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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 6h

If you're in need of a good laugh, this is a well-written and quite funny write-up of what happened yesterday.

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When you hear the song 'Nightswimming' by R.E.M., what water do you picture people swimming in? Pool, lake, ocean?

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The way the Times covers Emanuel, you would think this guy was polling at something higher than 1%

McLaughlin & Associates

29%

Harris

Sept. 16-22 NEW

463 likely voters

This pollster does not meet our criteria for select pollsters.

Poll added Sept. 24. Link to poll >

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12% Newsom

9%

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Buttigieg

8% Kelly

8% Ocasio-Cortez

5% Shapiro

4% Booker

2% Pritzker

2% Smith

2% Whitmer

1% Emanuel

1% Moore

1% Polis

0% Cooper

0% Crockett

0% Klobuchar

0% Murphy

0% O'Rourke

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ok, it was 1993, we were in the Poconos and were so jazzed they had a Drive In we decided to see whatever they were playing. It was Rookie of the Year

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Rookie of the Year Baseball Throw

Alt: Rookie of the Year Baseball Throws

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dear The Traitors: I love you & have watched just about all your iterations and I am begging you to stop doing the thing at breakfast where the host tosses the portrait of the murdered person on the floor. We know it goes back up with the X on it later. There has to be a better way to do this moment

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I made the New York Times Plum cake. Hopefully it tastes as good as it looks

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm no hand conspiracy guy but he's definitely hiding something

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

These numbers will glonly get worse for Trump by November

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Who will get the second FIFA Peace prize and how will they fill such giant shoes?

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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Pray they don’t alter it any further…

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@cluesbysam.com today's should have been labeled 'brutal'. So hard!

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Nick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I understand that everything is really fucked up, but I implore you to stop telling people not to make jokes about it. We are hanging on by a thread and some of us have no other means of coping.

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"The following remain in the room: Newsmax, OAN, CBS and Fox News"

A shot from the movie Downfall where Hitler is seated in front of his generals

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

@altmadison.bsky.social Alice in Chains IS in Singles! You made no mistake. They're playing It Ain't Like That at a club and Steve Dunn is there rocking out.

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The other 29% are school children

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026

pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”

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Melayna @melaynalokosky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

He's ALIVE! Mitch McConnell.

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Alexandra Phelan 余雪莲 @alexandraphelan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Americans are unafraid of putting too much in a sandwich and it makes for some truly excellent sandwiches.

Photograph of a stacked sandwich with three pieces of toasted brioche bread, herbed chicken salad, cos lettuce, apples, sharp cheddar cheese, cranberry ginger chutney, candied bacon, and a Dijon mayo spread

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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

trying to make new friends as an adult

Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Look, BlueSky is quote posting this and dunking on this user and I'd just like to go on record and say keep up the good work everyone.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I think this is a very beautiful idea. Shana tova, everyone.

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm gonna need video of Ted Cruz on GameDay stat

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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trump slept through the Pentagon 9/11 memorial so I'm sure that will be breaking news on every network...

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Funny way to pronounce "Muslim"

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I still have trouble remembering whether I was one of the Secret Service agents who ran to protect President Kennedy’s motorcade at Dealey Plaza or whether I wouldn’t be born for 13 more years after his assassination

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sam @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026

Catholic Batman is called Daredevil

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

'Sail on Lake America' radiates nuclear amounts of loser energy

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Did he think no one would notice?

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13/07/2026

whenever jk rowling is in the news

richard horne in twin peaks the return saying “stupid magic motherfucker”

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HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Not gonna lie toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Does the Secretary of the Treasury think that trade wars are fought on actual battlefields?

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

what if we told them the climate crisis is here so they go to the bunkers and seal them up and then we just fix the planet and live happily ever after

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I fucking HATE the Progressive “we can’t save you from becoming your parents” ads when the behaviors they’re showing are just a bunch of cute dorks being cute and dorky. 1) there’s nothing wrong with aging 2) there’s nothing wrong with being a cute dork.

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Someone on Facebook marketplace is selling this awful Pulp Fiction jacket and I will suffer through weeks of awful jackets in my marketplace feed just so you can see this work of art

A picture of a yellow jacket with the words pulp fiction written on the front and it's on Facebook marketplace and it's for $15 and it says message seller

A picture of what's supposed to be Vincent and Jules from Pulp fiction with the words bad mother and then the letter F with a bunch of stars after it but the picture in no way resembles John Travolta or Samuel Jackson the Travolta kind of looks like Adam driver?

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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

A small update: I've confirmed CVS and Walgreens expect to have vaccines in stock within a few days. I have NOT yet confirmed the state-by-state breakdown of requirements (e.g., if there are states where Rx will be required or there will be other limitations). PLEASE READ NEXT POST BEFORE COMMENTING

nytimes.com

What to Know About New Covid Vaccines for Fall 2026 (Gift Article)

The shots have been approved for people 65 and older, and for younger people with underlying conditions. Others may be able to get them off label.

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