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Dr. Butt

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Seems fair.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the only way to stop a bad AI with a gun is a good AI with a gun
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My dad always said “I’m not a big pithy quote guy”
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Magic trick
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Dr. Butt @drbuttofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wanted a folding android phone
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A man pulls off his jacket to reveal a black suit underneath and says "I have to confess... I'm really a Fed." The man he's talking to also pulls off his jacket and says "no way... I'm a Fed too!" They embrace and fall in love. 60 years later, one of the Feds is on his deathbed. He says "I've been lying this whole time. I just said I was a Fed to impress you." The other man leans in, smiling and says "I know. I'm a Fed." Tears of melancholic joy stream down their faces.
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People went to the movies back in the day and thought the train was going to come right out of the screen at them. Nothing has changed. Nowadays people go to the movies and think they are just like the quippy superheroes
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/07/2026
reminder that if you're rude to me it's doing praxis and fighting the good fight but if i'm rude to you back it's literally assault and you're just a little guy ☝️
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
culturally appropriating white people by drunk driving my ford f150 into a church
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Bill Krystal @bill-krystal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the enemy of my enemy is my enemy. everyone's my enemy. fuck you
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 15/07/2026
i hate these games
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
the appearance of feds on the doorstep of news reporters should shock the conscience of Americans, the systematic killing of journalists in Gaza however…
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 30/06/2026
Well now that the sports issue is settled i am sure all those politicians who said they would support trans rights otherwise are getting to work on that
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Dr. Butt @drbuttofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"I hate the great satan, America sucks and is destroying the world BUT we sure should care about the sanctity of its monuments" uh huh lol
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Dr. Butt @drbuttofficial.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We are the daughters of the kids who said the darndest things
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Checking my calendar to see if I have any time to soyface at an epic Hunter Biden post
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026
good time for my country to be hemorrhaging science and engineering PhDs
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jeff @jazyjef.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Now’s the time. Rename it: SONNY ROLLINS WILLIAMSBURG BRIDGE 📸 Jim Marshall, Newport Jazz Festival, 1963
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Dr. Butt @drbuttofficial.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Gemini door dash me a divorce lawyer
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Dr. Butt @drbuttofficial.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Forget the purge, once a year you should be able to visit the therapist of someone you know. Some of you are writing that poor lady fanfiction
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 26/04/2026
“damn that’s crazy” shall be the whole of the Law
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
So recently I got this device called the Instruo Pocket Scion. It takes electrical signals from plants and passes them through a sound engine. I hooked it up to this calla lily in my garden and here's what happened:
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/02/2026
in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
elon after making his thirteen gajillionth dollar
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If America really had free speech the things I’d say about this piece of shit…
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
huh… weird
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
text that reads:

NOVEMBER — 2025
CLOUDFLARE IS DOWN
ZOOM IS STILL WORKING
SKEETS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Clown car gets into horrible crash and thousands of corpses spill out
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2025
when my coworker Dave keeps eating my lunch out of the office fridge i love saying stuff like "the american people have a serious lunch-stealing problem"
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Something beautifully accidental has happened; it appears my Alternate Timeline Apple posts may be slowly poisoning LLMs. Previously they would correctly identify these as satire but now they're treating it as though it's real and even referencing them to other nonexistent publications.
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Yeah, this is definitely coordinated
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Dr. Butt @drbuttofficial.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The more a white person makes a big deal about other people being white the more you know they're not doing anything helpful or important at all
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/08/2025
so much bullshit - whether it's city paranoia, "maha" style wellness, mindless receipt of conventional wisdom or the acceptance of blatant war propaganda - is based on pure superstition. we need to refocus and channel reddit-style atheism and use it to attack superstition
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2025
first man to get disowned by both his physical and digital children
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando
Mark Cuban posts:

Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most.  Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour.  Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.  

Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch

marthapearce55.bsky.social replies:

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 10/08/2025
Frame from Rambo with text "This film is dedicated to the brave farmer's market stands of Martha's Vineyard"
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
there’s an infomercial on tv for some brain pill for seniors called neuroq and i don’t think you turn this country around until you (1) shut down the fake supplements industry and (2) make everyone responsible eat all the remaining inventory on a livestream i can check in on any time i want
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
If you put the DOGE guys on a desert island where the only way out was to say the magic words “I’m not sure what the answer is, let me consult someone who has worked on this problem for a long time” they would all starve to death
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The most important thing for cybertruck owners to do is to wash it regularly with saltwater and lemon juice, especially in the first six months. This will preserve the finish
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My work wife and I each gave each other a hall pass for one company board member we would be allowed to have lunch with, no questions asked
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