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![James Corden admits he "tried for 8 years" to get Rihanna on 'Carpool Karaoke':
"She would always say to me, 'I will when the new album is out,' and then I finished the show before that record came out. I literally would [start the show again, just for a week, if she drops the album]."
Two photos at the bottom of the screenshot depict James Corden, a blonde white man, and Rihanna, a luminous goddess.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tlq3yerm5pjwqcnk3zaqwwll/bafkreih4jnwormb36hteekl5g2dxxsqct7ox4nqn43g22p4hd5exthbb2y)
