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Hell Topo

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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 2h
I am tired of these people, Watchmen meme image
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finally, a definition of woke!
Nigel farage saying animals on money is the definition of woke
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weird that, cos there's fuck all in Hansard Nigel! You lying prick!
Nigel farage lying that he's been warning in and out of parliament about Iranian agents arriving in small boats.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The dude saying, yeah well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion man
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Let them fight meme but says "let them bite" instead
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A literal and metaphorical wingnut
A wingnut
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As long as it's the Stick and Bucket dance I can see it working. As long as it's no longer outlawed in the presence of women due to it being sexual morrisment.
There was the long-drawn-out chord that by law must precede all folk music to give bystanders time to get away.

“One, two… One, two, three… Dance lads!”

Six heavy ash sticks clashed in mid-air.

“They won’t do nothing ‘til the music stops! …back, two, spin… they loves music! …forward, hop, turn… one and six, beetle crushers!… hop, back, spin…”

“…one, two… spin… ready… one, two… back…back… one, two… turn… KILL… and back, one, two…”
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He's turned into the cartoon!
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I hate America very deeply
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hate America very deeply
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andy Burnham unveils his new minister for AI.
Hal from 2001 a storage odyssey
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I see that the Tates were once again dressed like a hooker and her pimp when they were arrested in Miami. Everyone focussing on weak chin Andrew's feminine outfit while Tristan's stupid hat and 3 piece suit not getting anywhere near the attention it deserves.
Permanent bottom Tristan Tate dressed as a 3rd rate pimpChinless wonder and pob impersonator Andrew Tate dressed like Audrey Hepburn
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I resemble that myth
Shoulder tattoo of Odin on ygdrasil
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What percentage of the UK population voted for Zia Yusuf to tell us what we want?
Zia Yusuf tweets that Burnham has no mandate.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Clearing some old boxes and came across this image that encapsulated exactly why my generation accumulated so much childhood trauma. This is supposed to be a fun and entertaining activity... Looks like something Reece Shearesmith would turn into a 90 minute terrorfest.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Count on it!
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
See, we have more in common than the things that divide us.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Splash of colour, bit of trim and they're ready for may day
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Evergreen
It's the leftists lobster fight betting meme
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I thought these fuckers were in favour of free speech...
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Picture of Gianni Infantino looking pensive. Text says Gianni Infantino ponders future of (the participation trophy) FIFA peace prize
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Literally this
Picture of the hear,see,speak no evil monkeys with mike Johnson's gormless fizogg as their faces.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Vladimir won't let trump invade Venezuela till he forces Ukraine to capitulate!
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Charlie Kirk was assassinated about 8 weeks after this article about him querying why trump wasn't releasing more Epstein information.
Article released 8 weeks before CK was assassinated in a completely unrelated assassination.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Thanks royal mail for delivering the ripped open and empty packaging for my purchase. Instead of just contacting the sender, your customer, to say it had been ripped open and stolen. Off shoring your shit to recipients instead of dealing with the issue. #lazycunts #thievingbastards
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
For men who want to look like the arch enemy of Adam West's Batman.
Roger Stone tweets he will be starting a menswear line based on his personal style of visually unappealing Gotham city villainy.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Behind every successful man is an aloof woman...
New York post front page displaying a shitty ad hominem attack on Rama Duwaji, Mamdani's aloof wife.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It's always projection with these knob ends!
Dictionary definition of liberal, willing to accept behaviour or opinions different from ones own, open to new ideas.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I could do that, but then what would I feed the venus flytrap in autumn?
Spider legs sticking out of a closed venus flytrap trap.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I'm not seeing a lot of love for Captain Link Hogthrob in the thread and I need to post him for no other reason than nominative determination.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
*Bender from Futurama voice Hahahaha, o wait you're serious, let me laugh even harder, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Oklahoma first out of the blocks mandating the Trump Jugend in schools I see. #trumpjugend #honestlytheyrenotfascists #don'tdrawobviouscomparisonswithnazis
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The US was always going to go Christofascist geronto-oligarchy at some point but I never thought I'd see it in my lifetime.
Trumps Christofascist rant about raising practices demeaning Christianity.
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
At this point I think we need to seriously consider reporting the apprentice to Prevent!
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I do love an origin story
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Appreciate that's actually an Okapi but Kudu's to you anyway.
It's a Kudu
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
😬
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Hell Topo @eltopoloco.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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