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spookitty, esq.

@ibsroyalty.bsky.social
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first ring suburb of mpls. family law attorney. adhd and IBS. she/her.

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ceej @ceej.online · 11h
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 12h
DUMBA IS AT THE WILD GAME WEARING HIS WILD JERSEY HOLDING HIS KID WHO IS ALSO WEARING A DUMBA WILD JERSEY. HE GOT TO DO THE LETS PLAY HOCKEY IM INCONSOLABLE.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 12h
there’s so much to unpack here.
Stacks of Dude Wipes. The packaging is black on the left and orange on the right. The left has a white toilet with a pumpkin sitting on it with the :o expression on its face. Lucky for us, it says “plant sourced fibers” on the packaging.

The scent…flavor…? is “DUMPKIN SPICE” and no, that is not a typo.

Some packets have a sticker that says “XL WIPES 99% WATER AND PLANT BASED INGREDIENTS” others claim these are flushable wipes.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FLUSHABLE WIPE YOUR PLUMBER WILL HAUNT YOUR ACTUAL ASS DONT DO IT.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 22h
suggestion for big mental health boost by doing a small cleaning task: take your phone out of its case. clean the inside and outside of the case and clean the phone. let dry. put phone back in case. brain happy.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then it should be used very specifically for specific jobs, with strict guardrails, and not propping up our entire economy, and being forced into everything. The same way I don’t need to know how to use, say, software for dental offices, or a forklift, most people don’t need AI.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 02/10/2026
Will is 100% right. Has happened to multiple clients of mine. One judge (not my case) has said that this isn't really release and ordered the person *actually* released. But it's forcing us habeas attorneys to win our cases twice (or more)
On September 9, 2026, Respondents permitted Pablo F. to exit the building where 
he was detained, but he was immediately swarmed by four ICE officers and handcuffed as 
soon as he stepped outside. (Doc. No. 25-3 at 4:48:45–4:49:26.)3
 The officers drove him
to the back of the Whipple building and returned him to a holding cell. (Doc. No. 21 ¶¶ 8–
9; Doc. No. 25 ¶ 5.) During this encounter, officers dislocated Pablo F.’s shoulder. (Doc. 
No. 21 ¶ 7.)4
 Pablo F. now bringsthis Motion seeking to enforce the Court’s Order granting 
the Petition.Again, Respondents make no attempt whatsoever to support their assertion that 
Pablo F. was released. Absent any such argument, the Court cannot agree that a reasonable 
person would have felt free to leave when exiting the detention facility and immediately 
being stopped by ICE officers. Likewise, absent some argument, the Court necessarily 
concludes that Pablo F. was subject to restraints not shared by the public generally when 
he took one step outside of the detention facility and was immediately stopped by ICE 
officers who forcibly returned him to a detention cell. Because Respondents do not make 
any legal argument that Pablo F. was ever meaningfully released from custody, the Court 
grants the motion and orders Pablo F.’s release.6
6 To be clear, Pablo F. is not arguing, and the Court is not concluding, that an order of 
release in a habeas matter renders unlawful any future arrests. Rather, the Court reaches 
the narrow conclusion that because Respondents advance no legal argument in this case to 
support their assertion that Pablo F. was released from custody, and because the 
uncontested facts show that ICE officers immediately swarmed Pablo F. as soon as he 
stepped out of the building, Pablo F. was not released from custody.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love spooky season, but in the whimsical, campy, cozy, hehe haha spoopy kind of way. Keep your actually scary gorey movies away from me or I’ll force you to watch Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire with me.
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Pete, the Antifascist Nisse 🌈🔨🌈 @nanou2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm on my way!
vacuoushoglin's design at https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/77872292-still-caring-bear-funny?store_id=1387366 featuring a large pink grizzly bear with a rainbow on its white belly. The bear is standing on its hind legs and snarling.
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 01/10/2026
If the law is unjust, then disobeying the law is justice.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
abolish the death penalty
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
This is exactly the shit I was talking about Apparently, as @chrisgeidner.bsky.social just put it, "harm is a feeling that Republican officials are not allowed to suffer," yet "an execution carried out while a case challenging that execution is still pending" is not www.lawdork.com/p/the-big-pr...
lawdork.com
The big problems with Wednesday’s SCOTUS order allowing a Tennessee execution
SCOTUS cleared the way for Tennessee to kill Christa Pike over the dissent of the Democratic appointees. The order from the court’s Republican appointees is alarming on several fronts.
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Steven Hale @iamstevenhale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got back home a bit ago from Tennessee's execution of Christa Pike. We sat in the witness room for nearly 2 and a half hours as she received two rounds of pentobarbital. She was taken away in an ambulance shortly after that and I can't say for sure if she is dead or alive at this moment.
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Cait (spooky edition 🦇) @caitesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the many horrific aspects of the death penalty is that states are not good at carrying out executions. Every time I post about this, someone responds by saying that it should be simple. But it’s not, and proponents of the death penalty need to own that.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
feel like an absolute idiot because the solution to eserve not working was “your document name is too long, delete a few characters”. tech people, explain character limits to me like I’m five. why can’t I have infinity characters, especially in my client folders? I NEED SUBFOLDERS AND LONG NAMES!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
u can not convince me these are not orange popsicles left in the freezer for three years
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they only gave me 1/4 a lime with my pho 😩 a travesty.
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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So excited to set up a little rodent planned parenthood in my alley
