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Dalassa

@dalassa.bsky.social
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Accidental Pharisee defender. Thinks hedgehogs are cute.

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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 29m
Somehow beards didn’t ruin unit cohesion until the middle of the 20th century. I mean technically Ambrose Burnside didn’t have a beard…
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 57m
Please help a mensch
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 3h
Lotta people defended this fucking guy to me in 2020 and all of you are suckers and losers.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 2h
Kids these days don’t know about real constituent service
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Danyel Fisher @danyelf.bsky.social · 20h
I combined my love of #datavis with a different passion -- the rich text of the Hebrew Bible, or Tanakh. The Torahmap places every verse of the Tanakh in a fixed spatial position, then plots overlays over it. You can play with it at torahmap.org
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
My take on kapporot is pretty simple. I think it’s a weird custom that I don’t do and would like my cousins to adopt the non live chicken versions. Until a gentile comes in to make fun of it or link it to Jews bring evil and then I will defend it to the hilt.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 18h
Random PSA from someone who is officially old: if you are on a glp1 try to schedule your colonoscopy such that if your doctor wants you to not have taken it within seven days of your colonoscopy you aren’t looking at missing nearly two weeks in a row. It’s not been fun getting back on track.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 20h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 22h
When I was 18 I invented a shot, the "Tsushima:" sake poured over vodka to symbolize and commemorate Japanese naval superiority The next day my friends and I deeply regretted our decision, much like I imagine the Russian admiralty did
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🐈‍⬛️כעלעמער קאַץ @orphanim.bsky.social · 23h
satanism is just a branch of protestantism
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up" - C.S. Lewis
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Gooseberry (ready for Spring 🌷) @eisforenkidu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mamdanides
Mayor Zohran Mamdani: The Talmud teaches *cuts off*
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Legendary post
I hope you know this is all going on the blog.
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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Grayscale image, originally from XKCD, showing a complicated structure of rectangular blocks all stacked on top of each other, with a single thin rectangle hidden in the corner holding the whole thing together. The structure is labeled "All American Jewish culture," and the thin rectangle is labeled with an image of Sunkist Fruit Gems.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe some sort of magnitude restriction on quoting? Like you can set your account to only be quoted by people who have a similar number of followers to you?
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cobweb theory, never once
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I actually screamed at the end
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Critical support to Ed Balls
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Sara Habein @sarahabein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone go tell that guy I'm not friends with anymore that this is what he was doing wit his shitty friend.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would like a bonus for the time I spent rerouting people away from certain coworkers for their safety. Some of my coworkers need a larger bonus for not being unable to be routed away.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
Amazing how often the needs and vulnerabilities of neurodivergent women get completely ignored.
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Jessie Shelton @jsheltino.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This attitude goes hand in hand with the deep-seated belief that women cannot really be smart in an important way, so it’s ok
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 27/09/2026
Excellent news to see that the Dutch ban on importing goods from the illegally occupied West Bank and Golan Heights also applies to "private passengers who are bringing in products as souvenirs or gifts."
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Dutch customs authorities search luggage of El Al passengers as new ban on bringing in items from West Bank settlements, Golan takes effect
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As I said I’m middle aged and don’t listen to broadcast radio. I’m content to fade into cultural irrelevance
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think the gang rapists are bad and while we men as a gender don’t really have a formal procedure to move for censure I think we should consider developing one for these guys
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had to testify in court once and I spent a ton of energy not rotating in the witness chair so the jury wouldn’t think I was weird or lying.
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think a lot of what we're seeing with the rationalist community is a bit of panic as the hormones fade and the prostate swells and the potency that fueled this sex cult starts to dim and fade away.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I say I haven’t heard it I mean I am middle aged and don’t listen to broadcast radio.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want to put me on disability, go ahead, take my meds away from me.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
lol if the conservatives want to take away my ADHD medication, I refuse to be held responsible for all the incredibly dumb things that will happen next
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His SAT scores are common as mud. Millions of people take the SAT.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t want to be a dick. But having read a few things by this Yudkowsky guy and now seeing that he left school in middle school and didn’t go to high school or college I think I’m understanding the situation a lot better, or things at least seem to fit.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I and others in DSA have floated trying to take a crack at piecemeal single payer, starting with dental, and gotten a really positive response.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate Sam Altman so much because he’s a gender swapped me who was allowed to get away with his shit rather than being called on it.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hot blonde girl go stabby stabby while quippy quippy.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can't fool me, that is a young Donald Rumsfeld (Baathism of course being a CIA plot)
Donald rumsfeld laughing beside a similarly amused Gerald Ford with George HW Bush's soulless doppelganger on the other side of him half in frame
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paraphrasing an argument I just saw: “Ashkenazim were expelled from Judea by the Romans, they aren’t indigenous to the Levant.” Do people ever stop to think about the logic in their own statements?
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ender’s Game concept of tactics and war training completely undone by Warcraft, released in 1994
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Abu Aardvark @abuaardvark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feeling oddly paternal
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Air to Ground Message: OK. WE WILL UNLEASH THE FURRY. Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a37aff9e0ae F: #fa9f8729936
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And may no caterpillars fall from the sukkah into your hair (It’s out and unsquished)
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Airship Chronos says TRANS RIGHTS @airshipchronos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is what I keep saying! Defining gender by chromosomes is *the* most radical redefining of gender *ever*. Literally no society in all of human history has ever done that! None! Ever!
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's worth saying that the actual definition of women being insisted upon by these people in relation to, for example, Caster Semenya or Imane Khelif is one that would have been completely unintelligible to the vast majority of people throughout history.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone is going to assume I’m doing race science but I just think it’s funny that people from the Levant have repeatedly decided to close their kin groups. It’s weird that it keeps happening.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the third or fourth time Carlson has supposedly seen the light and changed his ways to be less far right. I wish people would stop falling for it
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Luv to pick up a shawl and find surprise cat pee
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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time there’s a mass shooting, people circulate those posts reminding everyone how to avoid spreading false information in the first chaotic hours. We need one of those for AI stories.
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What am I supposed to throw at teenagers now?
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