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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr

@mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social
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🚫 FB due to no trust in how it's run 🚫Twitter due to you know why Threads destroyed itself by calling me a robot/refused to let me log in. Now we're here Retired vet ♿ 🚫 MAGA 🚫Vanity profiles NSFW accounts get insta🚫 🌊

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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 1h
Postmates: Did you know Coldstone is a 12 min delivery for you? Me: Don't tempt me satan!
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 1h
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 3h
Wow..Krull is on right now.
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Krull Krullzii
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 4h
Made this today to call out the liar memes that are bullshit. #memes #meme #buddy
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 4h
HAHAHA guy alluded that people don't like Tom Cruise due to all the MCU movies. HAHAHAHA Waitaminute.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Snoopy Laughing While Reading
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 6h
Me in the bathroom: What the hell is that intermittent beeping? Also me: Oh yeah. It's my own microwave telling me the Cajun Mac & cheese is done.
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Microwave Intensifies Meme
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 7h
Ableist religious nut on here says we can avoid speed bumps in the road by biking. You suck. No..I can't. And being in a transport van in a wheelchair with spinal pain, speed bumps are hell. Thank you for not understanding the ♿ issues we have to deal with. (sarc)
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 7h
I think I have to uninstall a few games. Even though I have a 4TB SSD, too many are installed for my taste.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 7h
Startale: Odyssey One trailer. Appears you are leaving Earth due to "we wrecked it" and enroute to another planet, your ship got diverted while in cryo. Something changed the ship environment and now it's infested. F2P on Steam? Wow #gamers #gaming #FPS #space #shooter youtu.be/vod-B3cARCA?...
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NEW HD Trailer STAR TALE: Odyssey One
YouTube video by Jose Antonio Cuesta
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 8h
Definitely moving out when my lease is up in Feb. Apt managers told everyone to put their fire extinguishers in the hallway so they can be inspected. No one came. I emailed them. They said someone would come by the next day. No one came. The inspection card hasn't been done in 2 yrs.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 8h
Don't follow me until you READ THE BIO. Just blocked a new follower who's a kink/NSFW person.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 8h
I remember long ago, I went to Costco with a friend who was a member. Back then it was all bulk. I ❤️ the prices but had to remind them that I'm single. Nothing I buy needs to be in bulk. Now ANYONE can shop there using the delivery apps & they have smaller, single items like this..& I want it.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 8h
@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 8h
I sometimes forget that other people don't use free ad blockers and I post youtube links where the vids show the WORST ads before you can see the game trailer or hear the song. That's on you though.
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Leslie Meyers: Every time you block us, we get smarter
ALT: Leslie Meyers: Every time you block us, we get smarter
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 10h
The pilot made a joke that Israel could have beaten Ireland in football and that's all it took. (bad jokes)
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 11h
Work rant: My new boss sent out a mass email to many people that they didn't run by me first so I could say, "Make sure you also ask for THIS info because I will need that to put in the system." Now I'm spending my morning replying ALL and adding "Please also include this info so I can do my job".
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Ted: Let's Do This Right Quote
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 20h
@ Eric Schmitt
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 20h
Stayed up to watch one of my fav movies for the 20th time. The ending is so worth it. youtu.be/0dt523AHZWY?...
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SPONTANEOUS | Official Trailer | Paramount Movies
YouTube video by Paramount Movies
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 22h
Coyote vs Acme is available for rent...I might wait for the weekend though.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 22h
8pm cheesecake hits right.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just thought you should know...There's a Kirby fleshlight.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesterday I ordered a spicy chicken cheese steak. They sent me a sub style bun with fried chicken patties cut up in it. That is NOT a cheese steak. An di see no cheese. It's chicken mayo and lettuce.
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Neil Patrick Harris Makes a Sad Face
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone mentioned red balloons and now I'm listening to 99 Luftballons. That's how it works. youtu.be/hiwgOWo7mDc?...
