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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween

@taulpall64.bsky.social
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“bullshit personified” | bassist for Nucaro | nonbinary | KCMO | 29 | 🔞

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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 1h
i am somehow in both the avalanche and blues blackout zones??
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 1h
lowkey nothing has made me hate football more than fantasy football
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 1h
she strogan my beef til i’m off
beef stroganoff in a crockpot
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 2h
yes, all the best emo artists were active and releasing their best albums in the five year period i actively listened to emo. no, this isn’t a coincidence.
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 2h
no swingers at the pool party :(
mirror selfie of me wearing pineapple glasses, a pineapple hawaiian shirt, and pineapple swimming trunks
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 2h
lao tzu faire
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 4h
never kill yourself
free toes
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 6h
a pull-up bar in your doorway is a subtle way to say tall people aren’t welcome
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 8h
thanks for doing the bare minimum at your fucking job i guess
text asking for me to write a thank you note for an unnamed senator
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
never kill yourself
me holding two(2) bags of candy pumpkins
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
walking to the dollar store after putting groceries away because you forgot something…
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LMAO SOMEONE STOLE THE COPPER AND CUT THE FIBER LINE AND THAT’S WHY IT OUT LMFAOOOOOOO
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
really nice to hear all your thoughts on this project you’re not a part of while i’m actively getting things done! sure didn’t think of that weeks ago
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“the world doesn’t revolve around you” yours may not but mine does
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
internet is out at work and i can’t even waste company time playing my stupid little desktop word games :(
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
october
screenshot from Halo Reach reading “CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE”
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dunking on a political cartoonist is like calling a theatre kid annoying
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
babe i’m bored, let’s transvestigate kurt cobain
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
espn having audio issues 🤝 bluesky not showing half your feed
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
never listened to a remix album and had the thought “i’m glad this exists”
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
5k if you get this as a tramp stamp i am deadly serious
wall ad that reads:

Proudly Serviced by
Paul Tall & Co
[van (trailer??) logo with hearts]
The Happy Caravan
YOUR LOCAL VAN PEOPLE
“WE DO THE LOT”
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
honestly shoutout heated rivalry for making my queer friends give a shit about the nhl
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
figured it out. i haven’t eaten food from a crockpot in months. that’s why i’ve been functionally insane.
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*bono voice* she moves in polyamorous ways
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
emotional support concubine
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
chose kindness this morning (didn’t brake check the person doing their makeup behind me)
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rebecca Black’s gotta perform Anaheim Star at a Ducks game this year
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how the fuck did the bruins do that
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m gonna post about this terrible thing that happened. i have no unique insight or anything to add. i’m just gonna post about it for awareness. not gonna take any meaningful action or change my life whatsoever, but i feel good because i made sure you were aware of this terrible thing that happened.
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ruined my own mood thinking about the lynyrd skynyrd plane crash
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
first fight in the first period of the first game of the year, truly the best sport there is
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
political lesbianism is the initial step of reinventing the nunnery from first principles
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
your bland rock song doesn’t need a sitar or banjo or god forbid bagpipes and it’s George Harrison’s fault you think it does
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mcr got the long album name right. so did fiona apple. fall out boy and fucking panic did some bullshit that deservedly gets memed on
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no one lights paper bags of shit on fire on people’s doorstep anymore. because of woke.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cops are a real “candles $3,600” budget situation
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
armpit on main tonight queen?
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audrey @whataretheauds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the first step in being mediocre at something is being really really excruciatingly bad at something
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s kinda nice when you search for an app, realize you never downloaded it, and can just go to the website instead
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PIP tv was the beginning of the end
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
with all due respect [derogatory]
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
i know you guys have an appreciation for how much i love ethel cain but i also need you to understand i’ve been listening to Foxing for almost three times as long and they’re the only tattoo i have.
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
i would say some shit like “i miss foxing so much” but all their music is readily available to me and i saw them four times including their final concert ever and my life is fundamentally unchanged by their disbanding and i have zero complaints about calling it quits while the iron’s hot
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
unfortunately, going to an event but standing outside chainsmoking and hoping someone talks to you doesn’t actually count building community :/
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s not good pop music unless you can hear the synthesizers fucking
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fewer and fewer people know of die antwoord (which is a good thing) but it makes me sound insane when i bring them up
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sitting in the lab alone blasting reels at full volume
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
D&D is great because i can just turn off impulse control and do what i would if i truly believed i was invincible
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cloaca cancer
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the best advertising a band can have is a tuff hoodie
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