EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I find the lack of context from this photo in July 2020 to be fantastic  120
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If he ever were to do a, as he calls it, “pube check” of my floors he gets what he deserves 110
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm sorry but who are you to judge me, a member of the clean plate club? 010
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Praying nobody’s pets wakes up dead today  Also in my game  000
Reposted by EatingPiiePAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You're known world over as the Adele of golf. 011
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Letting my family know I’m going to be a couple minutes late to the virtual golf tee time 110
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Ruining my family’s lives by looking back at old wordle results and figuring out their starting words. 100
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I have no idea how they turn trees into paper and at this point I’m too afraid to ask 010
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Heh #McDonalds! My sister @geneparmesano.bsky.social has a little scam with you where she orders a 2 snack wrap meal, pays to add extra cheese to ONE of them and hopes the worker just does it to both. 110
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026it's actually impossible to get these bitches to commit to anything 010
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I have lost the lid to my brand new container of Pringles. The challenge set before me is intense but necessary. I am the only one who can do this 010
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I need to stop fighting what I am. And what I am is a white guy who can’t use chopsticks to eat rice. 140
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026If Anh plays “A Whole New World” one more time his world will end. 020
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026static.klipy.comJeremy Jamm: You Just Got Jamm-ed! (Parks and Rec)ALT: Jeremy Jamm: You Just Got Jamm-ed! (Parks and Rec) 000
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Alexa, how many calories are in three rounded tablespoons of straight Kool-Aid mix 010
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The muffled sounds of my boyfriend arguing with Alexa in the other room 020
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I found out the other day my dad did not like croissants. Wtf? You think you know a man. 020
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026The worst cut I’ve ever given myself in my entire life was on one of those rainbow umbrella hats 100
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026@kenjennings.bsky.social can you please weigh in on the daily jeopardy question? It’s tearing my fam apart. The answer on the back is “a glass”. Someone said “bottle”, someone said “plate” and someone said “glass cup”. Would the jeopardy judges / you allow any of those as correct? 000
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026My degenerate uncle fell asleep during Age of Ultron last night 020
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The woman working reception at my job sends a mass email every time somebody loses their water bottle, scrunchie, hat, mitten etc. We literally get five or six emails a week. No one but me finds this annoying??? 100
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026When I was nine years old the autopsy scene in saw 4 kinda bothered me. Not as much as the brain surgery scene in saw 3 when I was 7, though. 000
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Someone send this to Larry David I want to know if he’d be honored my family did this in our golf game or if he’d be upset 010
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026“do you have any idea how many people want to kick your ass?” — My father, to me. 051
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I have like 800 Instagram DMs to read from my brother-in-law and sister and I simply can’t be bothered 211
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I think the biggest red flag about my sister is how hilarious she thinks her coworkers are, and how she’s always sharing with us the things they say when really it’s all very mid. 🚩 100
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026God I hope no one looks too close in my car and sees all the McDonald’s wrappers on the floor 110
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Pouring some Emergen-C into my Monster Energy Drink because I care about my health 010
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I don’t know what the Super Bowl is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask 010
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I kind of want to watch the human centipede but I also don’t really want to be so turned on tonight 011
Reposted by EatingPiieGene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 15/01/2026One of the funniest things I think I’ve ever heard Lil Parm say… “Is that Taylor Swift? Is she stuck in a crab claw?” 022
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 28/12/2025How am I expected to sleep without having gotten one last update on how much his Apple Watch charged in how long? 100
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Hi @pamtoo.bsky.social not to cause any drama here but I’m not a fan of your followers! Not a single one tagged me about their pie eating endeavors. 110
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Is it a tornado siren warning everyone to take cover? Or is it Anh’s morning alarm? 020
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025That was the most turned on I’ve ever been inside The Carousel of Progress. 192
Reposted by EatingPiieGene Parmesan, at your service. @geneparmesano.bsky.social · 25/10/2025My brother couldn’t get into the menendez brothers show because “they only killed 2 people” 🤨 021
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 23/10/2025My McDonald’s order was brought to my car today in a big bag with handles. It was a really humbling moment. 120
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 22/10/2025For the last six months or so, every time I’ve been in their house I’ve moved a specific thing about a quarter inch in one direction. They have yet to notice. 210
EatingPiie @eatingpiie.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Thinking about the time on Facebook one of my best friends announced the death of her mother and i laugh reacted to it on accident and didn’t notice for 8 hours 150
