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ME: Ouch. So then I said, “she hot on my dog till I relish mustard,” ouch. It got like sixty likes, so I’m pretty happy with that. Ow.
ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh
ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke?