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Nathania Johnson

@nljwashere.bsky.social
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Embroiderer. Raleigh, NC. She/her.

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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd like to propose the following ad bans for the sport of baseball: 1) No ads during play. Yes, including in between batters. 2) No political campaign ads. 3) No prediction market ads.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is funny bc AI will tell you that masks work because it was trained on medical data. And that data was collected by humans who conducted the research. Of course, if they decide to poison the results bc of pressure by the Trump administration, that's another story. But atm they say masks work.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These are two "AI news jokes" accounts. Comedy is safe. The only thing funny here is how bad these jokes are.
A bluesky post with a reply. Original post.
Account: Gary Threebee @ai-news-jokes.bsky.social

(blue text, trending topic) MLB wild card series begins

Post content:

This must be trending because everyone's suddenly interested in baseball when their kids are finally getting good enough to beat them.

Reply post:
Account: Gertrude Llamaway @i-rate-news-jokes.bsky.social

(ten stars, 5 filled in, 5 empty to indicate the rating of 5 out of 10 stars)

Post content: A grudging admission that even the author's kids can't mess up baseball enough to be entertaining
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turned out what I thought were going to be blazing star plants were instead these sunflowers. Now it makes sense why they grew so tall before blooming.
A bunch of sunflower plants. They don't look like what people typically think of as a sunflower. They're yellow but the blooms are much smaller and the center is also much smaller proportionally to the petals. This is a patch of them that has sort of grown up as a bunch.The sunflower patch zoomed in a tad so one of the blooms in the bunch is more visible. The shape and size is more like a black eyed susan, except the middle is brown.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really wish the MLB and WNBA would coordinate their post season so that play is on different days.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let me look around here for my surprised face. I know I put it somewhere.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shopping for jigsaw puzzles: tons of AI "art" Shopping for 3d print files: tons of AI "designs" Harder to find actual art that is good and human made.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dragging my ass to vote for a moderate this fall bc this is true.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: Cleveland is the US's most underrated city. More people should visit and appreciate its many charms. Taylor Swift: I plan to release a song named "Cleveland!" and also I just bought a huge mansion on Lake Erie Me: NOT LIKE THAT
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Karen Pleass, contemporary Irish textile artist #womensart #Autumn
Pictorial textile artwork featuring a landscape with a central small white house among hills in purples and blues
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Too many free trials limit the features you're allowed to try. Which defeats the point.
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tapestry created by women artisans of the Otomi, Mexico (artist makers names unknown) #WomensArt
Long rectangular embroidery on cream cloth featuring images of a bird, rabbit and plants with blossoms in stripes and bright colours
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Back to the ENT yesterday, left ear cleared up. Right ear still has too much negative pressure, though not as bad as before. The other matter that popped up - I'll just put it under the general umbrella of perimenopause. Various treatment options all have different side effects.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Democrats are running non-trauma informed ads down here. I hate it when they use violence against women only as a pawn to win votes. Yes, they'll be better than Republicans, but yes the candidates running these ads will be status quo Democrats who won't actually change much for women.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This might heal me or whatever the kids are saying these days.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look it is finally not above 85 degrees around here. It is a glorious 62F (16C) and we're getting a break from the relentless hot sunshine. We are all Mr Autumn around here today.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Famously people from Portland never demand their rights
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Steven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rs who previously espoused free markets now backing price controls, diesel embargoes, ending wars, government ownership stakes in tech companies, massive tariffs and inflationary give everybody-a-$5,000-check-but-only-if-we-win policies right before an election.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 22/09/2026
We were raised to treat spelling mistakes and bad grammar as a sign of a lack of intelligence but in 2026 the absolute worst, most thoughtless content is LLM-written posts with perfect grammar and spelling
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I forgot I wrote this
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some Ohio people are finding themselves in the odd position of rooting for Detroit, to beat the White Sox, which will help the Cleveland Guardians. Ohioans rooting for Michigan. I love baseball.
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Started an Instagram for my baseball scorekeeping adventures: www.instagram.com/caughtscoring/
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm finding out way too much for someone who fucks around so little
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fucketyfucketyfuckfuckfuck´ by Annie Taylor from PEG - the Profanity Embroidery Group, Whitstable, UK, known for their stitching and swearing #WomensArt #FridayFeeling
Embroidery featuring two perched cute  blue birds among pink flowers surrounded by the embroidered text of the title
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New game in the Animal Crossing franchise. I ride this roller coaster of hope + disappointment 2-3 times/year. Animal Crossing New Horizons, the most recent of iteration released in 2020, sold 50 million copies and is Nintendo's 5th top selling game. My desire for a new game is not illogical.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sure Trump and the Republicans are actively eroding voting rights for the midterms. But the incessant Democratic ads for the NC senate race during sports are eroding my sanity.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'll take the intelligence part of AI more seriously when it can keep incorrect products out of ebay categories. Crop tops aren't tunics.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They should invent a remote control I can't lose.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Weird Al warned us we'd have to get Tacky.
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Andromeda @ulveheksa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry

1. How much poison are you willing to eat for the success of the free market and global trade?
Please name your preferred poisons.

2. For the sake of goodness, how much evil are you willing to do?
Fill in the following blanks with the names of your favorite evils and acts of hatred.

3. What sacrifices are you prepared to make for culture and civilization? Please list the monuments, shrines, and works of art you would most willingly destroy.

4. In the name of patriotism and the flag, how much of our beloved land are you willing to desecrate? List in the following spaces the mountains, rivers, towns, farms you could most readily do without.

5. State briefly the ideas, ideals, or hopes, the energy sources, the kinds of security, for which you would kill a child. Name, please, the children whom you would be willing to kill.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A really great read for anyone who likes to spend time in the great outdoors.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cough finally gone. Ears cleared up a tad. Unfortunately another matter has popped up that's too TMI for me to discuss at the moment. This body is exhausting me. Hoping to clear all of this up in time to enjoy the autumn.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pretending it's the year two thousand and nineteen while I watch this Wawrinka - Berrettini match. #usopen #firstround #tennis
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People who think only the left are anti-AI have no idea what they're talking about.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I had to read the notification on my smart watch twice.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Best account on this site.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Still sick. I saw the ENT. Have to give it until 12 weeks b/c something like 80% of cases clear up on their own by then. Prednisone could help but I can't take it bc I have (symptomless) CSCR in one of my eyes (also supposed to clear up on its own.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wondering the ages of those who see a z instead of the cursive lowercase r.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Happy Solar Eclipse day. Here's a timelapse from 2024. It's of me and my husband Josh at the Sandusky, Ohio KOA campground where we got to observed totality and photograph it. This is on an Insta360, so you'll see the sky grow dark but not really the eclipse itself.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There is a pigeon casually walking behind home plate at the Guardians-White Sox game.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Phillies - Blue Jays going to the 12th inning. #baseball
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Scored tonight's WPBL game between the San Francisco Fireballs and the Los Angeles Queens. #baseball #baseballscoring #womensbaseball
Baseball scoring sheets in front of a tv with the end of the game on.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I have a bunch of what I hoped were blazing star plants that keep growing taller but aren't blooming. 🤷‍♀️
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think it's important to state: trans women belong in women's sports. **And it's okay for them to win.**
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Go ahead and get on estrogen. Let's see how long you last.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love whatever this is.
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Went to take the trash bin to the street for tomorrow's pickup and there was a toad hiding underneath.
Toad on dirt
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
One of 4 connected smoke detectors is upset. They all have fresh batteries and there's no fire. And it decided to do this at 10:30pm on Sunday night.
static.klipy.com
Phoebe Buffay and the Smoke Detector
ALT: Phoebe Buffay and the Smoke Detector
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Nathania Johnson @nljwashere.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Last night was the inaugural game of the Womens Professional Baseball League. The rollout of this league has been a mess. But the game was pretty interesting. New York went ahead early but Los Angeles came from behind to win it in the last inning, which, similar to softball, was the 7th.
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