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Daniel Fehrenbach

@dnfehren.bsky.social
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Takoma Park, MD, previously Chicago and Brooklyn. NY Times Staff Software Engineer for Editorial Workflow.

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Cat Hicks @grimalkina.bsky.social · 16h
I feel like we should be developing the general literacy that this is a form of very obvious engagement bait
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Putting the :/ in https://
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bryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 30/09/2026
what’s up youtube it’s your girl pandora back for another unboxing video, first up here we have… oh no. oh no no no
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
but that is most programmers
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Thorne 🌸 - Play Cozysters! @ens0.me · 09/09/2026
Looking for full-time, remote senior/staff or tech lead level work. TypeScript is my strongest suit, but I'm a flexible polyglot. Boosts for visibility appreciated!
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WenzlerPowers: 

Dolly Parton writing “I will always love you“ and “Jolene“ in the same day is mind blowing.

It’s like if da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa then turned around in the same day and wrote “Jolene“
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Thomas @thomaslstrickland.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
• Digital Spy UK • 10h
James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location
& 1A still from Stalker (1979) showing The Zone.
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Blade II
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In case anyone missed my little X-Files point and click daydream
Mulder, Scully, Skinner, and the Lone Gunmen, all drawn in a cartoony style.A hallway of an institute or something like that, with eldritch green light pouring in through a far window.A car crests a hill at night. A figure with a shovel stands by the roadside.My wife and I are watching a little bit of The X-Files again and I've been doodling
along.

Imagine if you will: a five act point-and-click where you switch between Mulder and Scully depending on what kind of clues and puzzles you're working with. The Lone Gunmen get their own episode during Act 4 but they all move together like a single character. Tone is 70% comedy 30% paranormal horror.

Scully: "Mulder, you can't combine those."
Mulder, trying to tie a stick of dynamite to a taxidermied pheasant using half a shoelace: "Ancient Roman augurs read omens into the flight paths of birds all the time, Scully."

Scully: LOOK AT Enormous Rotating Saucer Hovering Over the Town
Scully: "That's the second biggest weather balloon I've ever seen."

Scully: LOOKAT Fox Mulder's Docs Folder
OPEN Fox Mulder's Docs Folder
Scully: "Ah."
Mulder: "I get those for the articles."
Scully: "Yeah who doesn't love a juicy article."

Mulder LOOK AT Mysterious Skull
Mulder: "Seen this, Scully?"
Scully: "Artificial cranial deformation has been attested in numerous cultures,
Mulder. The practice results in elongated skulls and flattened foreheads."
Mulder: "Does it make the bones glow green?"
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the conflict between the pace of NEC code updates and then local adoption and the need for as much change as possible as quickly as possible, really sucks
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 22/07/2026
Gonna go to a theater for Nolan's Odyssey toting a giant dog-eared copy of Ulysses by James Joyce, and loudly explain throughout the entire movie how it doesn't match with Joyce's historically accurate version
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 14/07/2026
excessive technophilia is how you become a hypercapitalist neoreactionary type and excessive technophobia is how you become an anti-vaxxer neo trad nationalist type so be careful folks
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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Hane @hane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Michel Foucault with a thought bubble
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
asking big tech to pay for me to make a hum covers album
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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 18/05/2026
Anathem (Stephenson, 2008)
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👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 27/04/2026
people make it out to be complicated but at the end of the day unionization allows the defending player to assign combat damage to blocking creatures instead of the attacker, provided all those creatures are unionized
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com
Announcing United Wizards of the Coast - CWA!
MTG Arena workers announce unionization as United Wizards of the Coast-CWA, calling on WOTC to voluntarily recognize their union and begin collective bargaining.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
gas station attendant: it's a air fryer. it fries the air. anton chigurh: you don't know what you're talking about, do you?
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Nozlee Samadzadeh @nzle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Kinda goofy news today, which is that I had to choose between my job of the past 6 years as a software engineer at the Times and my new co-op magazine newsletter Gourmet. I chose the latter!!
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
hoping that goat is Sippy, these are great!
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
*looking at Amazon* "I'm sure reputable seller of baby gear and....welding tools, VNEBFREERS must have done the proper testing and certification of this stuff"
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
*frantically googling* moral arc bent wrong how to fix wikihow diy moral arc fix moral arc technician near me
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 19/01/2026
Does anyone else feel completely insane right now
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
need someone to care about my well being (the being which resides within my well)
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Leslie Mac @lesliemac.com · 14/01/2026
They union better get to work.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The scam I am least likely to fall for is you randomly texting me asking a question. I can't even text my mom back promptly, you think I hop right on that?
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I read them because I read the whole daily newspaper comics pages, I don't think I cared all that much about Mary Worth but it was there so I read it. The collected editions were an extension of the comics page - but, just the things you like, in one place and more of them.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/01/2026
i do not want chicago to be in the epic meme production industry. i know we're not actually better than that, snl and what-not, but i don't think we should continue with our rat holes and our cheese grater guys. i consider this "philadelphia behavior" and if it were up to me we wouldn't engage in it
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
ruin two bands by combining them: Death Of Montreal
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
How are we both in like a monoculture but also in a world where I’ll catch a late night interview w/ an actor I’ve never heard of where the host will be like “how does it feel to be on the most popular tv show in America?” And the show is something like “Pills Tomorrow”, 3 seasons deep on Paramount+
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A friendly audience
Just a really really happy audience
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I will say it until I’m out of breath but if you’re critical of colleges offering “fake” degree programs with absolutely no intellectual rigor, start with the undergrad business degree or I’m not taking you seriously. 100% fake curriculum of airport Leadership slop.
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
#pixelart
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
[spends an hour trying to find the perfect background YouTube video to get me through the last hour and a half of work] "Oh wow, where did the time go?"
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
B.P.R.D.: Plague of Frogs, Mignola 2005
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_C...
en.wikipedia.org
Anton Chigurh - Wikipedia
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I agree that House of Jealous Lovers is an absolute banger but I don't get why we're all talking about The Rapture today
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
looks down suspiciously into my coffee cup to make sure it's actually coffee I'm drinking
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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 21/06/2025
Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw
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Daniel Fehrenbach @dnfehren.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Endtroducing....
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Until you’ve participated in union contract negotiation it can be hard to conceptualize that an owner or manager would care more about screwing their workers than keeping a business profitable or indeed open at all, but it’s actually not so uncommon!
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