Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What. 5486062706
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1602567649
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️🩹 604164574
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Just browsing, thanks. @dreadcalledkev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Miss Rachel is Mr. Rogers if Mr. Roger’s dedicated his life to string theory, developed a time travelling accelerator, and prematurely stepped into it, quantum leaping him into the body of a beloved 21st century kids entertainer facing backlash because she spoke out against genocide. Oh boy! 0322
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭rigatoni bolognese @spamps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You have been visited by the limes bunchō. One thousand years of delicious limes will be yours. 15712
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭ceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2026NEPO BABY CAVEMAN WHOSE DAD INVENTED HITTING STUFF WITH A ROCK: We’re innovating the product space with a planned pivot of Rock to an aspirational lifestyle brand centered around hitting stuff with a rock culture 12893102
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Gender thunderdome @syzygetic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Scariest parts of LOTR so far according to my 9yo: 1) when that guy in the dead marshes opens his eyes 2) when eowyn almost discovers that aragorn doesn't like her soup 3182
Incontinent Virgin☭ @egglourde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026SPACE DECAGONshare.googleScientists find a huge 10-sided wave pattern swirling in the clouds over Saturn’s south poleA single side of the decagon surpasses 10,000 miles. 010
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay 62481713
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron 553465509
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 04/04/2025me minge is bloody mental…(lowers glasses) and its well fit 338945
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/07/2026⚠️ STOP SCROLLING ⚠️ You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️ 1924334
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 19/07/2026“Jimothy” this, “Jimothy” that, to the gym with thee so thou can get some bitches 16414
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again. 22290871887
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026want to feel old. by the time you read this post, it will be 500 years old, and you will look up and realize you are a skeleton and blow away in the breeze as dust. 3322
Incontinent Virgin☭ @egglourde.bsky.social · 17/06/2026haaland look like a James Bond villain face havin ass 010
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Dyna Soar🦕 @dynasoar5.bsky.social · 11/06/2026pokemon go to the wars 25812
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026ahhthe french, champagne, has highkey been celebrated for being 6 7 0375
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 07/05/2026ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis 491990384
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭phylan @phylan.website · 13/04/2026heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times 193259691
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Tfthggggttrf @feather.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Can someone remind me of the furry guy that's like an ankylosaurus obsessed with rustic hats who paints beautiful pre-Raphaelite monster duck women with gigundo dumptruck asses? 1422
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair 1605107470
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭The Onion @theonion.com · 16/02/2026‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-mak… 311557163
Incontinent Virgin☭ @egglourde.bsky.social · 16/02/2026women of the Italian curling team: please explain curling to me 020
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Dyna Soar🦕 @dynasoar5.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Ok we did get some snow and I got to walk around in it and fall on my ass in front of other people so I had the quintessential winter experience. Now back to the horrors 1211
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Dyna Soar🦕 @dynasoar5.bsky.social · 28/01/2026It’s always some artist I’ve never heard of that is 22 and somehow has 900k follows and draws the most forgettable, sterile blorbo Disney-looking portraits ever and everyone is like “wow can’t believe they are a megahitler, loved their art” 2411
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Dyna Soar🦕 @dynasoar5.bsky.social · 21/01/2026people get mad about this but like what on earth man how many times do you need to get rug pulled by dems to realize they will always roll out a carpet to fascists. That’s their function. Controlled “opposition” 16213
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2026Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds… 10165231074
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026 213917877
Incontinent Virgin☭ @egglourde.bsky.social · 17/01/2026no way this Stephen Miller bitch goes in public 100
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/01/2026stop showing me stuff thats going to be in history books later. its basically a form of homework 1778
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭ceej @ceej.online · 13/01/2026Taking some time away from this website for the foreseeable future. Just received sad news that my dear friend and former lover, Dilbert, has passed away. I will always remember him for his fleshy hair and the way his tie flipped up. And also for having the thickest penis I've ever personally seen 3397673
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭ceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs 194365594
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 01/01/2026Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over 148170803849
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭ceej @ceej.online · 18/12/2025(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys 262049266
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I have Droops. I can barely move and I have no strength. 14123
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide 291794217
Incontinent Virgin☭ @egglourde.bsky.social · 26/11/2025the libs are truly posting this day.. go watch stranger thing bitch 020
Reposted by Incontinent Virgin☭"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 25/11/2025keep honking... i'm clonking! 1244
