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@hippriest.bsky.social
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Errr nerr, I DOAT knerr. Probably MAFTED somewhere. Likes a brew, good VARBZ and the golden hour. An actual Yorkshire pudding. Hullensian. Bird hide dweller. Gérard avoider. Bruce ForSYTH stan acc. MC. Punching. 🪑 🦅Ornithologist and Ecologist 🍂

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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 15h
The UK's most common owl? The Teat Owl
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
0.1% of bacteria be like
Paddy McGuinness doing finger guns
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's Manchester City's fault that I'm bald
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's Manchester City's fault that I'm bald
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Near Portsmouth if anyone wants a riot starting?
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday ruddy Sunday
HAIM bassist Este pulling bass face
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Mr Gimlet @skstct.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today’s clouds
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Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember when we all had this picture hanging up in our living rooms in the 80's ha ha what were we like eh !
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Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan @tedmaul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Off to the Norwich comic con tomorrow
static.klipy.com
Comic Book Guy: No Emoticon for This Feeling
ALT: Comic Book Guy: No Emoticon for This Feeling
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🔍🔍🔍
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The River Humber from the south bank (Alright calm down Melvyn Bragg)
Humber Estuary, gathering clouds
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grace e miya @graceemiya.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lake Michigan being dramatic today
Grey clouds over a grey lake. There is a pink horizon.
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Emmerrrrr @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday
Duncan off of Pj and Duncan off of Ant and Dec off of Byker Grove, still upset like on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just been double cupped
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Caturday
A cat through a privacy glazed window
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday nights have changed somewhat
A pot of decaf tea
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday
Bort Sampson 'Eat Pant' cake
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not being a cunt or owt but good evening
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought that fucking nonce cunt had retired?
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Huge if true
Grafitti in Immingham that reads 'Grimsby = single mums doley bums' with some tits spray painted on for good measure
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Murphy, I'm a mess"
A chemical plant in Lincolnshire that looks like the works at the end of RoboCop
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
⛈️⛈️⛈️
Grey clouds over the River Humber
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nice night for it
Sunset, clouds and powerlines.

The holy trinity
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Halo @eatmyhalo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bashful plug for anyone interested, I’ve finally got items back in my little shop. I was so grateful and shocked at selling out last week - had no replacements and had to make a load more from scratch! 🫶🏼 There’s a bit of witchy stuff this time if that’s your thing 🔮 🖤 ebay.io/m/A3E8wB
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Follow luckynonsensestudio on eBay. Buying, Selling, Collecting on eBay has never been more exciting!
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Working in Lincolnshire again if anyone wants chinning in a cabbage field?
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chewsdee
Krusty the Clown having a melty
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Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra @captainflack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tom Kerridge’s trousers
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The washing on the line when it starts to rain
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"HorNED viper, please" #OnlyConnect
Tim Curry as Pennywise the Clown from IT (the film, not the department) getting his makeup did
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Morning
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Farmers when they see wild animals on their land
Forehead vein bulge meme
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Emmerrrrr @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday
Duncan off of Pj and Duncan off of Ant and Dec off of Byker Grove, upset
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Monday
Steve Buscemi and Jason Isaacs off of of The Death of Stalin, Jason Isaacs is saying "I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious".
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Monday tomorrow
Super Hans from Peep Show saying "What we need to do is create a powerful sense of dread."
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Red Trousers 1 - 0 Red Devils
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Back to Lincolnshire tomorrow
Harry Dean Stanton as Travis Henderson from Paris, Texas.
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Pint of wallop, barkeep" #Names
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Guy Bloux @guyroux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Don't look three bad" #names
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Dan @thebiffboff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dom from Inglorious Basterds turned into a WEEZER album cover
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The last two Weetabix in the pack with all of the bits though
Dom from Inglorious Basterds
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Jamie Muir @jamiembrixton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The beach huts at Southwold.
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Come and See: The Musical
A still from the film Come and See
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Leniently Go Dancing"
Don Draper pitching an Ad
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nice one
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday night
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"Where's your fucking poppy!?"
The irritating gentleman painting
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ere @horrowfide.bsky.social that could have been 6-0 or 2-4, decent game in the end #hcafc #nufc
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Emmerrrrr @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#FacebookNews
A Facebook post from a local group 

"I'm fluming in this vile weather gypsies thinks its ok to sell puppies in a small kennel A log flume
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@captainflack.bsky.social Heard it's your birthday you fucking show off. Have a good one
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Little ear worm for the old cunts there
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