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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Myth busting about Scotland's 'need' for data centres feat. angry moorhen (Follow us on insta at stopaidatacentres.scot)
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Steve Benen @stevebenen.com · 31/05/2026
Anchor: Americans keep getting hit in the head with baseball bats. Your response? White House: We’re in frequent communication with the executives at companies that make baseball bats, and rest assured, they’re totally fine.
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Helen O'Hara @helenlohara.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The problem nowadays is that CEOs don't want to work. They just want money for laying people off and blathering about AI, not for producing any positive or concrete improvement to the business. They expect hundreds of millions for thousands of job loses and it's weak sauce, snowflake behaviour.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Confiscate 99.8% of Andreesen’s net worth for the public good, wait 20 minutes, and then tell him his memory of ever having more than $4 million is false.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Brandon Roberts @bxroberts.org · 05/03/2026
THREAD: We just released a tool that allows you to search billions of dollars in wealth, ties to the most powerful companies in the country, and details of the personal finances of President Trump and over 1,500 of his appointees. Here’s how it works 1/
Screenshot of ProPublica webpage titled “Explore Financial Disclosures From President Trump and 1,500 of His Appointees,” accompanied by this blurb: “Use this database to explore potential conflicts of interest for President Donald Trump and his team. The documents disclose positions officials have held outside government, their assets and their debts, among other things.” A search bar prompts the user to search for a person or financial holding.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
To:
From:
Sent:
jeevacation@gmail.comfieevacation@gmail.com]
Thur 12/19/20139:36:08 PM
Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney General&s partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
[ESTOP/P/1 ]
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"CBP’s arrest and misconduct rate is 5x higher than other federal law enforcement agencies—and over the last decade, the arrest rate of CBP [officers and agents] (.5%) has been HIGHER than the arrest rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States (.4%)." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-101-ho...
doomsdayscenario.co
"ICE 101" — How Trump changed ICE and CBP into a fascist secret police
ICE and CBP are fatally flawed products of the post-9/11 War on Terror — now Trump has weaponized those very flaws to occupy America.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/01/2026
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara: "People have had enough. This is the third shooting in less than 3 weeks. The MPD went the entire year last year recovering about 900 guns from the street, arresting hundreds of violent offenders, and we didn't shoot anyone ... this is not sustainable."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Need inspiration for your Thanksgiving cooking? This sheet pan organic dry-brined turkey with an anise orange reduction—served with hazelnuts and morels atop an heirloom fingerling potato confit—will make you feel like a corrections officer cooking for Ghislaine Maxwell!
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
AI's best use case will always be scams. It's scamtech, top to bottom. Everything about it is crooked. Its bedrock is theft and its legacy is the destruction of the environment, both physical and virtual. Even most of its 'legitimate' uses are a form of lying. "I wrote this." "I created this."
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
my mom periodically asks me for true crime documentary recommendations by texting me "any good murders lately" and if I ever lose my phone, the person who finds it is going to think I'm a serial killer with a weirdly supportive mother
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
When people talk about having two systems of justice, this is what they mean.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This July 4th, Americans will celebrate the freedoms they used to have.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/06/2025
GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising theonion.com/gop-law...
GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/06/2025
BEYER: Isn't this embarrassing? BESSENT: You seem not to have seen the economic data. GDP growth has been quite substantial BEYER: GDP growth is half what it was last year, sir BESSENT: Job growth is solid BEYER: Job growth is a third what it was last year, sir
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
ICE is very proud of having captured a construction worker wearing an American flag bandana.
ICE
U.S. Immigration and Customs...
@ICEgov
Check out this photo from today's ICE Los Angeles immigration enforcement operation.
[photo of a man wearing an orange tee shirt with a construction company logo and an American flag bandana being detained by two officers in bulletproof vests]
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
This regime of the bullies, for the billionaires, by the bribes will destroy anything and anyone that tries to block their crimes. Bravo to David, all everyone who is absolutely determined to stand with and for each other. The many can defeat the money - and we will.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
headline construction masterclass
San Antonio Express-News ®
@ExpressNews
Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Duolingo right now: youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl...
youtube.com
Literally every company now
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
“I asked ChatGPT.” Ok, well I dialed 1-800-MISS-CLEO because she said “CALL ME NOW,” so I did and now I owe her $138 but I know when I’m going to die
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Here’s the thing about arguing with people online. I want to debate people I respect, not people who are just like “other races are less worthy of life than me”, all I really need to do with those folks is be like well that’s dumb as fuck
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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
JD Vance shares the story of when Donald Trump asked him to be his Vice President.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/02/2025
If you get the opportunity I really recommend hitting any Cybertruck drivers you see with a classic eye-contact thumbs down. So much more bang for your buck than flipping the bird
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Depressed Kerb @zachcoma.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Reminds me of this oldie.
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Q1 Update from Our Leadership Team youtu.be/zTiz-fd2wWQ
youtu.be
Q1 Update from Our Leadership Team
YouTube video by Sarah Cooper
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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I went to a Trader Joe's on New Year's Eve and the parking lot was like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2024
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
youtube.com
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
YouTube video by The Onion
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Blue Jay coming in for a landing. I love the blues on these birds 💙
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Ron Stonebear Shields @stonebear4747.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Incredible image of a spider web glistening with rainbow hues, created by light refracting through its silk threads. The colors are a result of light wave interference, much like the vibrant patterns found in soap bubbles or oil slicks! 📸: Stephen Dunn
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
"For three years, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest for buying crack cocaine."
cbs12.com
Broward Co. to vacate convictions for people who bought crack made by the Sheriff's Office
For three years, the Broward County Sheriff's Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for: 1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
We’re not accepting complaints about the Hunter Biden pardon unless you also complained about the Steve Bannon, Michael Flynn, Roger Stone, and Paul Manafort pardons.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/11/2024
Are... tortillas too *spicy* for you, Canada?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“It’s important not to have this place be an echo chamber” is something that sounds correct but falls apart when you realize it actually means pretending arguments done in bad faith are genuine. It’s the “I’m just asking questions” of social media
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Man: Here is your award for being the whiniest little s***. 
Child: I don't want it!! I don't want to be the whiniest little s***!! 
The man, overwhelmed, holds up another trophy in addition to the first trophy
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Saying you're voting for Trump because prices were lower four years ago is like doing it because you were younger four years ago. He has as much of a plan to make you four years younger as he does to lower prices.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I try not to reply meanly because who needs it? But you can have my multipurpose one if you need it: "I have no idea what you're talking about, and that's the one thing we have in common."
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
We’d love to communicate
with your species, but
we rely on ad revenue
in order to fund our work.

Please turn off your adblocker
so that we may continue
to serve you.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 28/09/2024
Three extremely frazzled black and white kittens staring around wide-eyed.

Caption: "introverts at a social event overstimulated and trying to figure out how to leave early"
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Misogyny is a supremacist ideology. As with all supremacist ideologies, its foundation is strict division: There are some to whom power inheres, & some who are by nature lesser-than & must be dominated. Rejection of the premise threatens the whole & requires strict policing. 2/
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
“Computer,
SIMULATE NUGGS

(This is the label on a box of what i assume are fake meat chicken nuggets)

Below these words a hand extends one of the nuggets to an illustrated green t rex whose mouth is open
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
American Horror Story: Whatever the Fuck is Going On at Any Given Time
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Blue pencil traced drawing of Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons. The caption reads “freehand drawing of Lionel Hutz no tracing” in green, with punctuation marks added in red so it reads “freehand drawing of Lionel Hutz? No, tracing!”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
i can't stop watching this video where a guy asks his Nigerian wife if she wants to go camping and she says "Stavro I did not come to this life to suffer". i've been thinking about it for days
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