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Gordus Elkor

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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open
seatbelt fake buckle
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Perfect
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Give some money to the @eff.org if you can. They've been fighting this fight for a long time
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Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions
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Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Homer Simpson being shot by a cannon
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 15/07/2026
When the Cyclospora hits.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
2026 Huey Lewis is like "It's based to be cringe"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026
Prize Hog Drops Out Of Great American State Fair Due To Event’s Political Nature theonion.com/prize-hog-drops-out-of…
Prize Hog Drops Out Of Great American State Fair Due To Event’s Political Nature
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/06/2026
"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wow that spider has freakishly long and slender legs. Lets call it daddy
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
you've got your known gnomes and your unknown gnomes.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/06/2026
THERE IS AN ACTIVE POGROM IN NORTHERN IRELAND. FASCISTS IN SKULL MASKS ARE GOING DOOR TO DOOR PULLING MIGRANTS OUT OF THEIR HOMES AND SETTING THEM ON FIRE.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026
a post of mine from november 13, 2024:

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 08/06/2026
ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to charge the pepper grinder
photo of a pepper grinder sitting on a counter top with a pink phone charger plugged into the front of it
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Jay Adan - Painter of Things @jayadan.com · 05/06/2026
I don't know why my brain works this way, but it does. There's nothing I can do about it.
Warahmmer 40k Rogue Trader cover art but it says Hamwarmer 40,000 Pork Trader. and the marine in the center is wielding a cartoon ham.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Spooky Pants preorder is LIVE Signed copies at theartofpants.com
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This right here.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 29/05/2026
amazing this is not a skit
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👼™ @cooltimesonline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up
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Isaac G. Bryan @ib2real.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 11/05/2026
What do you call camps where people keep disappearing and dying
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 06/05/2026
Imagine pretending to be your mom to get out of fighting Mark fucking Zuckerberg.
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Lisa Bee (she/her) @leebee4life.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If voting didn’t matter, they wouldn’t be working so hard to try to stop us from doing it.
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It's 2026, shoes are AI and pasta sauce will report you to the government for sedition
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It's a big club and unfortunately you're probably in it
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
we gotta send so many guys to the Hague
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sometimes, the system works.
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This should be an impeachable offense. I understand that we’re way past any of that, but that shouldn’t stop us from naming it.
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tim @librariman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Alright GIF
ALT: Alright GIF
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Jeff Colgan @jeffcolgan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Evergreen
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Jon Hartman @jonhartman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hello, everyone. I have some non-commission things that I'm offering for sale for the first time. Please share.
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Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The importance of stones.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
41 years old, evacuated here legally, asylum case pending, kidnapped while driving his six children (one a US citizen) to school. Dead within 24 hours. Betrayed and murdered by the United States government. 42nd confirmed and reported death in ICE custody under Trump.
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
These champagne flutes of room temperature milk make Beavis and Butthead look like Marie and Pierre Curie
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Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
ITYSL sketch of the hot dog man who crashed into the building saying we're all trying to figure out the guy who did this, except the face is donald trump.
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK
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Krump0🔥 @krumparrian.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
seek the forbidden arts, and soon great terrible knowledge be in your grasp... #sketch #oc
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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
As a store manager you DO NOT want to wake up to an email from Wendy, Costco CKO (Chief Ketchup Officer)
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