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fight the good fight, drink the good booze. detroit sports talker abouter/dumb joke maker. #LGRW #OnePride

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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 20h
love to watch a wrestling show in tears with all my online friends
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 30/09/2026
cmon man, even with that name, you can’t phrase that first sentence like that
Wisconsin historical site plaque for Richard Ira Bong, better known as Major Dick Bong. The first sentence of the plaque uses the phrase “grew to manhood”
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 20/09/2026
when you've lost a bunch of weight and can fit into a lot of newer, more fashionable clothes but your favorite basketball shorts are now way too big on you
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 19/09/2026
godspeed, duncan sheik. thank you for the music. youtu.be/0bTVwHt-P7w?...
youtu.be
Half-Life
YouTube video by Duncan Sheik - Topic
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Nick Mercadante @nmercad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I highly recommend listening to Duncan Sheik’s self-titled debut (not just Barely Breathing). But Humming, Daylight and Phantom Moon are all exceptionally beautiful albums. A one hit wonder is often way way more than their one hit - they just refused to settle. RIP to a truly astounding musician.
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 18/09/2026
Small head Jared Goff
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026
is there truly anyone whose vote is swayed by an overabundance of political mailers? do people really think sending me three (3) anti el-sayed things on the same day is really going to work?
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026
Tom Hardy looking off screen with a derisive look, and then back to his target, and replying, simply, "no."
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 16/09/2026
walking out of work to start a 25 day vacation like
static.klipy.com
Penta El Zero Miedo's Fiery Entrance
Alt: Penta doing a very smooth strut
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 14/09/2026
@jjfromkansas.bsky.social happy birthday, buddy!!
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 14/09/2026
@torqpenderloin.bsky.social happy bday, buddy 🤝
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 12/09/2026
can abdul el-sayed also be GM of the red wings
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 12/09/2026
it's always the people posting "live like it's september 12th! remember we're all americans!" that are in the comments being brazenly islamophobic
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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Barry Melrose has passed away. One of the true media evangelists for the NHL. Rest in peace. www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...
espn.com
Barry Melrose, former player, coach and ESPN analyst, dies
Barry Melrose, the former NHL player and coach who was a beloved, longtime hockey analyst for ESPN, died Wednesday, his wife, Cindy, told ESPN's Steve Levy.
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 05/08/2026
This is my congressional district and this is the funniest goddamn thing imaginable. The Trump endorsed candidate getting blown out in the primary by a guy who suspended his campaign a month ago. Losing the game to someone who’s not even playing anymore is so funny
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/08/2026
Okay then! www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
nbcnews.com
Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary, notching a Midwest victory for the left
The former public health official has defeated Rep. Haley Stevens, NBC News projects, despite facing a huge advertising disadvantage.
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 15/07/2026
STEVE YZERMAN, MORE LIKE LEAVE YZERMAN
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fred Willard playing the goofy funeral music in I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 12/07/2026
huh.
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 09/05/2026
pocket-full-of-werther's-originals lookin ass
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 05/05/2026
who up pullin they pork
A pulled pork sandwich with coleslaw and crispy onions with a cold adult beverage lurking nearby
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 30/04/2026
Justin Timberlake "it's gonna be May" meme, except it says, "May is the name of the month that is coming next month. Bottom text."
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 24/04/2026
Dying pedophile, dying slowly, with Homer Simpson’s jury glasses on, while his Nazi bloodboys look on
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draglikepull @draglikepull.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"Did you see this awful thing someone you've never heard of said on Twitter?!?" No, I didn't, that's why I'm not on Twitter, stop doing this.
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 09/04/2026
sitting here howling bc trump has taken the world to the precipice of armageddon to distract from the fact he's in the epstein files, and just when it seems like he has succeeded, melania pops in with a "guys i swear i'm not involved with that epstein guy. remember him? anyway it's nothing"
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Rick City @rickcity.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Mike Ginn O
Follow
@shutupmikeginn
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt
has people asking a lot of questions already
answered by my shirt.
1 1:11 PM -20 Nov 2013
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Been on some aawagga shit for the last months but I’m pulling out of it
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 26/03/2026
it means he gets results, you stupid chief!
The police chief yelling at Kevin McGonigle. The first frame reads, "Well, McGonigle, the Padres are DEAD! Their balls were crushed right in front of their fans!" The second frame shows Kevin McGonigle holding a bat, responding, "Hey, I'm trying to hit balls here."
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 26/03/2026
George Costanza wearing a Detroit Tigers hat saying, "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into baseball mode."
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/10/2023
MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it
Korean MLB advertising with slogan “it’s big ball chunky time”
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22/02/2026
Dylan Larkin, man. Gold Medalist, man.
Jeremy Roenick crying
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
dawg🥹
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22/02/2026
U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, MICH-I-GAN, MICH-I-GAN, MICH-I-GAN
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Winged Wheel Podcast @wingedwheelpodcast.com · 22/02/2026
DYLAN LARKIN IS AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALLIST 🥇🇺🇸 #LGRW
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 20/02/2026
@joeyerdon.bsky.social hey, happy birthday, buddy 🤝
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 09/02/2026
congratulations to Sam Darnold for overcoming the absolutely debilitating hardship he suffered of being a New York Jet and winning the Super Bowl
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 09/02/2026
between the TPUSA show and New England, a bad night for “patriots” all around!
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 09/02/2026
New England scored a touchdown the moment after I finish making this meme. Assholes. Stealing my joy
Here lies New England. They never scored.
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 09/02/2026
the seahawks have 18, so kid rock and the president are no longer interested in this game
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 09/02/2026
a lot of (questionable) people crying about the halftime show, saying it was “bad” I liked it. If you ask me, the real poor performance is this New England Patriots team. P.U.
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 06/02/2026
absolutely
Back of a Matthew Stafford shirsey
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 05/02/2026
this guy's face looks like when you fuck up the spade panel mini-game in mario 3
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 05/02/2026
elon has infinite money and all the time he doesn't spend being a racist pedophile that no one likes, he is posting passive aggresively like an AIM away message
AOL Instant Messenger away message saying "real eyes realize real lies"
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 30/01/2026
a 33 year old in 1985, maybe
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
lmao
LBD review of melania

they're showing this movie on airlines and people are still walking out
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derp, fr💀m 💀nline® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
when you finish the 24 benghazi wing platter from Gay Hooters and the bathroom is out of order
mike mccarthy's swollen and moist head
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Sawyer Friend @sawyer.gem-games.net · 27/01/2026
Baby Thumbnail Meme where the thumbnail shows a baby and a mother playing peekaboo. Text reads "WHERE DID SHE GO?!?!"

The video title is "She Was Always There - PEEKABOO Analysis and Theory" by the Critical Suckler.
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 26/01/2026
sam darnold sure has come a long way since this moment
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22/01/2026
go wings
Paul Bissonnette looking absolutely despondent as a Detroit Red Wings logo floats tauntingly above his head
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 22/01/2026
mo seider crumpled up easton cowan like a burger king™️ whopper™️ wrapper
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