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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
I think that he should've had Altman arrested for running a company committing cybercrimes
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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slime and goop @snakeroot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
✦ ∙ ∙ ・ • ∙ ∙ __ 🦭 __ seal basks in the glimmer of the north star
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[Picking up the wrong kid from school] They grow up so fast 😭.
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what's that? it's okay to displace arabic people to secure a homeland for a once-genocided minority but not to do the same to white people? huh. that's so weird. wonder why that is
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oops! @elloelle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*sweating nervously*
Screenshot from the article quoting "...But a series of ever bigger detectors has failed to spot WIMPs. LZ, the current biggest WIMP detector, contains 7 tons of frigid liquid xenon, providing an astronomical number of targets for passing WIMPs." Wimp is explained earlier as an acronym for weakly ionised particle.
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Never before have I been moved to give money to charity, sign a petition, or have an opinion, but when I heard about the plight of Adolph Calipers my heart was moved
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Antoinette Lattouf @antoinettelattouf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lots of headlines noting Wong is "outraged" after Israel cleared itself over murder of Aussie aid worker Zomi Frankcom. Wong also said "outraged" in an April 2024 interview with ABC when Zomi was killed. Not outraged enough to expel Israeli ambassador or stop exporting F35 parts that kill people
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oops! @elloelle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Michael Marouli: legs for days DRDU: 📸💁🙋🧏🙍📸
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oops! @elloelle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
one is the legitimation of surveillance, the shift from: - "people deserve privacy. companies monitor us too much, which mostly leads to harm, and gov should regulate that" to - "it is a legal requirement that companies monitor, and the gov will help verify their accuracy"
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/06/2026
The social internet got turned into a giant dopamine farm by a handful of companies who literally hired the same psychologists who design casino floor layouts, and the policy-makers just threw up their hands and said "guess we better ban kids from using the internet then"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/06/2026
“if you died nothing in my life would change”: a twitter exchange about a pizza “face god and walk backwards into hell”: a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”: a tumblr shitpost about mushrooms
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September. <fade to black, slight pause> Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Nigel Farage Listens to the News
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 04/06/2026
i am exclusively wishing a happy pride to trans people. everyone else is on notice.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 03/06/2026
An indie developer is working with Jacob Geller to explain the subtleties within their new game’s narrative to media illiterate players. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: New Accessibility Option Calls Jacob Geller to Explain Subtext While You Play.
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning
LLMs impress the writers who do not want to write, the coders who don't want to code, the researchers who don't want to research, and the lawyers that don't want to actually understand case law. Those that desperately tell you how powerful Al is and that you simply must use it are looking for you to validate their own laziness or distaste for effort, and those who are impressed with LLMs' outputs tend to be people with low standards.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke
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Fujoshi Mountain Sect Leader @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
— Fashion is a feminine coded interest and thus considered frivolous, whereas masculine-coded interests, such as architecture, are considered "serious." Doesn't matter if a tremendous amount of skilled labor or creativity went into making something, such as the handmade lace or shoulder line below.
Singer-songwriter Sombr wearing handmade lace around their chest and neck.Musician Audrey Nuna wearing a Robert Wun Couture ensemble at the Met Gala.
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Will Wiles @willwiles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 27/04/2026
Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company? (With apologies to Dan Olson)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Tamsin the Sword ⚔️ Mother @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 17/04/2026
Please don't tell me again how woke and great the Chicago pope is. There are reasons I have expressly requested to never be taken to a Catholic hospital for any reason whatsoever. This piece touches on some of them.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 05/03/2026
slay the spire 2 using MS paint doodles for placeholder art is 1000% more interesting than ai slop
screenshot from slay the spire 2 featuring an image of something you'd make as a child in ms pain
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 04/03/2025
can you imagine being such a killjoy to a man on his birthday ?
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every year i cherish my 5% off birthday coupons from@target.com. nothing brings me more joy in life than knowing the good people at target care about me!

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Except we are boycotting Target
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Anarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 28/02/2026
 “The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” 

- James Baldwin
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dawnfire 🔜 Ponyville Ciderfest @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
browt #pokemon
browt illustrated as the lift-up-an-owl-to-reveal-long-legs meme.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy gets it.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
specialist in heartbeat-affirming care fights for right to treat patients who self-identify as having unblocked arteries, though critics point out this is a perversion of their natural heart trajectory
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/02/2026
we can never forgive them for what they’ve done to computer
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cyber disposables @twen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
kickin back reading the morning rudes
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oops! @elloelle.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Meanwhile President Herzog is getting a 21 gun salute in Australia
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
anybody noticed this anxiety thing that's getting pretty bad these days. has anyone else noticed that
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 31/01/2026
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️pop 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
Bloomberg headline: "Nvidia Halts Plan to Invest $100 Billion in OpenAI, WSJ says"
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The No Take / Only Throw dog comic translated into Sumerian
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.
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