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Emily

@emilymorrran.bsky.social
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
hate to say goodbye
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Dave Bautista <3
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
goats are sooo underrated
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I didn’t think Severance could top their S1 opening title animation but my god S2’s is even more incredible
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
there are two wolves inside of you and they can’t believe any of this shit either
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
the great british bake off stays on during us not having sex
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
wanna rewatch the x files soooo bad
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Wow babe are you a fossil fuel because I do not like your energy
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 21/01/2025
are you tellin me this paste is made of teeth
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/01/2025
imagine yourself in a big puffy coat. no, bigger than that. much bigger
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
this new Instagram update is genuinely maybe the worst change they’ve done so far to the app, the profile layout is a mess and clearly in favor of reels but it looks so shit!!
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
god I forgot how much I love (some) trash reality telly!!!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
i saw a bumper sticker that said “PLEASE DON’T HIT ME, I DON’T KNOW HOW INSURANCE WORKS” 😭
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
thinking about cinnamon buns
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away
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Oscaaarrrgh @skeletonoscar.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Woke up this morning with this guy on my mind and thought "I simply must cross stitch him" and so, hours later, here he is.
A cross stitch of convicted master felon and antagonist of Wallace and Gromit: Feathers McGraw. He is a plasticine penguin, wearing a red rubber glove as a cap to deceive people into thinking he is an innocent chicken when he is in fact a very evil and criminal penguin.
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
not sure I’ve worded this very coherently but at the end of the day this shit is very much deliberate and targeted
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
not to mention how this is typically timed with the holidays & new year - specifically targeting the audience that’ve maybe indulged themselves with food moreso than than usual tied with the “new year new me” mindset a lot of ppl are probs taking on and wanting to lose weight this year
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
every single ad I’m getting on YouTube so far this month and December has been for weight loss medication or something diet related. you can’t even report ads to not see them again and it’s every single video for me and it’s just a little bit triggering lol
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
imy
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
“Give me your hand!” “But-“ “You’re gonna have to trust me!”
A cat in a tree reaches their paw down towards the camera.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Big day today for everyone out there that celebrates years
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
wywh
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
for the potato fears not death
Printed instructions for microwaving a potato with encircled bullet point, “Potato may whistle in microwave.”
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/12/2024
just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
my clenched jaw is the only thing holding the universe together right now, you’re welcome or I’m sorry
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
soooo cunt
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
just watched Chicago for the very first time and I’m trying so hard not to immediately make it my entire personality
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
something that used to be so annoying and needing/using a sticky mit for without a second thought has now become something I wish I could savour forever
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
it hurts because it’s a reminder. and on one hand I want to pick every hair off and save it but I know I can’t realistically do that but it also hurts knowing that one day that’s going to stop - finding cat hair on everything. it’ll be a few years yet but even so just knowing it’ll fade away hurts
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
finding cat hair on old clothes continues to hurt the most. just got my Christmas jumpers out of storage that I wear literally once a year and yet they’re both covered in cat hair
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.
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Magdalen @atmosphaeria.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
IDK who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to like one part of a band's discography and not the other. You don't have to know the whole history of a band to be a fan. You can just simply LIKE the music. You don't need to know names of every album or song or band member. You can just LIKE music.
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Best friends
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Might just fuck around and admit the number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
man Klaus gets me every fuckin year. such a beautiful film
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/12/2024
kate bush running past sisyphus
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
this diva
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Life called. It wants its lemons back
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
i am clearly having a Bad Evening
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
non-apologies are one of the most frustrating things x
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
wrapping presents this year is just not hitting the same as expected. sadge
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I hate hurting spiders/insects :( I just did some dusting and hurt this little guys legs so had to put him out of his misery and now I’ve ruined my own day
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
🦦🦦
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Gesaffelstein on Gaga’s next album ohhhhhh we eating good
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Emily @emilymorrran.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I love black beans. I hope they love me
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
“Your slipper, sir.” “Where is the other one, Alfred?” “I’m afraid there’s been a mishap, sir.”
Golden Retriever sitting at attention, wearing a tuxedo collar.
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