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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 20h

Eric Schmitt has evidence Jack Smith was in Nashville in 2024 for the Hawk Tuah interview

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 20h

When you realize your friend isn’t going to say “Bofa” back to you

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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you don't need AI vance when you got Wilbur 🙂

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am not a perfect person but I remember having to write an essay in school apologizing to teachers and students alike for a grave error in judgement…

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Release the essays, Cornell. We want to see how persuasive they are about being spared expulsion or arrest for something we’d use to block visas for whole countries if we heard this happened there.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cornell is not sending their best. We need to put a stop to all men graduating from the institution until we figure out what is going on.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Imagine being so bad at protecting your students, you’re desperate to go back to a time when your college was known as the school where everyone kills themselves.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now imagine if Cornell discovered a text thread where everyone labeled a certain ongoing conflict a genocide and organized protests against it. Wait! You don’t have to. They removed those students.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The counterweight to every study about the benefits of psychedelics is seeing how many comedy podcasters became Christian nationalists after doing too many.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you’re making a horror movie right now, you better be using three different aspect ratios MINIMUM

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You’re worried about pilots dressing up as wolves in their spare time and not the fact that they get paid to defy the gods and be up where none but Apollo is meant to tread???

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sure, AI can hack anything but is it capable of *being* a hack? No. And that’s why it will never replace me.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Organizing my friends and neighbors to get out the vote in the midterms and I have to convince them it’s a good idea to vote… for Suozzi.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Told someone at a party that “I’m not from Ohio… I’m from Cleveland” and I meant it in earnest.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When the interviewer asks if I’m familiar with Excel:

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

JD Vance has a message for Abdul El-Sayed.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Everyone’s worried about AI but no one is worried about the guy yelling “ay, I got my dong caught in the dishwasher again!” Makes you think

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh no!!! Not Clavicular! I thought he was one of the good ones!!!!!

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

JD Vance claims banning CNN and Politico from The White House is fine.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

JD Vance claims banning CNN and Politico from The White House is fine.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Forgot I was on Long Island and saw a girl at the bagel shop wearing a shirt that said “Robert Moses” and thought she was a big fan of his work.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

JD Vance asks voters to “please give us another chance.”

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

JD Vance is hot on the trail of Abdul El-Sayed!

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Now we know Mitch McConnell is alive but all those people who said they had lively 20-minute phone calls with him were talking to a Mitch McConnell soundboard run by his staff.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

JD Vance tried to dunk on James Talarico for having a favorite drag performer but the reply makes it look like JD’s upset he wasn’t picked as his favorite drag queen.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

JD Vance whining about James Talarico actually understanding what’s in the Bible is especially funny because JD Vance claims in his new memoir that he read the entirety of the Old Testament and all he remembers is a bunch of genealogy. Shana Tovah!

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026

Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Only watching the first three quarters of each NFL game so I don’t see the quarter of players who have CTE

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I have some big shows and projects coming up. What’s a video game that will absolutely destroy my life and career?

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

James Joyce, creator of Coffin Flop on Corncob TV

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Telling someone you’re a comedian.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If we all start making our own movies, they can be 90 minutes again.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Maybe they should focus on making the phones affoldable!!! Thank you

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Trump speaking at the Pentagon: “I was here on 9/11 also. And New York. And in the plane in Pennsylvania. It was my idea to storm the cockpit. Unfortunately, no one else made it out. I have a big brain and big muscles and I survived. Obama was there too as one of the bad guys.”

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

How do I get an email job where I let the computer write the emails for me?

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Love that we live in a time where you could post “Mike Teavee from Willy Wonka was based on a real kid and he grew up to be Tom Cruise” and if enough people repost it, Tom Cruise will have to deal with that question in interviews for the rest of his life.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

JD Vance reveals other video games The White House plans to release.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

JD Vance reveals other video games The White House plans to release.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A lot of people on the internet seem to believe 9/11 never happened and also that Mayor Mamdani did it.

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

JD Vance tells Abdul El-Sayed to keep his wife’s name out of his mouth!

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

JD Vance tells Abdul El-Sayed to keep his wife’s name out of his mouth!

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You spent 15 seconds writing an AI video prompt but I spent one second downloading your video and sharing it as if it were my own. I’m 15x the artist you will ever be!!!

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

JD Vance reveals other Canadian things Trump plans to rename after declaring Lake Ontario “Lake America”

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

JD Vance reveals other Canadian things Trump plans to rename after declaring Lake Ontario “Lake America”

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Was thinking about buying blueberries and said to myself “I can’t afford to get sick right now” then saw 11 ounces of blueberries for $9 at Stop & Shop and said “Oh… I literally can’t afford to get sick right now.”

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026

[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp

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Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Whatever comedians have to learn in five years to get attention it has to be better than editing video. For the love of God. Please let it be email newsletters.

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Voltei, bebé! means I'm back, baby! @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Wilbur beat all you guys by a month 😆

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