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@emilytweets.bsky.social
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Easily distracted | sober | typical scorpio

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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Fair
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
‘How do you know each other?’ We went to the same Twitter.
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Do you pronounce it ‘blue sky’ or ‘blue-skee’?
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I'm getting pregnant tonight
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
👀
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
We should be able to text 911
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
*unrolls yoga mat* *takes nap*
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I’d pardon you, babe
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SwedeDuck @swededuck.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Extensive list of resources for those needing help and wanting to help those impacted by the fires. #LAFires #LosAngeles #California #Wildfires laist.com/brief/news/c...
laist.com
Help for fire victims
Where to find shelter, food and more
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas beauty!
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Puhhhhhlease. You are a natural stunner
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
You are a goddess
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Gym yesterday. Lurve you
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Fuck
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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Happy "wrap all the presents and discover that you do have a favourite child" day to all the parents x
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
This is how I feel about portapotties
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
It’s dangerous
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
That part is fine. Although o kind of like to shower alone
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Truly is
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Hahaha
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Yes.
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
All of this.
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
media.tenor.com
a man and woman are walking down a sidewalk in front of a building .
ALT: a man and woman are walking down a sidewalk in front of a building .
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Hells yes
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
🥹🥹🥹
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
You’re not allowed to die, betch. But you know I’ll be there, bumpin’ and grindin’ as the lord intended.
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I don’t know what a butter tart is, but I want one in my mouth immediately
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Love yewwwwww
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Emotionally unavailable? Just my type!
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
SOLD!
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Correct
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
All of the above! VALIDATE ME
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Shower sex is over-rated. Fight me.
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Accompanied by ‘good game!’
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Ayoooooo
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Love you lady 🥹😭
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Obviously!!
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Ha. Thanks for that
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Ooo ooo me too
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
All I want for Christmas is a look at the naughty list.
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This gets me in the murder spirit
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 20/12/2024
can't really get into the Christmas spirit until I see a car with antler attachments on the windows
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The average person swallows two wolves per year in their sleep.
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
SO WEIRD
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Yeoww! Lfg! And yes it is! I don’t live there anymore, but it’s a fantastic city.
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Richie K @richiewhat.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i see bethamphetamine is trending again so that's heartworming
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emily_tweets @emilytweets.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
🥹
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