Reposted by Hell TopoStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 2hI had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him. 13538231
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 17hI've had to agree with him 3 times in the last couple of months, feels weird man! 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 18hNothing screams innocent more than issuing an expensive legal challenge on a procedural issue. 020
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comSimpsons: My Eyes, The Goggles Do Nothing!ALT: Simpsons: My Eyes, The Goggles Do Nothing! 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They've made Ang a dragon now, could they make her look any cooler if they tried?! 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The single market is the trifecta of goods, services and people so includes freedom of movement. Otherwise it's a customs union which would be less beneficial but still massively beneficial. 030
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't think he wanted to go, seemed like he was part of the ffp trading to enable squad growth at the time. That could just be me 010
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Marquis de Sade could never envision a torture this exquisite. Even pinhead is a bit awestruck tbh. 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This programme contains language, boobs and amateurish fancy dress costumes? 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Very true but, importantly, it's also true the UAE isn't Saudi Arabia. UAE should be told to fuck off regardless! 030
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comPaul Rudd: 60% of the Time, It Works EverytimeALT: Paul Rudd: 60% of the Time, It Works Everytime 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026youtu.be/xQV2Ybu0-kg?...youtu.beBRASS EYE - Mandrill Drug DealersYouTube video by FourJamLions 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No fewer than 2... Fucks sake man have some self respect, not everything has to be drowned in hyperbole. 030
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wait till the mad old cunt finds out about water meadows 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ah yes, the famously stable 90s with no more happening than the Balkan War, interest rates at 20%, fall of the Soviet Union, Gulf War, opening of the channel tunnel, the Maastricht treaty, German reunification etc. It was such a quiet time. Or was she just a child with no concerns? Who can tell? 010
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Very much enjoying "State of the force"static.klipy.comDerry Girls ClaireALT: Derry Girls Claire 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fucking amazing, literally seconds after the like. #blessed 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Liz frequently hears people talking about it when they're near her but she's yet to get a handle on it 000
Reposted by Hell TopoHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/10/2026#HappyToastMonsterMonth Day 1 - Widow's Bay's Sea Hag 518833
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026For someone with labour in her bio she spends a lot of time complaining about Labour 🤔. 200
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Maybe he was able to convince some of Corbyn's detractors that his policies were workable? Maybe you just want someone to hate? Maybe you won't be satisfied by anyone that isn't Jeremy? But he's gone and he's not coming back so get a new song to sing. 041
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comDr. Evil Says 'How 'Bout No'ALT: Dr. Evil Says 'How 'Bout No' 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They're sending Space Force to Catachan?! *Warhammer reference 010
Reposted by Hell TopoNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whether it’s Benjamin Netanyahu empowering Hamas, presiding over a massive intelligence failure that let them kill 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, and then killing 74,000 Palestinians in response or Zohran Mamdani pointing out that he did this, both men have fueled their bitter feud. 221667305
Reposted by Hell TopoMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/09/202613 Monsters Good And True I think there are so many genuine monsters in the world that I am consoling myself by drawing little monsters who are good. 2337274
Reposted by Hell TopoChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Measuringe the value of educacioun by returne on ynvestment onlye ys lyke measuringe the value of a garden by the weight of the floweres 7418121
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some real sovereign citizen in court for failure to pay taxes energy there 010
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Weird that, cos there's fuck all in Hansard Nigel! You lying prick! 010
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know what standing charges are and they should definitely look at getting rid of them and ameliorating the cost across unit rates making higher users pick up more of the cost. I hate that the most efficient and also the poorest are subsidising the high use energy customers. 041
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Think about a spectrum of Doobie Brothers to Michael MacDonald. 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Man, Idgaf what people think I should do with my hair, clothes and body and I'm not even an internationally respected multi-millionaire rock star... 120
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And Shut-up-a-your-face beat Vienna to number 1. This scorching take haver deserves to have his face burnt off... 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026share.google/CqfA1qN7DcRz...share.googleYacht rock - Wikipedia 100
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As I sat at the summit of Mt Zerbion the other week. Looking at the views of Mont Blanc and the Matterhorn and the Monterosa massif (it's not that hard to walk up, little kids were doing it) some twat arrived playing yacht rock on a speaker. If there hadn't been witnesses... 110
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shocked to hear that Camilla Tominey doesn't like the labour prime minister, who could have seen this coming? 010
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If Chris Mason was written by Dickens he'd be called Rumourous Snidely. The fucking weasel. 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comDon't Tell Him Pike - Dad's Army ClassicALT: Don't Tell Him Pike - Dad's Army Classic 000
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Musicians, making songs about drugs?! Whatever next, songs about sex?static.klipy.comHelen Lovejoy: Won't Somebody Please Think Of The ChildrenALT: Helen Lovejoy: Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children 030
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My fridge is connectable to the internet but it worked without connecting it so I've never ever connected it, and I never will 001
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who's the card services provider and how much have they donated to the Tory party? 1190
Reposted by Hell TopoLegal Weed 4 SC 🌱 @legalweed4sc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On the eve of the day John Bonham died, I give you The Beast. #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐 youtu.be/IOb8otk7Y0U?...youtu.beLed Zeppelin - Moby Dick (Live at The Royal Albert Hall 1970) [Official Video]YouTube video by Led Zeppelin 5449
Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wish these ghouls would stop trying to feast on her corpse. It was 30 years ago. Fucking hell, get a real job! 000
Reposted by Hell Topopixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal 1528936
