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Jennifer 🍄

@JenYetAgain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy
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I'm here for a long time, not a good time. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ beige.party/@JenYetAgain, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
gwawr would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.
gwawr f Welsh: means "dawn" in welsh
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
i knew the dame was trouble from the moment she told me there never was any amontadillo.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
i knew the dame was trouble the moment she pushed me down the stairs.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
how is that comfortable?
a cat sleeps in my lap, head pressed against a keyboard shelf.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
it's beaver week at the san diego zoo. ladies.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
if you can't handle me during my birn phase you don't deserve me at my hard enrage.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
we can't get divorced, i'm a load-bearing wife.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
you miss 100% of the shots you fire at my probability manipulation field.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
i love the coffee ring on my mom's cat.
a black and beige tabby with a broken ring like a coffee stain on her flank.
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Tuck Frump ❌👑 @tuckfrump.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Loki and a (plush) dog on #Caturday
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quagga 🦆 @quagga.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
enjoying a bit of blue planet #caturday
our two colourpoint siberian kittens sitting in front of the television and watching it with interest. on the screen is a golden fish swimming above algae covered rocks
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
bothering my cat.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“ sir i…” *notebook full of algae falls open*
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
god bless my local taco place and their affordable entire-ass meals.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
"god it would be so hot if rachel leigh cook liquefied my brain with a frying pan" --me in the 90s thinking i wanted to drugs instead of realizing i was a leabian
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
gender euphoria: putting on a comfortable old t-shirt i've had for over a decade and feeling the way it fits different now. i'm a gamer girl.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
you can perform the "quivering palm" dim mak technique on a horse, but you can't make him take five steps
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
jackfruit? no thanks, i'm not a pervert.
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Send the Runners @sendtherunners.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Happy #caturday from Foxy, my recycling nemesis.
A cat in a cardboard box.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
how grey is your earl?
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
hrm. have you played chained echos? what did you think?
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
i'm too old to cry at work this much.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
what if i just camped out in mulgore for an hour and reported everyone i saw being homophobic or bigoted in trade chat.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
i've made a terrible mistake
a tauren in mulgore, the starting area for tauren
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
what if i reinstalled warcraft and made a wow classic character.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
i often forget that people love to yell at women for no reason, and so i often don't realize that's what's happening for the first couple minutes.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
all the people in my phone are so sweet.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
today is a day all Americans come together in unity to remember our collective trauma: on this day in 1973 the democratically elected president of Chile was executed in a CIA coup, to our collective shame...
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
[abuse, negative self-talk] sometimes i think that i was really lucky to have met my abusive ex, and that i really really blew it by coming out to her. like, yeah, i'd still be in the closet, but maybe i'd be financially stable and have some kind of interpersonal relationship beyond ephemeral […]
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
the thing where jedi take force sensitive children from their communities wherever they find them to raise them as jedi feels like an effort to suppress foreign religious practice.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
you've heard of ethical non-monogamy, this is non-ethical monogamy.
Kevin Smith tweets "ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on eachother with eachother. a decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still p0wns my dick.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
is hank hill a member of the proletariat? the greatest thread in the history of forums, and so on.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
have you heard about the marshmallow experiment? over a period of 20 years they turned a bunch of kids into marshmallows and microwaved them to see what it said about their future earnings potential.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
blocked by the lead writer at steve jackson games and slutshamed and called a futa for saying i can't afford gcs. feeling super normal about it.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
there was a young man from cork who got limericks and haiku confused
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
be the girl you want to see in the world.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
a coworker once asked me how long i thought he could survive on just canned roasted peanuts. i told him not very long, but since he asked he'd probably die of something other than his diet much sooner. he kind of stopped asking me for help with his reports after that.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
"do i want her, or do i want to be her?" the wise man smiled. "this is not a question. both are always true."
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
i'm a bit drunk ama
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Solarbird :flag_cascadia: @moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
RUBBER THINGS! HITTING EACH OTHER! #monsterdon
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
sometimes i wish my brain weren't the way it is.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
*explaining 9/11 to a gen z* imagine two really tall charlie kirks, okay?
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
the new godzilla movie just hired an intimacy coordinator 😏
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
we're gonna groove to horton hears a who-ho.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
why did you bring tenchi? there's no room for tenchi!
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
coyote vs. acme and teenage sex and death at camp miasma would be a great double feature because they're both cartoons about unattainable orgasms.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
men really give men a bad rep.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
they say that that we all have a doppelganger, a dark reflection. they look just like you, but everything about them is perverted. wrong. evil.
morte the affable talking skull from planescape: tormentjames carville, the affable talking racist from the bill clinton campaign.
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
"a minitaur waits at the heart of the labyrinth." "a minitaur?" "it's not a big labyrinth."
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
sigh. peter cullen could have written the communist manifesto, but karl marx couldn't have turned into a truck.
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