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NENA | 99 Red Balloons [1984] (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by NENA
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw someone complain that Beyond Beef is gone? You must not know of ALL the other fake meats out there that I see all the time being advertised. You work for the Beyond Meat company. Don't you? FYI: It's not gone..It was just rebranded. They removed the word "meat". The horror. (sarc)
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The Audacity Grinch Meme
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw an article saying how small the numbers are of actual cybertruck sales were (plus many were returned) and then I see a post saying "I flipped off 3 cybertrucks today". Ok..did you drive by a Tesla car lot? I call bullshit.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I already have a cellphone and PC that tracks a ton of data that's misused by Samsung/Google/Amazon etc. No..I do not need 5 more items that track everything I look at with glasses, my food usage in a fridge, my exercise patterns, my cat's shitting schedule and more.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Live your life so that people don't think that your pseudonym online is hiding the fact that you raped a woman in college and got away with it. Have I ever SAID something I regretted as a kid, teen or young adult? Sure. Have I ever raped a girl? FUCK NO That's a choice they made to be evil.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I listen to the Singers & Swing station channel so I have music playing while I work and wow..some of these songs are just continuous trumpets blaring and screeching LOUDLY. My brain can't take it.
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Loud Noises Meme
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PainQuil PM (Cherry) is the same damn thing as ZZZQuil plus pain med added (Black Cherry). Same medicine doses and same size bottle. Different flavors. One is cheaper than the other.
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Pam: They're The Same Picture - The Office
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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 29/09/2026
Maria Bamford is one of my favorite comics. Can’t wait to see this. youtu.be/36ZEt48kU7k?...
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Paralyzed by Hope: The Maria Bamford Story | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The 70s...🎃👻🍂👹 Yeeeahh...black face would not go over well today. Just buy a ski mask. 😂
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss going to Safeway/Giant and they had those fudgy cookies in the deli area. Kind of like this but a little crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. I can't find them at any deli sections.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My step-brother carpeted a spool in shag carpet and used it as a table. 1970's life.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Mom had one of these hot oil lamps 1970's life
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coming in the mail and I can't wait to make some of these curries.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just learned there's a Kenny's Sub shop near me. OMG I miss that Americanized Chinese food and chicken steak/cheese subs. It's like drunk food all day long. Too bad they listed no Faygo or Rock Creek sodas. I swear they all had those. Ordered enough food for tonight and tomorrow.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listening to A Perfect Circle - The Noose. "I'm more than just a little curious how you're planning to go about making your amends to the dead." Looking at politicians and military killing innocents.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still kind of laugh about the time I told a guy that coffee in kcups is instant coffee and the machine isn't even needed so he opened one and dumped it in his cup of hot water. It was actual grounds. I know..it was a bad joke but he learned.
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I Think We All Learned Something Today Kenny Mccormick
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Woke up. Checked social media.. "Someone dropped a steamer in the gene pool" youtu.be/oO6wj41jUPo?...
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Idiots Are Taking Over
YouTube video by NOFX - Topic
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Installing Silent Hill: Townfall I'll give it a try Mixed reviews #gamers #gaming #horror
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Steam: Fatekeeper on your wishlist in on sale! Me: It's still being sold long after its release date as "early access". Soooo NOPE. I will not pay YOU to be your guinea pig. #gamers #gaming #RPG
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've had one of those days where my body is quitting on me. 3X today I've dropped either a remote control sending part & batteries all over the place I had to try to pick up from the 🦽 or in the kitchen I dropped food & had to use tongs to grab it. Now I dropped a soda..then tried to open it.
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Dimpson
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember that Family Guy episode that's a flashback to the 70s and they all have huge disco collars on their shirts? Steve Miller Band..1977.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The day or night he dies and the street is fill with people yelling and partying, I'll be like Scrooge sticking my head out asking "What's going on?" and they'll say, "He's dead" and I'll say, "Thank you!" and give them an ice coffee for passing the good news.
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love how people ignore the fact that both Cassian Andor and Ahsoka Tano both got innocents killed and everyone was like, "Oh well. They are a part of the Resistance so it's ok."
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hahaha how to know some website got hacked and/or gave out your email address. I got signed up for some Crone's Disease email group.
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Monty Python Spam Sketch
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amazon claims they never got any of my packages back ($400+) yet I received a missed call from Amazon about 2-3 weeks before I started enquiring about my missing packages. The apt complex claims they returned them to Amazon yet can't provide the return receipts Amazon says they should have.
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Matt Murdock in She-Hulk Court Scene
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
VMA music awards can fuck off. Snoop Dog? Really?
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MrFuzzyFart♿...Jr @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop posting that article about Stallone. He's a piece of shit.
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