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Michi

@nekomichi.bsky.social
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Interdimensional time traveller, showing the world cursed tech products from alternate timelines.

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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been working on a new video, but you'll have to wait until next month to find out. Hint: It's not a modding tutorial.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Nice costume, but it isn't Halloween yet" "Thanks! It's not a costume though" "..."
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Say hello to the all-new Mac nano, powered by M6 and M6 Pro while 40% smaller than the Mac mini. #AlternateTimelineApple (actually a custom vinyl skin I made for the Apple TV)
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Celestial Witch's Night Walk Combination of astrophotography, studio photography, and modelling
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
GAH! #AlternateTimelineTech
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Did you know? iOS 27 lets you delete the Dynamic Island as well as rearrange status bar elements. #AlternateTimelineApple
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I made custom vinyl decals that make a 2021 MacBook Pro look like an early 2000s titanium PowerBook G4.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Help, what's wrong with my Game Boy?
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In an alternate timeline, after the mandated rollout of Chat Control messaging apps started implementing multi-stage read receipts that indicate when messages have been scanned and approved before being read by the recipient. #AlternateTimelineTech
A mockup screenshot of a chat app, showing three sent messages. One has a grey read receipt icon indicating that it has been received by the server. One has an orange read receipt icon indicating that it has been scanned by Chat Control and approved to be forwarded to the recipient. One has a blue read receipt icon indicating that it has been read by the recipient.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In an alternate timeline, Apple also retroactively increased the price of iPods by $200. #AlternateTimelineApple
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That's the last time I ever buy a UK-region Game Boy Camera... #AlternateTimelineNintendo
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
In an alternate timeline, watchOS 27 adds Offensive Gesture Detection which uses the accelerometer and gyroscope with machine learning to detect if the user is making offensive gestures and will automatically take the necessary corrective actions. #AlternateTimelineApple #WWDC26
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Broke: Modding your 3DS to charge off USB C Woke: Modding your 3DS to charge off Thunderbolt for no added benefit at all
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Salutations to those who observe World Goth Day.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So I managed to get PictoChat working through an emulator...
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Made some new friends while exploring the woods
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Playing Zelda Minish Cap while taking a walk in the woods is truly a vibe.
A handheld games console with The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap gameplay displayed on the screen. It is resting on the floor of a forest while characters from the game are stood around it.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"Hatsune Miku confessed to Agent 47 but was rejected and fell into a deep sadness before being cured by playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby" was not a sentence I thought I'd ever say and yet here we are.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
In 2009, Apple experimented with an iPod built for mobile gaming with a second Click Wheel used for control inputs. It was canned after an engineer showed Jobs and he struggled to complete a game of Tetris due to Click Wheel drift. #AlternateTimelineApple
A prototype iPod nano 5th generation with a secondary Click Wheel above the screen with directional arrows similar to a game controller. On the screen is a stillframe from Resident Evil 4 Mobile Edition.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Experience survival horror the way it was meant to be played - through a supermarket barcode scanner with the gun mapped to a 1D barcode.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If you thought Insanity Mode was bad, here's Resident Evil Requiem being played through a Nintendo 3DS.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
When work doesn't allow smartphones, but doesn't say anything about using iPods...
An iPod 4th generation playing "Through the Darkness" from the Resident Evil Requiem soundtrack. In the background is a micropipette and various tubes and bottles labelled "ELPIS" and "V-JOLT".
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In an alternate timeline, a Windows 11 update bricked millions of PCs after it migrated system32 to OneDrive without permission and then shipped a faulty network driver. #AlternateTimelineMicrosoft
A Lenovo ThinkPad E480 displaying a blue Windows error screen. The error mentions that the PC failed to start because it cannot locate files needed by Windows.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The MacBook Neo was originally planned to accompany the MacBook and the MacBook Pro in 2006 as a 12-inch entry model, however the processor limitations resulted it being shelved. That is, until 20 years later when Apple Silicon finally made it possible. #AlternateTimelineApple
A 12-inch DVTa-stage prototype polycarbonate MacBook Neo from the year 2006. It is running OS X Tiger 10.4.6 beta 4 with a 1.5GHz Intel Core Duo processor and 512MB of DDR2 RAM.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If you thought a Mac with 8GB of memory doing professional creative content editing was impressive, here's a Mac with 0.5GB RAM editing 42MP photos taken on a camera 15 years newer than itself.
A 2002 PowerBook G4 with 512 megabytes of RAM editing 42 megapixel photographs taken on a Sony A7R III.
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f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
vote in 30 minutes, if you haven’t called this is the best time to do it, make them feel the pressure or say goodbye to privacy in the eu pretty much indefinitely
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
In an alternate timeline, Apple brands their products like Sony and Sony brands their products like Apple. #AlternateTimelineApple #AlternateTimelineSony
Two screenshots showing an Apple product page advertising the "IEM-APP-A3122 Mk III" compared to a Sony product page advertising the "LiteBuds 6".
