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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I studied Italian in high school which meant in October we watched Dario Argento movies and then had vocab tests with phrases like "leather glove", "clairvoyant child", and "dagger in the eyeball"

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

love to connect with a banging hottie only to find out they passed through town last night

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

mike tomlins minecraft ep 1 is enough for me to vote for him for mayor

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it's time for playoff basebal

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

went through customs this week in Texas and didn't want my face scanned so I went and talked with the agent instead who told me it was incredibly suspicious that I didn't want my face scanned and asked "are you involved with protests?" fucking dickhead

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Liz @androidobscura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Inverse of "post nut clarity"

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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

when you ponder so hard, you become orb 💫 #illustration

graphite illustration by zoë treez - 2026

two round orb like heads with wavy hair and clown like makeup. they look like cherubs or babies

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

back at work after a week off. my impulse to sext at 9am has never been higher

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saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

a girl finds god

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

trying to discreetly let someone know i’m high: i’m a little sunny side up if you know what i mean

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The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

According to HR saying “I’m not familiar with that kink” is NOT the appropriate response to a coworker calling themselves a “boy mom”

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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"I didn't expect that COYOTE VS. ACME to be my very favorite movie I've seen so far this year. But it is." My @vitalthrills.com review now live: www.vitalthrills.com/coyote-vs-ac...

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Coyote vs. ACME Review

I didn’t expect Coyote vs. ACME to be my very favorite movie I’ve seen so far this year. But it is.See it. That's all, folks.

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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Canvasser knocks for a bisexual congressional candidate. I ask if they're a disaster bi or a distinguished bi. They don't understand. I pull out the Tumblr alignment chart and explain the difference. They laugh and say "They're a good bisexual, sir". I vote them into office. They're a disaster bi.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/09/2026

Carrie Fisher flirtily stealing Peter Weller's glasses was possibly the sexiest a woman has ever been

Four photos of Carrie taking and wearing Peter's glasses

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dusty dirty @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026

keith haring, grace jones, fela kuti, and jean-michel basquiat photographed by andy warhol. at mr. chow, nyc (june 1986)

a white man, a jamaican woman, an african man, and a black man walk into a restaurant....

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

my favorite Thai restaurant has a slop menu 😭 which caused me to order some type of specialty autumn soup when I thought I was getting a pumpkin curry 😭 and the soup was delicious 😭

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026

Rikishi are known for their stoicism. But outside of the basho, they are still Japan’s most celebrated athletes. So of course, if you hold that status, you have no choice but to Do It To ‘Em. Enjoy the pure Aura of rikishi wearing gorgeous Somenuki (special kimonos) during their daily walkups.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i think there's something to this idea that America selects for spinelessness in its elites. Maybe an odd example but something that's always striking to me is, for sports broadcaster, the skill that is overwhelmingly preferred is being able to always say "Invesco Field" before "Mile High Stadium"

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megan. @twointheschink.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

don’t forget to cancel your espn unlimited packages today my babies

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There are like half a dozen big fat monarch caterpillars in my garden and one of them went into a j hang today and I take immense pride in that 😤

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I beat Dicey Dungeons today 🎲😌

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"the president of what?" sometimes you watch a movie 45 years late and right on time. Escape from New York is my second John Carpenter of the year and it's not even October

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It would have been so nice to be able to watch the primetime quarter final match between two of my favorite players at the tournament that is in my timezone

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 09/09/2026

Does anyone with more sophisticated media knowledge than mine understand why ESPN will burn endless cycles talking about tennis players' backgrounds/childhoods but will not ever, ever state that Pegula and Navarro are the children of billionaires, even when they're playing each other?

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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

can pablo torre investígate the nike tennis design team

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I honestly believe that the reason you can't tell me shit is because I watched Barry Bonds play all throughout my childhood. When you're the best you're the best.

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Tech ruined a lot of things including people making you think "Swisher" refers to a person and not a sweet rough-cut natural leaf cigarillo made with a high-quality, slow-burning American broadleaf wrapper #sponcon

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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:

PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

couldn't tell if this was gonna be about Markey or Monfils

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

can someone just tell me the easiest way to watch week 2 of the US open? Just assume I don't subscribe to anything rn. I am willing to pay hard earned USD

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PiercePiercePiercePiercePiercePiercePiercePiercePiercePiercePier @pierce.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“And then she signed the letter: Matalie Portman.”

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is the second time the Giants have picked him up.

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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

conceptually i don’t fully understand free dessert on your birthday but in practice you better run me my fucking ice cream

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hypercube🔜chishoals @hypercubespl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

100 bros chillin' in a hot kiln five millimeters apart cause they're not gay

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

in elementary school I was laying in the nurses office on a cot with my eyes closed and someone came in, filled a dixie cup with water, and balanced it on my forehead thusly. They left, it spilled, and that was the end of it. I never found out who it was.

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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

not now kitten, daddy's path is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I don’t want to hear SHIT about a salary cap or “””parity””” when the Dodgers have been garbáge for two months and Arte Moreno sold the worst-run team in the league for $4 billion today

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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026

Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.

Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."

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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

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Dew @dewddrop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm seeing "crispy rice" show up on a lot of sushi menus and I know it's just some freeze dried rice thrown in an air fryer with fish smooshed on top buttttt they fucking slap. Adding a new banger to the illustrious rice preparation catalog, what a time to be alive.

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