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Iowa City Police Log @iowacitycoptoons.bsky.social · 16m

SUBJS GOING DOOR TO DOOR ATTEMPTING TO SELL THINGS, NO ONE HAS ANY CREDENTIALS.
WHEN CALLER ASKED HER FOR THEM SHE CALLED THE COMP A
"BITCH" NOW
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Cheru @cheru.bsky.social · 31m

Got a silly comic idea while eating boiled peanuts

Two panel comic: 1st, I am sitting at a desk, someone out of sight asks what qualifies me to be a super hero, I answer saying that I can’t wiggle a boiled peanut out of its shell with my front teeth
2nd: Squirrel Girl sitting on the other side of the desk is leaning in and saying …go on

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 1h

in a just world i'd be able to light fires with my mind

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Iowa City Police Log @iowacitycoptoons.bsky.social · 4h

WANTS A CALL FROM AN OFFICER ABOUT LIVING ON HIS
OWN

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Iowa City Police Log @iowacitycoptoons.bsky.social · 4h

LOUD SWIMMING GAMES, SUPER EXCITED PEOPLE DRINKING SOMETHING

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The Onion @theonion.com · 4h

Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…

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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 6h

September 30 vs October 1

the b-side of The Frantics' 45 "Werewolf". the b-side is titled "No Werewolf"

the a-side of The Frantics' 45 "Werewolf"

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Iowa City Police Log @iowacitycoptoons.bsky.social · 6h

RP STATES SHE WAS LAYING DOWN AND HEARD A LITTLE GIRL THROUGH THE SHARED WALL TELL HER NEIGHBOR THAT SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO HER MOMMY AND THE NEIGHBOR
TOLD HER NO AND TO BE QUITE THE NEIGHBOR STATES THERE IS NO LITTLE GIRL THAT LIVES NEXT DOOR
6:52 AM • 7/23/20

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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 23h

Twin Cities governmental rivalry monkey paw keeps curling a finger until it's just a clenched fist punching us all in the face

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 7h

man my doctor is gonna get an earful on Monday

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Cal Cashin @calcash.in · 7h

I wrote this at the start of the week ("My favourite band’s “final album” is coming out on Friday. So why don’t I care?") but the more I reflect on it, the more pissed off I am by it bestfitmusic.substack.com/p/fall-bands...

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My favourite band’s “final album” is coming out on Friday. So why don’t I care?

The Fall’s “Post Script” arrives this Friday. But it is a far less perfect, essential ending than the group’s actual ending.

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Iowa City Police Log @iowacitycoptoons.bsky.social · 8h

COMPS DAUGTHER DROVE TO CHICAGO AND FOUND OUT THAT SOMEONE PUT ANOTHER LIC PLATE

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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 18h

The new meme format of Senators Kennedy and Schmitt holding up a posterboard sign. On the sign the note from the terrible movie The Snowman featuring a serial killer's drawing of a dyspeptic looking snowman and the words "Hello Mister Police."

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 8h

I still think this song cries out for a massive turn-of-the-century pop punk version

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 8h

"Oh, sure, everybody remembers *the* Edmund Fitzgerald, but how come nobody writes songs about Edmund Fitzgerald, chairman of Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Company?"

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 8h

Aug walking up to me with a scroll rolled up in his mouth; unfurled, it reads “the monthe which ye begyn by gyving cottage cheese to dogge, as it passes ye shall fynde to be less of a slog”

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 17h

SEN. SCHMITT: You deny listening to music involving Velvet Underground alumni? You just perjured yourself. JACK SMITH: I- SEN. SCHMITT: We found this disc in your car’s CD player. Heavy wear. Note the writer credit. J Cale. SMITH: That’s “Cocaine,” by JJ Cale. KLOBUCHAR: Clapton! Fuck yeah!

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 9h

If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.

A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion
E extreme shivering or muscle pain
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026

ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard

“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Truckstop Vigilante
@brenthor.bsky.social
Monday: The Workman's Curse
Tuesday: The Day of Bastards
Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus
Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards
Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back
Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time
Charlie
Sunday: Fairweather Friend
January 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 17h

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Greg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 17h

Art by Ota Janecek Illustration for Kinderparadies (Children's paradise) 1960 #CorvidCrew

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026

People are always posting pictures of 35 year old bigots who look 73, but what you have to understand is that the bigot year is roughly 7 normal people years

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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hee hee hee

A drawing of a witch flying on her broom in front of an big orange circle. The point of her tall hat is bent back on the wind, and the brim is pushed back. She cackles, HEEHEEHEE, while her black cat holds on for dear life on the back of the broom. A small bubbling cauldron with a foot sticking up out of it hangs off the front of the broom trailing steam. A spider dangles by its web from the tip of the broom.

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 30/09/2026

‘Ein Farbenrausch’, “Lustige Blätter” Franz Jüttner, 1905 digi.ub.uni-heidelberg.de/diglit/lb20/...

a blue-toned horned devil dangling his tail for a green baby demon alongside a yellow-skinned devil

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 19h

Michael Tracey serves one useful purpose in society: he does make me feel better about the way I’m aging

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21h

Joyce Carol Oates you have been arrested for crimes against poptimism.

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 20h

Anyway there should be a motherfucker of a Kraken Busters—the first big actioner in a while—early next week

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 21h

And of course @infinata.bsky.social ‘s Influencor idea is completely congruent with Hama’s idea of Cobra as an MLM that got out of hand

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 21h

Once again, we are living through a maximal golden age for every non-US intelligence service

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 21h

Remember this the next time any of these assholes hide behind the church for their sanctity of life bullshit

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 21h

INFLUENCOR, the new Cobra emperor cloned from the dna of the 12 greatest YouTubers.

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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 21h

I think people's refusal to recognize that weed can be addictive is partly about the fact it'd require them to admit "weed can be addictive bc anything enjoyable can be addictive, that doesn't make it inherently bad", and if thats true then it means it also applies to more stigmatized drugs

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 21h

Finding myself surprisingly bummed out at today’s show collapse

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 21h

Ok yes this is my bedrock no-further-back position re: the Wolves/Lynx stadium agitation

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 21h

Our joint household 90s playlist at the halfway mark open.spotify.com/playlist/45o...

open.spotify.com

49. Greatest 90s

Playlist · Keith Pille · 60 items

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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 23h

k.i.t.

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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And let the memes commence.

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

that blessed moment when it seems like maybe--just maybe--an old fashioned Reply All tornado is about to blow through the work email system

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Iowa City Police Log @iowacitycoptoons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

W/F BLU TSHIRT JEANS FEMALE
WALKS UP THE STREET
SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER
LUNGS (SINCE MARCH)

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ok though the funniest thing about the Schmitt fuckup is that the guy fed his arm into a wood chipper IN THE HOPES THAT IT WOULD RAISE HIS PROFILE ENOUGH TO BE JD VANCE'S RUNNING MATE

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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

September 30th/October 1st

A grinning bearded man with his eyes closed, hugging and pressing his face against someone’s juicy yoga pants-clad butt

A black and white wood block looking print image of a skeleton hugging a bare butt

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