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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just want everyone to know that I condemn Hasan Piker and his hog

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you want to get mad at more of my dumbass half baked opinions check out my podcast! Just a place for a couple of working stiffs to voice the kind of opinions that you CANNOT have in the workplace! Eps are all free check it out y’all.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Guy who thinks “getting side pussy” means secretly feeding and befriending the neighborhood cats behind his wife’s back.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

People have been homophobically reading this as a story about the internal problems of the queer community; but real New England heads know this is actually a story about insufferable Massachusetts liberalism.

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A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe

Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Loop tour? More like the Poop tour after that stinking turd of an apology.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Immediate De-baathification of the U.S. but instead of the Baath party it’s both the Democratic and Republican Parties. It won’t be easy and there’s gonna be a lot of letting people get away with lying about their past activities but I simply cannot see another way to save the nation.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/09/2026

there is absolutely no excuse for this morally wrong AND terrible politics, kaptur should be ashamed of herself

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Noam Chomsky more like Gnome Chompsky and he’s a hungry ass little gnome goin around chompin on shit

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“I’m telling yah captain! She‘s not gonna be able to handle the G force! My penis is just too small!!”

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Favorite Vegetable: Alliums hands down no competition

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Now personally, I'll condemn anyone, at any time, for any reason.

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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 29/08/2026

A non-zero number of folks on Bluesky, for understandable reasons, have put way too much hope in the next Democratic administration in the US, and are brewing themselves up for another existential breakdown in like 2029 or 2030.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Really loathe to give credit to Laura Loomer for getting Milo deported; but I do firmly believe we need to impose some sort of immigration quota on the U.K. until we can figure out what the HELL is going on over there.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Bible is washed I’m searching for the One Piece now

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Welp it’s the end of the Holocene and I guess I’m just going to work every day.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

obama rode the anti-bush progressive wave into office and then turned out to be just another worthless imperialist; his failure to deliver on his promises ushered trump into power. shove the longer arc of history up your hole

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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

AOC do u like my new Sauconys

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I think the reason no one really gives a shit about the “HASAN LOVES 9/11” sweeps week the media has been on is that; it literally became passé almost immediately after 9/11 to be upset and jingoistic about 9/11. They were literally joking about it on the edgy cartoons of the era within a year.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

To finally address the rumors that I am the secret Bluesky account of J.D. Vance where he vents all of his millenial cringe posting; it’s true, the accusations are all true.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

People who think state resources should be used for the healthcare, housing, and welfare of the tax paying public that make up the state = Dangerous unacceptable ideologues! Not electable!

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Thank GOD YouTube Shorts finally does Picture in Picture. I was getting tired of doing other things on my phone w/o being able to consume short form content simultaneously.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The real drugs was always just annoying your mom

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

DO NOT fold that laundry! What if there’s a spider in there? Best to find out when you need it

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026

if there's a sunday chore you hate doing i encourage you to avoid it. yes you've painlessly knock it out every other week and yes it only actually ever takes 15 minutes, but what if this time it kills you? best to avoid it

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Someday they’ll be saying: “how do you plan on winning over the Podcaster wing of the party?” God help us all

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

As my relationship has matured and I have gotten to know my wife better I have realized her favorite show is actually perusing all the shows and deciding they are all trash and not worth watching.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

My wife’s favorite show is pausing the show

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This cyclosporia stuff is definitely concerning, but for me personally I think I’ll be fine. You see, I was born in FL, so I’m sure the much nastier parasites that took up residence in my body years ago will take care of all that business.

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Look everyone I know politics is an ugly business but just remember to keep Mitch McConnell in your thoughts today. He just lost a great friend and partner in profound evil, Lindsey Graham. On top of also being dead himself? That CAN NOT be easy! Prayers up for Mitch ya’ll

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

(hissing in his ear) JD Vance vandalized the reflecting pool, sire! He means to usurp you!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Removing images from this app is progress but it won't really take off until they also remove posts

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

*A la Don Draper* It’s as easy selling cigarettes to a baby.

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/07/2026

being in the DSA is fun because you get to spend most of your time helping people with social anxiety canvass for democratic school board candidates and then go online to see people with blue wave emojis in their bios compare you to pol pot

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The real core of the whole “you get more republican as you get older” BS that comes in a few different flavors is that; ultimately, similar to hating paying taxes, it is, I think normal and understandable to feel like you get nothing out of the Federal government as you get older.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Just got done washing my car in the driveway and blasting the Lex Friedman podcast at 10X volume. So now the whole neighborhood know the kinda intellectual type shit that I am about.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

À la 1985 hit song “Everybody wants to rule the world” by English pop/rock sensation Tears for Fears: “Every-body wants to rule my ass!”

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I hate all this “prediction market” bullshit so much for so many reasons; but paramount amongst those reasons is that I already have to interface with a “prediction market” against my will, called needing to have insurance for my bullshit, and it is endlessly enervating and annoying.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You’re on thick ice, mister, you’re ok, everybody’s ok

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

It sucks that with all the rest of this flim flam and hokum goin around there is still not even one single solitary person fuckin w/ dirigibles. Like give me an Elon Musk for blimps for christsake! Better than these bullshit F tier sedans!

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Watching Susan Collins on Fox News argue that Graham Platner is a secret out-of-state style New Yorker who was recruited by “mayor mamdambi” is absolute PEAK Maine. Real Maine heads know what I’m talking abut. #IYKYK

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If you use enough garlic it does, in fact, count as eating a vegetable. Signed; a garlic expert.

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

So cool hearing Trump at the G7 talk about assassinating Suleimani as “one of the biggest things to ever happen in the Middle East” a region known for, amongst other big things, being the birthplace of Jesus Christ. #Americancenturyofhumiliation

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

My opinion the latest Iran deal? I don’t think we gave them ENOUGH pallets of cash! MORE PALLETS OF CASH FOR IRAN!

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J.D. Underpants @butlersghost.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

An under discussed aspect of the Iran war is that over 80% of the worlds supply of Woke is produced in Iran and shipped through the strait of Hormuz. Really the whole thing was kinda inevitable when you see it through that lense!

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