Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026gwawr would be a beautiful name for a baby girl. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026i knew the dame was trouble from the moment she told me there never was any amontadillo. 001
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026i knew the dame was trouble the moment she pushed me down the stairs. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026it's beaver week at the san diego zoo. ladies. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026if you can't handle me during my birn phase you don't deserve me at my hard enrage. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026we can't get divorced, i'm a load-bearing wife. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026you miss 100% of the shots you fire at my probability manipulation field. 013
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026i love the coffee ring on my mom's cat. 051
Reposted by Jennifer 🍄Tuck Frump ❌👑 @tuckfrump.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026Loki and a (plush) dog on #Caturday 0207
Reposted by Jennifer 🍄quagga 🦆 @quagga.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026enjoying a bit of blue planet #caturday 152
Reposted by Jennifer 🍄darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“ sir i…” *notebook full of algae falls open* 32254
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026god bless my local taco place and their affordable entire-ass meals. 001
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026"god it would be so hot if rachel leigh cook liquefied my brain with a frying pan" --me in the 90s thinking i wanted to drugs instead of realizing i was a leabian 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026gender euphoria: putting on a comfortable old t-shirt i've had for over a decade and feeling the way it fits different now. i'm a gamer girl. 001
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026you can perform the "quivering palm" dim mak technique on a horse, but you can't make him take five steps 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026jackfruit? no thanks, i'm not a pervert. 000
Reposted by Jennifer 🍄Send the Runners @sendtherunners.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026Happy #caturday from Foxy, my recycling nemesis. 003
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026hrm. have you played chained echos? what did you think? 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026what if i just camped out in mulgore for an hour and reported everyone i saw being homophobic or bigoted in trade chat. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026what if i reinstalled warcraft and made a wow classic character. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026i often forget that people love to yell at women for no reason, and so i often don't realize that's what's happening for the first couple minutes. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026all the people in my phone are so sweet. 001
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026today is a day all Americans come together in unity to remember our collective trauma: on this day in 1973 the democratically elected president of Chile was executed in a CIA coup, to our collective shame... 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026[abuse, negative self-talk] sometimes i think that i was really lucky to have met my abusive ex, and that i really really blew it by coming out to her. like, yeah, i'd still be in the closet, but maybe i'd be financially stable and have some kind of interpersonal relationship beyond ephemeral […]beige.partyOriginal post on beige.party 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026the thing where jedi take force sensitive children from their communities wherever they find them to raise them as jedi feels like an effort to suppress foreign religious practice. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026you've heard of ethical non-monogamy, this is non-ethical monogamy. 010
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026is hank hill a member of the proletariat? the greatest thread in the history of forums, and so on. 202
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026have you heard about the marshmallow experiment? over a period of 20 years they turned a bunch of kids into marshmallows and microwaved them to see what it said about their future earnings potential. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026blocked by the lead writer at steve jackson games and slutshamed and called a futa for saying i can't afford gcs. feeling super normal about it. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026there was a young man from cork who got limericks and haiku confused 001
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026be the girl you want to see in the world. 100
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026a coworker once asked me how long i thought he could survive on just canned roasted peanuts. i told him not very long, but since he asked he'd probably die of something other than his diet much sooner. he kind of stopped asking me for help with his reports after that. 100
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026"do i want her, or do i want to be her?" the wise man smiled. "this is not a question. both are always true." 000
Reposted by Jennifer 🍄Solarbird :flag_cascadia: @moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026RUBBER THINGS! HITTING EACH OTHER! #monsterdon 001
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026sometimes i wish my brain weren't the way it is. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026*explaining 9/11 to a gen z* imagine two really tall charlie kirks, okay? 001
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026the new godzilla movie just hired an intimacy coordinator 😏 002
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026we're gonna groove to horton hears a who-ho. 010
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026why did you bring tenchi? there's no room for tenchi! 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026coyote vs. acme and teenage sex and death at camp miasma would be a great double feature because they're both cartoons about unattainable orgasms. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026they say that that we all have a doppelganger, a dark reflection. they look just like you, but everything about them is perverted. wrong. evil. 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026"a minitaur waits at the heart of the labyrinth." "a minitaur?" "it's not a big labyrinth." 000
Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026sigh. peter cullen could have written the communist manifesto, but karl marx couldn't have turned into a truck. 000