WE’RE PUTTING RATS ON BIRTH CONTROL
Yes, you read that right
AND WE NEED YOUR HELP.
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 29/09/2026
The claim says Williams didn’t threaten or resist agents on Jan. 7 but was held down, slammed into the ground and choked. During the drive to Whipple Federal Building, Williams says agents laughed about Renee Good’s killing earlier that morning and said, “hopefully we don’t have to kill you, too.”
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Roosevelt High teacher files federal claim over violent detention by agents
Roosevelt High School teacher Quentin Williams has filed a claim against the federal government alleging agents violently detained him, falsely accused him of assault and violated his civil rights.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
very bec of me but I’m pissed they released a lavender flaus (electric dental flosser) after o begrudgingly chose pink.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just caught iroh trying to drink my thc drink smh I do not need a high cat.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@lastweektonight.com John should really look in to how perfect Great Pyrenees are even though I agree they are too big. Here is my great pry/border collie/aussie mix, Mabel. She’s 75lbs.
A black and white great Pyr/border collie/aussie mix laying in the hallway on a teal rug with colorful bugs on it.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meanwhile on reddit: OP's brother can't find an attorney willing to represent him in his case where he tried to kill his last attorney
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u/weddingcake34 • 2d
Criminal Defender Attorneys Refusing to take
My Brothers Case
Criminal Law
Location:
I'm not condoning my brothers actions but just tryin to figure out some options. My brother was arrested for felony assault causing injury against his criminal defense attorney in another misdemeanor case. The attorney is a pretty well known attorney in the area I guess. Now we are finding that other lawyers wont take his case which I understand is his fsult but what are our options if he is found too financially stable to get a public one? He has been in custody for months.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
Forbidden bath bead
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
since i accidentally bought the most expensive pair of shoes I’ve ever owned, i have to learn to care from them. i learned what a suede eraser is today.
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Pat Thompson @pattho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, Lisa Demuth, private equity will definitely solve the problems of nursing homes. Just like it has solved the problems of JoAnne Fabric, ToysRUs, and so many others.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
baby bear fatally wounded a possum one the ONE night tom and I were out of town (last night) while in @fernandfen.bsky.social’s care. of course she got icky possum juice on her and required a bath. she’s questioning whether she is happy I’m home or not now.
A very upset, wet  black and white Aussie/border collie/great Pyr mix standing in a bathroom with a towel around her butt. she is staring at the floor, contemplating the horrors I’ve put her through (giving her a bath). a direct shot at a black and white great Pyr/border collie/aussie mix looking directly at the camera, her head in a hand. she looks happy and smiling because I rubbed her ears after the bath. dog anger is fleeting.
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Searingly Aaron @searinglyaaron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ICE activity in the Twin Cities increasing. More abductions, including grab & go kidnappings of people going about their lives. Be alert! 38 days before the midterms. Interesting timing
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
to the person that knocked on my door (I’m staying at a resort with motel-like rooms) you made me feel unsafe (:
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we don't really have language to describe a non sentient machine capable of doing tasks once reserved only for humans." Dishwasher. Washing machine. Dryer. Remote control. Electronic door lock. Roomba. I could go on, but I've got rugby to watch.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/02/2026
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
as the grandchild of a conservative retired farmer: LOL LMAO ROFL LMFAO.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 24/09/2026
dealing with this bullshit right now! love 2 live in hell
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Tami Wicinas @tamiwicinas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am pleased with how my betta fish dish came out. I’m having a lot of fun playing with the glaze on these fish!
Ceramic dish sculpted in the shape of a betta fish. The glaze ranges from green to blue to purple.Close-up of betta fish dish.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mabel has the rankest farts rn and she’s just sleeping through it. We are suffering.
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Pan: The Reverist @ok2panic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really thought i would get some Warbler pics this afternoon but none were to be found. I still had fun meandering around the yard tho. 😊🪶🦋
A sweet little Ruby Throated Hummingbird sitting on a dried up tomato vine perch.Downy Woodpecker doing its thang.I think this is an eastern tailed blue… sans the tail.A Red Spotted Admiral on a briar leaf.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have all the doubts you want about the intentions of everyone here, this is sexual harassment and it is battery.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Discovery will always reveal more, but you don’t have to like a victim of sexual harassment for them to be correct about what happened to them. Until more comes out, the photos are pretty damning, and for almost everything else the complaint names full names and dates of witnesses.
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never before has a turtle turtled this hard. Zoom in and appreciate The Foot
A fantastic painted turtle stands on a snag in a stream. Turtle has a smooth black carapace with bright red edges. Its neck and legs are a glorious riot of yellow racing stripes. It has its neck fully extended staring at the sky and the back right leg and foot are completely extended. This is an epic pose by a creature at the peak of its powers.
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
two different Culver’s employees said “my pleasure” to me today and I hated it.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 23/09/2026
This is going to lead to so much more domestic violence.
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