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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 58m
Gabby Williams: "What up George Lucas? That's pretty cool!"
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 3h
Congrats to the Graham Platner assholes. You muddied the waters with women voters and wasted everyone's time, attention, and money in the primary.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 1h
All in on pre-election bribes only to steal from all these same people immediately afterwards
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 2h
The NY Times says it’s “not clear“ why Trump is using taxpayer funds and not money from his super PAC for his self-glorifying ads. But it’s clear to me. It’s because HE‘S A CROOK.
It was not clear why taxpayer funds, and not money from the super PAC, were used for the spots.
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Julia D @juliadassin.bsky.social · 2h
“According to colleagues, Taylor is immersed in the technology and its implications, bringing expertise as a Turnbull-era cybersecurity minister and a former management consultant.” Again no. I worked with Angus for 15 long months. He’s very like a LLM. Extremely confident, often completely wrong.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2h
tbh i think this is a real possibility, particularly with the name brand models
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 2h
Imagine Depeche Mode singing this to the tune of Personal Jesus
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 2h
on the subtle art of campaign management
Screenshot from tumblr. User "mangonetics" posts "ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em"

user "supreme-leader-stoat" replies "On it, boss!"

and then later replies "Bad news, boss!"
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 5h
Each election year, the U.S. Postal Service (USPS) takes extra steps to ensure ballots sent through the mail arrive at election offices on time. This year, it’s delaying those efforts. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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USPS pushes back measures that ensure mail ballots arrive on time
“The shorter timeframe is noteworthy and I don’t know why they’re doing this,” Steve Hutkins, who writes for Save the Post Office, told Democracy Docket.
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Holly 🇨🇦 @toomanyhollys.bsky.social · 5h
Hard no. The red handprint across the mouth is specific to the Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Relatives movement. This is theirs. We can easily find another symbol that doesn’t already have great importance.
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Sam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social · 17h
More confirmation that the Trump Administration is staying underground with its anti-abortion plans until after the midterms. www.washingtonsun.com/campaigns/ab...
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White House Officials Told the DOJ to Delay Action on Abortion Ahead of the Midterms
Attorney General Todd Blanche has moved slowly in abortion pill litigation and department officials have told advocates to wait until after the election.
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 01/10/2026
They were cooking with this anthropomorphization
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16h
Palantir shifting from hiring only "Ivy or Ivy-equivalent" degrees to hiring only out of high school is an admission that "training" and "talent" were never factors at all. They were looking for packaging & prestige, and now they're looking for ignorance & impressionability.
Tech companies launching their own programs to train grads because they ‘can’t rely’ on Ivy Leagues
By Lydia Moynihan
Published Oct. 1, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ETAs the university system increasingly becomes a wildly expensive bastion of anti-Western sentiment, key figures in Silicon Valley are betting on alternatives to higher education. They argue that even the Ivy League is no longer producing the best candidates — nor are they even accepting some of the most qualified students.

“It used to be the case that you could rely on somebody who went to an Ivy or Ivy-equivalent to be top notch,” said Jordan Hirsch, who runs Palantir’s semester-long intensive Meritocracy Fellowship, which accepts high school graduates.“But that’s not the case anymore… we suspected that there was a lot of talent being missed.”
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 7h
talked about this before and again, i'm speaking as a third generation journeyman trades worker, but working in trades is not something that any of the people who write these pieces, or honestly most of you, respect at all. It's perceived as something you do when all the "good" options are gone.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 5h
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Garthmarenghi Darkplace
ALT: Garthmarenghi Darkplace
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Shadow Docket Haunted House @nicoleoking.bsky.social · 6h
It was ghoulish enough when the Uvalde shooter could BOPIS an AR-15 and pay for it using whatever version of Klarna but for Guns he used. Now they want to give every maladjusted asshole on the internet the ability to buy a gun without leaving the house.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 7h
Soon you could buy a gun online and have it shipped to your door without ever setting foot in a gun store—if a Trump administration proposal is finalized. Donald Trump Jr. is a shareholder and board member of a company that says it’s “uniquely positioned” to capitalize on the opportunity.
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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 8h
In the five years I reported my book, there was a palpable increase in outward expressions of misogyny among law enforcement. For example, this interaction. I think misogyny is an under-reported radicalization problem. The one thing militias, 2A groups, Claremont agree on is women are bitches.
he told me he was called to one domestic violence incident where he gave a man a cigarette to calm him down and avoid a violent encounter. In another tale, Leaf had successfully proven that a young woman’s accusation of domestic violence was untrue. The accused man avoided arrest.
“Did you arrest the woman?” I asked.
“Oh yes,” he said, “I charged her with a felony. Because she lied.”
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12h
I think this is pretty inarguably true
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 13h
Unless you like personally know someone in Gaza it is at the very best negligent to give money to anyone/thing that isn’t a large and well-organized charity/NGO like World Central Kitchen, UNICEF, or Islamic Relief This has been true since the war started
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hmmm, wonder what's going on over at the other place? Oh. Oh my.
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Shadow Docket Haunted House @nicoleoking.bsky.social · 13h
So, question: is Tish James incredibly tall, or is Kathy Hochul just pocket-sized?
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 19h
I don't care if Monday's coo, Tuesday's coo, Wednesday coo, Thursday yes, I'm going to coo - it's Friday, I'm a dove.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14h
not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 14h
this is a good thread by Ben. I'll boil it all down to one thing: labor demand has been low. It's likely bottomed, but isn't rising quickly...yet. Without stronger labor demand, openings are low, so hires are low, so quits are low, so fewer wages are set at the market rate, so wage growth is slow.
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superintendent: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
A MEMO THAT MAKES CLEAR IT IS LAWFUL FOR YOU TO JUST KILL PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THERE ARE DRUGS ON THE SAME BOAT?

