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Janie

@beardridingminx.bsky.social
1.1K followers 568 following 63 posts

An acquired taste twitter refugee

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Janie @beardridingminx.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
matching energy is hot as fuck
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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
she had an antique coffin nail hanging from a chain around her neck, and a wild look in her eye…
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Janie @beardridingminx.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
find someone that sees you for the fucked up weirdo you really are and loves you anyway
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Feed me a live grenade, but sensually.
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Janie @beardridingminx.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
shall we do naked hugs, but like as friends?
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I’m writing a book. So far I’ve gotten the page numbers done.
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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I might not be athletic, slim, or stylish but at least I forgot where I was going with this.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
shout "out" to people who stick around too long at your house
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
My only viral moment is getting sneezed on by a toddler.
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I'm doing one of those unboxing videos but the twist is I'm removing my brain from my skull.
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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I once slept with a client’s mother so my boss fired me, which really sucked because I loved working at that funeral home.
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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Brain: Okay let’s do it. Let’s sleep. Anxiety: Hey! Remember that one Monday in August 2019 when a security guard finished patting you down and said “you’re good to go” and you replied “you too.”?
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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I’m still a badass, I say to myself as I increase the font size on my iPhone to its largest level.
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Janie @beardridingminx.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
mutual weirdness is hot as fuck
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FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Strategically places mistletoe in every doorway...
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Just got kicked in the head by a horse and suddenly a lot of your posts make more sense
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System of a Clown @themadking.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Scared away another crush...
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Janie @beardridingminx.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
might fuck around and become your favourite
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
*slips into something more comfortable another dimension
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Honestly, my best behaviour isn’t much better than my worst.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Sorry I disappeared for 3 years, I was screaming into a pillow.
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
pulls out wallet removes kraft single tucks it into the dancers g-string
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Good things come in small packages.. our meds for example.
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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My onlyfans is just me eating handfuls of shredded cheese out of the bag.
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I need magic touch. *a hug
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Janie @beardridingminx.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
a funny bearded guy could cure me
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Not to brag but my posts have been known to cause headaches & nausea
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Posts so bad they cause the server's to crash 😒
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
In an alternate universe my posts go viral & are legendary
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while so you can get excited about going home.
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Amazon: Reason for returning item(s)? Me: I was drunk.
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Janie @beardridingminx.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
you’re weird, can i keep you?
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A range of womens jewellery all crafted from the worlds most exceptional chicken nuggets
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Janie @beardridingminx.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i’m sorry that i bit you, i was trying to flirt
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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
i may not be the reply girl you want, but i’m certainly the reply girl you deserv- actually no, that’s probably not true either
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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Sports bras. Like a rubik's cube for your tits.
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