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JBA Sam Fisher

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JBA Sam Fisher @dkingiv.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Pete Hegseth on a 100% Idiot Speedrun tbh.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
JIM CRAMER? JIM CRAMER figured it out??
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cannot wait to see the new Nathan Fielder doc.
Holmes and Fielder with H saying can I show you a strange room Whitby and Fielder saying I am a strange room.
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It would really be great if folks not affiliated with the Trump Administration could stop using "Department of War." The Department of Defense is a statutory creation, and the name is statutorily given--the administration cannot unilaterally change it.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the pope should put the US under interdict
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JBA Sam Fisher @dkingiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
everyone makes mistakes but this is one of those mistakes that *should* permanently alter everyone’s perception of your judgement. whether you fried your brain on Telegram, generalized Twitter brain poisoning, or your most evil group chat breached containment, these thoughts don’t come from nowhere.
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JBA Sam Fisher @dkingiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t care what anyone else says, Markwayne Mullin DOES know how to read, and is so good at it
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This shit is so disgusting
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lafayette Square isn't "a historic protest site." It's a fucking park. And it's packed on nice days. Calling it a protest site is White House framing. They're closing a popular public park to create a presidential palace Saddam Hussein would love.
nytimes.com
Inside Trump's Plan to Fence Off a Historic Protest Site (Gift Article)
The president’s proposal to enclose a park in Washington could alter how the space has been used for generations.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol what can you even say
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Skipping right over the confederates and Nazis, eh?
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See also: that guy who spent the night of Yom Kippur replying to me about how the Belleville synagogue shooting was justified resistance to Israel and Zionism, and then the shooter turned out to be right-wing former military who thought Jews created COVID.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love Thing Doer settings. Both Ace Combat and Pokémon are Thing Doer settings. Everything revolves around the Thing One Does. I dropped my daughter off at prom in a F/A-18. Dragonite does my taxes. All human activity revolves around Thing. Fuck you.
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i hate that elon musk is the antagonist of reality. it should be a skull faced muscleman in hot pants and he-man should constantly outsmart him
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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People have been homophobically reading this as a story about the internal problems of the queer community; but real New England heads know this is actually a story about insufferable Massachusetts liberalism.
bostonglobe.com
A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe
Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would imply I can’t vote for Trump because I think he’s bisexual. ‘Always talking about big strong men, how handsome they are…look behind closed doors is fine, but not in the White House.”
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's thinking too small. The triumphal arch should be topped with 50 foot tall statues of Nike, who can shoot lasers out of her eyes, and in whose arms nestle functional machine guns. In an emergency, her breasts slide to the side, revealing grenade launchers.
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JBA Sam Fisher @dkingiv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
feeding all of Voice of Khurasan to different chatbots to see what happens lol
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One think about Piker that goes under-discussed is that he genuinely seems to be pretty dumb.
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Jack Murphy @jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LOL
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it is genuinely fascinating to see a man who is simply blind to everything other than exploitation and brutality. he has Steppe Warlord Brain
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taylor doing the bit, but sincerely
Screen shot of a social media interaction. 
OP: Can't wait to gamble today. Literally shaking. That's called dedication.
7:29 AM • 30 Nov 22

Replying to @sloprules
That's called an addiction
8:56 AM • 30 Nov 22

OP: Buddy, I've been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so doubt it's happening.
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footage seer @douglassfreestate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
replacing my fed-heckling line about not being good enough to make the girlfriend detail with this one theyre gonna kill me for real
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
trump has the temerity to talk about how the White House was in bad shape when he got there while my city looks like this
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One thing that I've come to realize is that, thanks to the OpenAI boys, the "Doom Talk" seems to focus on physical human extinction, when the far more likely apocalypse is the DataKrash.
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love Aaron. But this seemed unusually important, so I watched the speech until I got to this part. He says he was lifted out of the US Steel building because it was creaking and people thought it would fall down, NOT that he was lifted from the rubble on 9/11.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I would enjoy a crossover that starts with them dining together and then, through a series of misadventures, each is forced to take up the opposite character's mystery. So Benoit Blanc has to batter his way through a bunch of redneck cops and Jack Reacher has to outsmart a murderous plutocrat.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 04/09/2026
*S-2 on their knees crying* "You can't just call any access controlled space a SCIF!" *me points to a broom closet with a doorknob lock* "scif"
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LMAO that's not how it works. Shooting a bunch of ppl at polling places would instantly fill the streets all over the US, in addition to supercharging turnout everywhere that the DHS goons aren't present in sufficient numbers. And if they then tried repeating that, DHS agents would start dying.
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JBA Sam Fisher @dkingiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you don’t have to project onto everyone else just because *you* are a coward
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think pretty much everyone supported it on 9/12/2001 because we were under attack and people were pissed off and pissing themselves in fear.
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Love Alien (1979), one of if not my favorite movie of all time, but this is terrible news
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/08/2026
USAID was a free space for tankie and tankie adjacent dingbats to score edgy contrarian points by wildly exaggerating how imperialist it was, confident in the belief that it wouldn’t just disappear, except now it has and everyone is uncomfortably looking elsewhere
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Michael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
obody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How 'busy' you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - "After the storm I see again a weasel."
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At least Tim Curry outlived Mitch McConnell
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Cav(R), Gentleman Rogue @combatcavscout.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Babyjesus Jesus
ALT: Babyjesus Jesus
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

Follow

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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JBA Sam Fisher @dkingiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
lmao deranged take from Big Traumatic Brain Injury, get ratioed idiot
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Cav(R), Gentleman Rogue @combatcavscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have a couple of IR degrees but am by no means an SME. That said, even I look at the Trump regime and am appalled at the bumbling idiocy I see. Defense and diplomacy might be the areas where the term “kakistocracy” applies most aptly. It’s like none of them have the slightest grasp of anything.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the worst kept secret in modern warfare
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Along with Gamergate, the great sorting moment of the 2010s.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All I know is that it keeps fucking up my commute and I haven’t been able to do a Mall run since May
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
may need to print this and hang it on the wall in my office at this rate
Meme edited version of classic tweet from "Lauren (@notabigjerk"):

"I'm not falling for that *Atlantic article*. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at"
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