Reposted by Gordus ElkorLord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026we shall give the mass shooter his worst nightmare, dying in a spectacular hail of imperial gunfire so the whole world can see our brutality. he'll be so pissed 1695
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In their own territory begging for votes after a disastrous 2 years. 000
Reposted by Gordus Elkorweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome 2153388
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Our access to misinformation and disinformation also increased. 100
Reposted by Gordus Elkormuscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open 763733461
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If you want to lose weight some strategic swaps in your diet for lower calorie high satiety foods likely to be more impactful for body fat %. Source: I do cardio and strength training but also eat cookies. 010
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Seems a bit disrespectful to talk about every dead body like they don't matter if they aren't the tv lady's mom. Maybe WKRN should stick to Nashville stories for awhile. 000
Reposted by Gordus ElkorThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Give some money to the @eff.org if you can. They've been fighting this fight for a long time 1518
Reposted by Gordus ElkorBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions 14049771588
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Its so hard for young people, I wouldn't blame them if they burn it all down. 010
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Every week we move forward one hour, day shift people shouldn't get a monopoly on daylight. I have not thought this through. 030
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Happy Birthday big guy youtu.be/xCe6NOBUut0?...youtu.beJohnson Boating You & Your Johnson commercialYouTube video by zefallafez 000
Reposted by Gordus ElkorDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it 145290932
Reposted by Gordus ElkorRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 29/06/20262026 Huey Lewis is like "It's based to be cringe" 3816130
Reposted by Gordus ElkorThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026Prize Hog Drops Out Of Great American State Fair Due To Event’s Political Nature theonion.com/prize-hog-drops-out-of… 452709343
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026In your darkest hour a hero shall emerge to repay your kindness 210
Reposted by Gordus ElkorDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/06/2026"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines. 104129862963
Reposted by Gordus Elkorjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Wow that spider has freakishly long and slender legs. Lets call it daddy 102048375
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026static.klipy.comMonty Python: Crimson Permanent Assurance DefenestrationALT: Monty Python: Crimson Permanent Assurance Defenestration 060
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Free software isn't as good as paid software, interesting. 000
Reposted by Gordus ElkorJennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026you've got your known gnomes and your unknown gnomes. 002
Reposted by Gordus ElkorAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/06/2026THERE IS AN ACTIVE POGROM IN NORTHERN IRELAND. FASCISTS IN SKULL MASKS ARE GOING DOOR TO DOOR PULLING MIGRANTS OUT OF THEIR HOMES AND SETTING THEM ON FIRE. 25975994431
Reposted by Gordus Elkorderek van vliet @derek.bike · 08/06/2026ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to charge the pepper grinder 481996251
Reposted by Gordus ElkorJay Adan - Painter of Things @jayadan.com · 05/06/2026I don't know why my brain works this way, but it does. There's nothing I can do about it. 16714
Reposted by Gordus ElkorMr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The Spooky Pants preorder is LIVE Signed copies at theartofpants.com 10871134
Reposted by Gordus ElkorGuillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 29/05/2026amazing this is not a skit 14239661033
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 27/05/2026That's just the local toastmasters initiation hazing. 010
Reposted by Gordus Elkor😈™ @cooltimesonline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up 6191915024
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 21/05/2026static.klipy.comSpider-Man 2: Heroic Train Rescue SceneALT: Spider-Man 2: Heroic Train Rescue Scene 010
Gordus Elkor @elkor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Will it love my family for me, can it take my last dying breath? 000
