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@dungareemoustache.bsky.social
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A wobbling meat bag and fan of those little vanilla yoghurts with a cream topping. Like films, wrestling and those 11 minutes prog tunes with a noodley bit in the middle.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
'Deer Placenta' sounds like the opening line for letters to the new Telegraph agony aunt.
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I started watching NUFC early in the Keegan managerial era and we may've been nearly-rans on many occasion but fuck me it was brilliant being fan back then. Lovely football, great set of players and a manager who just got what the club and the fans were all about. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Kevin Keegan, Liverpool legend and former Newcastle manager, dies aged 75
Kevin Keegan, the former England and Newcastle manager who was a member of Liverpool’s serial champions in the 1970s, has died aged 75
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me in 2025
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
SHAKESPEAREAN HAIKU Shall I compare thee To a summer’s day? Alright – Thou art very hot.
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
new William Gibson book opening line dropped
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Please make this great. The film is phenomenal
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Rhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Australians need to subtitle kung fu movies more
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Itll be terrible and 45% slo-mo
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
when you see a guide price of £5k you just gotta scroll through the photos, this one does not disappoint www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...
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Check out this 2 bedroom flat for sale on Rightmove
2 bedroom flat for sale in Flat, 27a Villette Road, Sunderland, Tyne and Wear, SR2 8RH, SR2 for £5,000. Marketed by Town and Country Property Auction, Normanby
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/05/2026
i'm not on bluesky because i want to live in a bubble. i'm on bluesky because i love reading long manifestos about what's wrong with bluesky by people who don't spend enough time here to know someone does this every 10 days.
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Good lad
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Fifa is a bunch of corrupt old goons. As long as the players get paid, the higher ups can go fuck themselves.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:
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Hating AI is good, actually
LinkedIn may be awash with boosters, but shunning AI is the human choice.
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
HEAD OF TEETH
"The products are amazing. I've been using them for years..."
Rylan Clark
Creative Director 
& Head of Teeth
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i gave mine a little hat
A notice addressed to all employees with the subject "Cigarette butts" reads: "Please distinguish your cigarette butt before disposing."
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Fair play. I hope he's getting some good coin. And id be buzzing for him if he never takes a bump again (please dont mate).
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Man is the only animal that plays harmonica professionally
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ive found having a massive shit in the morning helps.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a pair of paleontologists are standing in front of a set of four fossilized dinosaur tracks on the ground in a diamond shape. One paleontologist exclaims, “what a bizarre track formation!” The other replies, “what could it mean?” Panel 2: a deinonychus is playing Dance Dance Revolution on the classic arcade setup in the middle of the Cretaceous period. He is scoring crazy points and his friends, a ceratopsid and spinosaurid are watching excitedly.
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This manosphere shit is poison. As a straight woman, i can confirm this is absolute toilet. A woman who gives a shit about you does not need you to be a particular height or earn a certain amount of coin or have a fucking six pack. I cant believe shit like this is being said, nevermind believed.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Harvey Keitel is 87. Seen here as Qui-Gon Jinn with Willem Dafoe as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Martin Scorsese’s The Phantom Menace.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
All the developers 404 Media talked to were excited to try using LLMs at work at first, or were at least curious about them. Their feelings about the tools, based on their personal experience, are now overwhelmingly negative. AI is rotting their brains www.404media.co/software-dev...
404media.co
Software Developers Say AI Is Rotting Their Brains
“It's making me dumber for sure.”
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Mentioned guinea pigs to my mate on the phone earlier and now THE ALGORITHM is showing me reels of people cleaning their guinea pig's nethers with cotton buds. I dont want this.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A big part of Ted Turner’s legacy is having Rick Steiner feud with Chucky the evil doll in 1998 WCW and having Chucky do a promo on him via video
Rick Steiner in the ring looking at a pre-recorded message from Chucky the evil doll
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Fascist telling a minor to wear makeup
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Nice
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I dont think publically declaring you've noshed on a vagina that is in the 'top 1% of all vaginas' is very normal behaviour. How many fanny microbomes did this bloke test to get these scores... What is fucking happening here...
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Back to work tomorrow...
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Lost In Translation. It's shit and i see folks harp on about how life-changing and meaningful it is, and it regularly pops up in best films of the 2000s and all that Dont get it. Never have.
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Isnt this just Newcastle on a weekend?
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/02/2024
han solo had to express chewbacca's anal glands monthly
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Yesssssss puffins!
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Been out in the countryside for the past 3 days or so. Managed to get a trucker tan and made friends with a very small pony. England is a shithole sometimes but it is also nice sometimes.
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I chatted to Will Kroos at an indie show in February, told him he waa great and asked him if he and Rampage Brown were kicking up the tag team again as they had gone quiet for a couple of shows. NOW i understand his 'im sorry, i cant really say much' response.
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
No one wants thid.
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Juat wanted to see the firth of forth cos he's a massive Genesis fan.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"In the UK we called it 'Boss Cat' because we had a cat food brand called 'Top Cat' which, of course, was problematic for a publicly-funded BBC. However, it was lost on nobody that, whatever it was called, it was basically just Sergeant Bilko with cats, and that is what unites our countries today."
Big King Chick speaking to American cunts in the the House of American Cunts on Sky News now talking about Boss / Top Cat.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Palantir:
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a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is talking in front of a screen that says naughey matthew
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking in front of a screen that says naughey matthew
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evil cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
happy earth day
"who need their globussy ate"
below the text is an image of the globe, or, earth, cross sectioned such that she has what appears to be femme identifying  genitals
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Telling another cowboy to stand down:
A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ive had wonky periods that last longer than that.
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The name of my new Onlyfans account opening 1st June...
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Crosby, Whales, Nash & Young
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This man is an actual fucking nutter. An actual nightmare psychopath. What are we doing giving his company access to all our shit... maddening.
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Wrestling Is Nice @nicewrestling.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The booking agent meeting for every GCW match ever. #JJSBX
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Every gay friend group
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