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Just bought the new game, but something feels off...?
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Are you serious?! #AlternateTimelineNintendo
A Nintendo DS attempting to access the PictoChat software. An error message is displayed, showing the text "In order to use PictoChat, you must first verify your age", with the three options "Submit photo ID", "Estimate from selfie", and "Cancel".
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Just realised OneRepublic's Counting Stars fits almost perfectly with Smile's Butterfly and I don't know what to do with this information.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Had a dream where in an alternate timeline instead of race horses we had anthropomorphic CompactFlash cards and hard drives competing at read/write speeds and it was called UDMAmusume: Pretty Memory. #AlternateTimelineTech
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Desperate times truly call for desperate measures, huh... #AlternateTimelineTech
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I got roasted by my camera's metadata for being broke and using a slower SD card...
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Due to rising NAND prices, Apple takes inspiration from the original MacBook Air and ships the M5 generation of MacBooks with iPod hard drives instead of SSDs. Despite the slower speeds, they earned improved iFixit scores due to the better repairability. #AlternateTimelineApple
A disassembled 16-inch M5 Max MacBook Pro with no NAND packages on the main board and two of the battery cells replaced with 1.8" iPod hard drives.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
real ones only use iMacs
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Take back ownership of your music. #OwnYourMusic #iPod
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Recently stumbled upon the genre of Victorian-era spirit photography and tried to replicate the visual style using modern digital methods.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Just saw this in an alternate timeline. #AlternateTimelineApple #AlternateTimelineThinkPad
Two side-by-side mocked-up Reddit screenshots. On the left shows a 2012 MacBook Pro precariously sitting on a wet stone floor outdoors in the rain with a power bank plugged in and a wireless mouse and gamepad, running Ubuntu Linux. On the right is a ThinkPad set on top of a microfibre cloth with a silicone keyboard dust cover, incorrectly installed. Beside it are a pair of fine-haired makeup brushes and some disposable gloves.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My new favourite thing is to take portraits and then edit them to loosely resemble daguerreotype or ferrotype images from the 1800s.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
LLMs are starting to mistake my photoshoot edits for actual historical images and it's kinda funny. This was shot with a modern digital camera with the subject edited onto a screenshot background from a video game, then edited in Photoshop.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
❌ Using AI to dub my videos ✅ Attempting to dub my own videos after five minutes of Duolingo and Google Translate
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
In an alternate timeline, Microsoft rebrands Word, Excel, Powerpoint to Copilot Word, Copilot Excel, and Copilot Powerpoint. They also deprecate the previous UI in favour of Copilot prompting, which becomes the only way to interact with your document. #AlternateTimelineMicrosoft
A satirical concept design for Copilot 365 Excel, which removes the original Microsoft user interface and makes it so that the user can only edit their document through Copilot prompting.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Bonus image. #AlternateTimelineMicrosoft
A mockup of a Windows/CopilotOS installation screen with a message that reads "Support for Windows 11 has ended. In order to protect you from external threats, we have encrypted your PC's hard drive. In order to regain access to your files, you must update to the latest version of CopilotOS. Failure to do so will result in permanent deletion." Below the text is a countdown timer.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
In an alternate timeline, Microsoft rebrands Windows 12 to CopilotOS and boasts a 700-million user increase in Copilot adoption. #AlternateTimelineMicrosoft
A ThinkPad E480 with a Microsoft installation screen titled "It's time to upgrade your PC to CopilotOS". The user's only options are to either install the operating system or shut down the machine.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I don't think I've ever seen an emerging technology that's driven CEOs from multiple companies to come out in public and ask people to stop saying mean things about it.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The original MacBook Pro was unveiled on January 10th 2006, exactly 20 years ago from today.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
In an alternate timeline, Apple made the MacBook Pro with a translucent back plate, similar to the iBook G3. #AlternateTimelineApple
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I was playing Ocarina of Time when this eerie chanting began in the music and then stopped abruptly and I don't remember hearing it when I first played the game decades ago. Turns out it was from an audio sample album Nintendo used but removed in later revisions of the game.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Happy new year 2006!
A Nintendo DS with Pictochat open, with a message that reads "Happy New Year 2006". There is a drawing of a heart, star, and smiling Kirby.
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Michi @nekomichi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
While editing cosplay photos, I accidentally discovered that Photoshop's edge refinement tool has a Bad Apple visualisation mode.
A Photoshop window with a person selected in an edge refinement window, it has been set to black-and-white mode with the person appearing as a white silhouette on a pitch black background, similar to the visual style of the 2009 animation for Bad Apple.
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