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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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BRASS EYE - Mandrill Drug Dealers
YouTube video by FourJamLions
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/10/2026
#HappyToastMonsterMonth Day 1 - Widow's Bay's Sea Hag
Sea Hag climbing out of the bath
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whether it’s Benjamin Netanyahu empowering Hamas, presiding over a massive intelligence failure that let them kill 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, and then killing 74,000 Palestinians in response or Zohran Mamdani pointing out that he did this, both men have fueled their bitter feud.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
13 Monsters Good And True I think there are so many genuine monsters in the world that I am consoling myself by drawing little monsters who are good.
Drawing of 13 little 'monsters', rather cute little critters who wouldn't harm a fly, in fact they'd probably give it a bowl of milk and a tiny bed for the night.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Measuringe the value of educacioun by returne on ynvestment onlye ys lyke measuringe the value of a garden by the weight of the floweres
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weird that, cos there's fuck all in Hansard Nigel! You lying prick!
Nigel farage lying that he's been warning in and out of parliament about Iranian agents arriving in small boats.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Chris Mason was written by Dickens he'd be called Rumourous Snidely. The fucking weasel.
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Legal Weed 4 SC 🌱 @legalweed4sc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On the eve of the day John Bonham died, I give you The Beast. #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐 youtu.be/IOb8otk7Y0U?...
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Led Zeppelin - Moby Dick (Live at The Royal Albert Hall 1970) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Led Zeppelin
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
This guy is FUCKED
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Roel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Flash back to eating salad cream sandwiches...
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The son of honest Jair, who could have seen this coming?!
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's some real "hooray for the black shirts" energy on a lot of news commentary this week. Hope these pricks realise how long their actions will be remembered?!
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Boolassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I believe that, people who think their experience with dangerous situations transfers to all others will get themselves killed.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Turns out it happened on July 23rd. Give him a boost and let's do something nice
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Poetry in motion. #WorldBollardAssociaton
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sad to hear about Rod Liddle. Not that he's dead, just sad to hear about him because I'd managed to ignore his bigoted output for the last few years and now he's all over the place.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
and when Dora saw the breadth of her domain she wept, for there were no more worlds to explorer
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Text which says “Bird seed is amazing. sprinkled some on the garden and when I checked 10 minutes later lots of new little birds had already sprung up.”
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Fiendish Fitz @fiendishfitz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
These are examples of Ebet Roberts ebetroberts.com photography.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
finance.yahoo.com/sectors/heal... Elon Musk says more bullshit, come back to me when you've landed your Mars mission, built your robot or Cybercab. This dumb motherfucker can't even release a Tesla roadster without being over a decade late. #Monkeykiller
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Elon Musk calls medical school 'pointless,' says robots will beat any surgeon in 3 years — telling students to walk away
Medical experts, however, strongly disagree with Musk's claims.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Polanski's a moron, but Farage hasn't a leg to stand on after making Miss 'Firebomb Refugee Hotels' his star conference turn. In short:
Harry Towb in the 'Bomb Dogs' sketch in The Day Today, stating that, 'In my considered opinion, they are cunts.'
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
How the fuck does Lisa Nandy stay in a job where she's done fuck all for two years. Mind boggling! Absolutely fucking shite!
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Sean Coleman @colemandesign.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tango and Cash
Donald Trump and Gianni Infantino
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andy Burnham unveils his new minister for AI.
Hal from 2001 a storage odyssey
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I see that the Tates were once again dressed like a hooker and her pimp when they were arrested in Miami. Everyone focussing on weak chin Andrew's feminine outfit while Tristan's stupid hat and 3 piece suit not getting anywhere near the attention it deserves.
Permanent bottom Tristan Tate dressed as a 3rd rate pimpChinless wonder and pob impersonator Andrew Tate dressed like Audrey Hepburn
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In case anybody needs it
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
On the domestic violence and football thing, btw, the problem isn't football. It's society producing men who think that women are acceptable punchbags for their petty frustrations.
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Still haven’t forgiven him for what he did to Thomas Cromwell.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Muppets Battlestar Galactica
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Rónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If only Ireland had beaten Czechia on penalties and then defeated Denmark, before beating South Korea, South Africa, Mexico, Ecuador and England, we could have been playing Argentina in the World Cup semi-final this evening. Football really is a game of fine margins.
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Jenny O @msyellowhat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill was in so many great films but my absolute favourite is Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Sam was just beautiful in it
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The number of Americans who don't understand France have to beat Spain and England have to beat Argentina for France to beat England is spectacular. They're just so fucking daft lol
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
People deciding that Kane playing golf with Trump is the mortal sin, as if golfing isn't bad enough on its own.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I think that a freelance comedy writer will have a better idea of the concerns of the electorate than a multi millionaire hedgefund manager. But we’ve convinced ourselves that being an “ordinary working person” is about being a thug and a bigot, more than it’s about being a person who works.
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Shaking like a shitting frog
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yup. My weird Zionist shit. This has been up, pinned atop my old X account -- and now on Bluesky, as a recent afterthought -- since two weeks after October 7, 2023. Every word still stands. My death aside, Miss Rebecca, there seems to be a lot you don't really notice. Or bother to get correct.
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What follows was published two weeks after October 7, 2023. It was almost immediately pinned to the top of the feed there, and it has remained there atop the dormant husk of that account ever since. A...
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I see BBC news have turned a story about a court judgement over Marine le Pen into a puff piece. Grim stuff!
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
vm.tiktok.com/ZNRKKDTfB/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jfc this game!
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What a day to find your form. Come on England!
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fucking yes! Have it!
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Source: The Guardian share.google/Y3DMwQyBzHhZ... If Farage doesn't go to jail over this Jonathan Aitken is going to feel like a right chump!
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Nigel Farage reported to standards watchdog over ‘crypto lobbying’
Commissioner asked to investigate Reform UK leader after private meeting with Bank of England governor
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Shout out to Costa Coffee in Exeter for putting out a big bowl of water for passing dogs. Nutmeg thanks you.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What percentage of the UK population voted for Zia Yusuf to tell us what we want?
Zia Yusuf tweets that Burnham has no mandate.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just once I'd really like to explore the list of legitimate concerns that people who are protesting about immigrants actually have. Because if they are legitimate why are they never articulated? Is it because when you try they sound racist AF? Wonder why that is lads?
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