Reposted by GuffSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026'Deer Placenta' sounds like the opening line for letters to the new Telegraph agony aunt. 1949
Reposted by GuffJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever 2455921191
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I started watching NUFC early in the Keegan managerial era and we may've been nearly-rans on many occasion but fuck me it was brilliant being fan back then. Lovely football, great set of players and a manager who just got what the club and the fans were all about. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comKevin Keegan, Liverpool legend and former Newcastle manager, dies aged 75Kevin Keegan, the former England and Newcastle manager who was a member of Liverpool’s serial champions in the 1970s, has died aged 75 040
Reposted by GuffBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 26/06/2026SHAKESPEAREAN HAIKU Shall I compare thee To a summer’s day? Alright – Thou art very hot. 6692253
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Reposted by GuffFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/05/2026i'm not on bluesky because i want to live in a bubble. i'm on bluesky because i love reading long manifestos about what's wrong with bluesky by people who don't spend enough time here to know someone does this every 10 days. 262428357
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Fifa is a bunch of corrupt old goons. As long as the players get paid, the higher ups can go fuck themselves. 000
Reposted by GuffMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:thehandbasket.coHating AI is good, actuallyLinkedIn may be awash with boosters, but shunning AI is the human choice. 12769331720
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Fair play. I hope he's getting some good coin. And id be buzzing for him if he never takes a bump again (please dont mate). 000
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Ive found having a massive shit in the morning helps. 000
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 13/05/2026This manosphere shit is poison. As a straight woman, i can confirm this is absolute toilet. A woman who gives a shit about you does not need you to be a particular height or earn a certain amount of coin or have a fucking six pack. I cant believe shit like this is being said, nevermind believed. 100
Reposted by GuffTom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Harvey Keitel is 87. Seen here as Qui-Gon Jinn with Willem Dafoe as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Martin Scorsese’s The Phantom Menace. 1198293
Reposted by GuffJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 13/05/2026All the developers 404 Media talked to were excited to try using LLMs at work at first, or were at least curious about them. Their feelings about the tools, based on their personal experience, are now overwhelmingly negative. AI is rotting their brains www.404media.co/software-dev...404media.coSoftware Developers Say AI Is Rotting Their Brains“It's making me dumber for sure.” 271735613
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Mentioned guinea pigs to my mate on the phone earlier and now THE ALGORITHM is showing me reels of people cleaning their guinea pig's nethers with cotton buds. I dont want this. 000
Reposted by GuffBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/05/2026A big part of Ted Turner’s legacy is having Rick Steiner feud with Chucky the evil doll in 1998 WCW and having Chucky do a promo on him via video 1025028
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I dont think publically declaring you've noshed on a vagina that is in the 'top 1% of all vaginas' is very normal behaviour. How many fanny microbomes did this bloke test to get these scores... What is fucking happening here... 000
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Lost In Translation. It's shit and i see folks harp on about how life-changing and meaningful it is, and it regularly pops up in best films of the 2000s and all that Dont get it. Never have. 000
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Been out in the countryside for the past 3 days or so. Managed to get a trucker tan and made friends with a very small pony. England is a shithole sometimes but it is also nice sometimes. 110
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I chatted to Will Kroos at an indie show in February, told him he waa great and asked him if he and Rampage Brown were kicking up the tag team again as they had gone quiet for a couple of shows. NOW i understand his 'im sorry, i cant really say much' response. 100
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Juat wanted to see the firth of forth cos he's a massive Genesis fan. 000
Reposted by Guff👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026"In the UK we called it 'Boss Cat' because we had a cat food brand called 'Top Cat' which, of course, was problematic for a publicly-funded BBC. However, it was lost on nobody that, whatever it was called, it was basically just Sergeant Bilko with cats, and that is what unites our countries today." 5759204
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 23/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking in front of a screen that says naughey matthewALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking in front of a screen that says naughey matthew 000
Reposted by GuffAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Telling another cowboy to stand down: 223283729
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Ive had wonky periods that last longer than that. 000
Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The name of my new Onlyfans account opening 1st June... 000
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Guff @dungareemoustache.bsky.social · 21/04/2026This man is an actual fucking nutter. An actual nightmare psychopath. What are we doing giving his company access to all our shit... maddening. 000
Reposted by GuffWrestling Is Nice @nicewrestling.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The booking agent meeting for every GCW match ever. #JJSBX 1112
Reposted by Guff"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject 21441253
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