Principal Skinner: yes

superintendent: May I see it?

Principal: no
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 15h
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 14h
Truly, I already knew intellectually that medical emergency exceptions to abortion bans are useless, but Tierra Walker's case was ... painfully demonstrative ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
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Tierra Walker’s Death Was Preventable. The Conservative Legal Movement Made It Predictable
Republican politicians have made Texas doctors increasingly afraid to provide lifesaving abortion care.
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah so if a president liquidates a government entity created in legislaiton passed by Congress & funded by congressional appropriations that's super-duper unconstitutional. In normal times he'd be impeached by close of business that day.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 17h
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 14h
Whoever recruited a genuine Tejano star to run for the House in Texas should run the DNC
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Margo Gontar @margogontar.bsky.social · 17h
Ukrainians joking they need now to buy a boat to get from the left bank of Kyiv to the right after Russian drone bombed the Kyiv metro bridge that connects them . Friday in Kyiv .
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Flipturns 🏊‍♀️ 📷 🦋 @flipturns.bsky.social · 18h
Trump never misses a chance to knock people down when they are down. Source: NPR share.google/QCWahAtxfa5f...
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Trump administration reverses stance on integration of people with disabilities
Disability rights advocates are angered by the latest reversal but are rallying behind proposed legislation and working with states to strengthen protections for community integration.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s going to use nukes before it’s all over. People need to wake up
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Under Secretary Hegseth’s new plan, servicemen with low blood alcohol levels will be required to undergo vodka replacement therapy.
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Dinosaur Bob @dinosaurbob.bsky.social · 22h
I cannot stress enough how much the GW remanent of the Republican party of TX HAAAAATTTTEEESSS Paxton. They’re especially mad that this embarrassment functionally ended John Cornyn’s political career.
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there was nothing better than seeing a "i am a black woman and i love the gop" reply and then finding out it was a white dude state senator from indiana
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 23h
You get to dunk on them SO much. It’s glorious. Just year after year of Michael Jordan windmills and then if you’ve done it right, one day they ether your entire soul out of your body with an offhand quip they made up over Discord with their friends
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 23h
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 23h
Depression Quest (if you know you know)
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we used to have album covers
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politiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apropos of a discussion I was having earlier vis a vis this fuckwad's electability
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 02/10/2026
Passed 500/1000 copies sold this week, Bluesky really does sell books
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Average bluesky comment I’ll get is: “how can Republicans in a place where Trump won by double digits and has no voters in living memory that had a Democrat representative still be supporting the Republican candidate. Im from New York City btw” Crazy i know but conservatives exist
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ScubaSuzyQ💙🦋 @susanmcgraw88.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Immediate action must be taken- of the police in charge, officer(s) DA’s office- all responsible for the report- Cornell University- all 7 rapists- Crime hidden! #ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #USDemocracy Cornell Police Report Omitted Student’s Claim She Was Raped www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n...
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Statement Written by Police in Cornell Assault Case Omitted Her Claim She Was Raped
Documents obtained by The New York Times show that the campus police at Cornell University sent a condensed statement to a prosecutor, who then declined to bring charges.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve read this book thrice (THE DUKE AT HAZARD by @kjcharleswriter.com) and the opener makes me cackle out loud every time
Vernon Fortescue Cassian George de Vere Crosse, the fourth Duke of Severn, the Earl of Harmsford, Baron Crosse of Wotton, and Baron Vere walked into an inn. They were all the same man.
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 02/10/2026
Whew lad that squirrel account really is just a straight-up Nazi.
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