Reposted by A L I E N CernySmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 21hJRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What. 5276632434
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 22hIf they let Dan play, this could be something. That’s a big if though. 260
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 22hHuh, so my COVID/flu shots turned out to be a whole lotta nothing. I was planning for a day and a half of couch surfing. I guess I can still do that. There are worse options. I could go see DIGGER. 4140
Reposted by A L I E N CernyThe Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Porn is bad. 011
Reposted by A L I E N CernyDrew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 03/10/2026It's Friday. You want to listen to a bunch of folks talk about RAD and GLEAMING THE CUBE and AIRBORNE and BMX BANDITS. I know you do. Check it out, and then thank our guest David Lawson Jr. for picking the line-up. www.drewmcweeny.com/the-hip-pock...drewmcweeny.comThe Hip Pocket #405 - David Lawson Jr.Producer David Lawson Jr. brings the fun with his picks RAD, GLEAMING THE CUBE, and AIRBORNE, and we "yes, and" him with BMX BANDITS. 62510
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Alright, got my COVID/flu shots, my 4Ks for the week, and a shit-ton of snacks, soups, coffees, and Dr Peppers. I’ll be in the house watching movies if you need me. 4210
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dammit I'm getting my vaccinations this evening and I just can't fly to NYC right now 070
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why does everyone's face who works at Anthropic look so delightfully punchable 1100
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@scrawfish.bsky.social Happy birthday Stephanie! Enjoy every movie. 140
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me waiting at the art house theater to see a Jarmusch 1130
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lobbying his advisers like the church is some kind of fucking democracy 091
Reposted by A L I E N CernyKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials 493118529
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There are days where I think this is the greatest line of movie dialogue in the 21st Century. 1191
Reposted by A L I E N CernyThe Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You know who else was just following orders? Hitler. 073
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Johnny Depp getting consumed by the bed in EBENEZER - “Hey remember that comic was in a classic horror movie? Yeah me either.” 030
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Been on an R.E.M. kick lately, still my favorite band of all time. And honestly, I'd rather they broke up than just turn in lackluster work and hate each other. They're still friends, and the albums are out there to be discovered and appreciated. 5162
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They didn't tell you that the popcorn bucket was a two piece 0183
Reposted by A L I E N Cernypauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The danger for criticism is that people will want to become critics in order to become television celebrities, rather than enjoying the pleasure of writing and the excitement of trying to define and describe what you’ve seen. (1992) 013435
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got started with the season early with LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS, director's cut. Theatrical has the happy ending, which for a long time I preferred. But the director's cut, which literally has capitalism killing us all, feels more appropriate to the times. Don't feed the plants, indeed. 2111
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Scary season works just as well. And doesn’t have the racist connotation. 171
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Very underrated album. R.E.M. exploring the ground that Brian Wilson laid down. 030
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A big reason Frank Oz’s LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS is one of the great all-time musicals is because it’s got Muppet energy. Not just in Audrey II, either. Everyone is on that wavelength.static.klipy.comLittle Shop Of Horrors: Audrey II's ScreamALT: Little Shop Of Horrors: Audrey II's Scream 3337
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Been a while but I’m on my physical media bullshit again 1120
Reposted by A L I E N CernyC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Be sure to check out the latest issue of Fangoria and be first to hear about our latest, crazy project - the one I’ve been hinting at being unlike anything anyone has quite done before. Me + Scott + Ethan. News dropping soon for everyone else! 1513118
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tomorrow's scary season, but screw it, getting started early. A L I E N Cerny, at your service 1180
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sorkin, in his tanning bedstatic.klipy.comKaboom Nuke: Massive ExplosionALT: Kaboom Nuke: Massive Explosion 3110
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't normally like to watch a movie in 4DX first time, but WHALEFALL's screening early that Wednesday and giving away a free popcorn bucket too. www.regmovies.com/movies/4dx-w...regmovies.com 040
Reposted by A L I E N CernyJunkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hold on to your sesame cakes, Junkions! This week, Brian & Mrs. Junkfood travel to the jungles of CONGO to find a lost city, killer apes, Taco Bell watches, & one more glorious entry into SepTIMber! Be a good gorilla like Amy, RsKT now! www.spreaker.com/episode/sept... 1195
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Man some of my favorite interactions were in music and video stores - from both sides of the counter! I once recommended MILLER’S CROSSING to the Geto Boys’ Scarface. Get the fuck outa here with this shit. 2140
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"I will not let JINGLE ALL THE WAY be my only Christmas movie." Well, Christmas remembers, Arnold.static.klipy.comArnold Schwarzenegger's Merry ChristmasALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Merry Christmas 050
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Had a feeling this was coming. Turn into the skid, and maybe you won't hit the wall head on. 540
Reposted by A L I E N CernyThe Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nobody wants to see your dick, dude. 192
Reposted by A L I E N CernyHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Allow nothing to be in your life that you cannot walk out on in 30 seconds flat, if you spot the heat around the corner. 0104
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@whwoolhat.bsky.social I didn’t know you didn’t want to see GODZILLA MINUS ONE. I hope you do at some point. It’s… it’s really… 150
Reposted by A L I E N CernyWilliam Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want to see a great comedy about an evil corporation run by a cartoon character who speaks with an outrageous southern accent, you should skip DIGGER and watch COYOTE VS. ACME instead. 05013
A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My splurge for the week: R.E.M’s RECKONING, their second album and probably my second favorite of theirs (I’m a LIFE’S RICH PAGEANT guy). Released in a 180g limited to 5000 edition by One-Step. It’s direct from the master tapes. 3150
Reposted by A L I E N CernyPhil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Check out the Fango Fall Class of 2026 🫡❤️ www.fangoria.com/godzilla-min... 711816
Reposted by A L I E N CernyRob Saucedo @robsaucedo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Houston! Just in time for the spooky season, signed copies of my graphic novels WHERE WOLF and CURSE OF THE WHERE WOLF are now available for purchase at Brazos Bookstore! If you enjoy werewolves, whodunits, and wreading, grab a copy today. 193