by emily_tweetsTrey @treydayway.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Calories don't count from now until 2025 921052
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Gonna wrap my naked self in a red ribbon and sit under the tree, ‘cause I’m a gift 3282
Reposted by emily_tweetsC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I never hold grudges. I caress them tenderly. 822157
Reposted by emily_tweetsNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 29/11/2024you know what’s cool? laughing with your favorite people. 110329
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Old enough to know better, too old not to care, but here we are. 13211
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I’m old enough to remember when you could buy cigarettes out of a vending machine 9407
Reposted by emily_tweetsflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 25/11/2024left boob gives advice, right boob gives emotional support 1814128
Reposted by emily_tweets𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024renewable energy idea: anger-powered batteries 47812217
Reposted by emily_tweetsUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 25/11/2024When I bend my knees it sounds like someone’s walking across fine gravel. It’s fine. I’m fine. 🥴 3153
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 25/11/2024First date idea: you push me around in the cart at Costco and feed me free samples. Then we make out in the bakery department. 3476
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you 0318
Reposted by emily_tweetsKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Some things are better left whatevered. 11404108
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Dear Santa, All I want is a winning lotto ticket 3346
Reposted by emily_tweetsTC 💖 @talia-christine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Buying a cybertruck seems like an awfully expensive way to tell people you're bad at sex. 33742126
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Choose your fighter Key lime v. Nutella triple Oreo 18331
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Age: 46 Height: 5’3.5” Sign: Scorpio Tattoos: I don’t know maybe 15ish? I’m not counting, sorry😬 Piercings: 4 Past time: gym, eating, scrolling Fav food: sushi Fav color: blue Music: yes, please. Movies: anything Kevin smith or Judd apatow or John Hughes Job: photographer Pic of me: 10520
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 22/11/2024No one gives a better massage than a guy who is trying to get laid 147316
Reposted by emily_tweetsEatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Where are all my loser friends 4154
Reposted by emily_tweetsEatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 22/03/2024Being in bed is not enough I want to become my bed 3176
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I’m sorry for having this sparkling personality and these glorious tits; I didn’t ask to be born this way. 1610319
Reposted by emily_tweetsGreg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · 20/11/2024If we really are heading for a world war can we please please for the love of god not buy up all the toilet paper like you’re eating it 082
emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I have a theory that all gingers have huge weiners 7162
