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A L I E N Cerny

@alancerny.bsky.social
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Writer - @vitalthrills.com and thecryingdad.com, co-host of the @matineeheroes.bsky.social podcast, and Rotten Tomatoes credited reviewer. Steven Spielberg biased. All posts earnest with a hint of sarcasm. Destroy all ai. My feed, my rules. He/him.

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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 17h
HARD BOILED’s last 40 minutes.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 21h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 22h
If they let Dan play, this could be something. That’s a big if though.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 22h
Huh, so my COVID/flu shots turned out to be a whole lotta nothing. I was planning for a day and a half of couch surfing. I guess I can still do that. There are worse options. I could go see DIGGER.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Porn is bad.
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 03/10/2026
It's Friday. You want to listen to a bunch of folks talk about RAD and GLEAMING THE CUBE and AIRBORNE and BMX BANDITS. I know you do. Check it out, and then thank our guest David Lawson Jr. for picking the line-up. www.drewmcweeny.com/the-hip-pock...
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The Hip Pocket #405 - David Lawson Jr.
Producer David Lawson Jr. brings the fun with his picks RAD, GLEAMING THE CUBE, and AIRBORNE, and we "yes, and" him with BMX BANDITS.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alright, got my COVID/flu shots, my 4Ks for the week, and a shit-ton of snacks, soups, coffees, and Dr Peppers. I’ll be in the house watching movies if you need me.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dammit I'm getting my vaccinations this evening and I just can't fly to NYC right now
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying to balance the work/life equation
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great movie.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does everyone's face who works at Anthropic look so delightfully punchable
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@scrawfish.bsky.social Happy birthday Stephanie! Enjoy every movie.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me waiting at the art house theater to see a Jarmusch
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How I end all my calls
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lobbying his advisers like the church is some kind of fucking democracy
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Damn Cypher, you're speaking my language!"
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are days where I think this is the greatest line of movie dialogue in the 21st Century.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Johnny Depp getting consumed by the bed in EBENEZER - “Hey remember that comic was in a classic horror movie? Yeah me either.”
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thread.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Been on an R.E.M. kick lately, still my favorite band of all time. And honestly, I'd rather they broke up than just turn in lackluster work and hate each other. They're still friends, and the albums are out there to be discovered and appreciated.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They didn't tell you that the popcorn bucket was a two piece
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks like someone's walking with rhythm
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune Your Mom just got (even more) weird
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me, with *all this*
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still an incredible movie.
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The danger for criticism is that people will want to become critics in order to become television celebrities, rather than enjoying the pleasure of writing and the excitement of trying to define and describe what you’ve seen. (1992)
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got started with the season early with LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS, director's cut. Theatrical has the happy ending, which for a long time I preferred. But the director's cut, which literally has capitalism killing us all, feels more appropriate to the times. Don't feed the plants, indeed.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scary season works just as well. And doesn’t have the racist connotation.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HEAT, or, you know, just life
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very underrated album. R.E.M. exploring the ground that Brian Wilson laid down.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A big reason Frank Oz’s LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS is one of the great all-time musicals is because it’s got Muppet energy. Not just in Audrey II, either. Everyone is on that wavelength.
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Little Shop Of Horrors: Audrey II's Scream
ALT: Little Shop Of Horrors: Audrey II's Scream
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Been a while but I’m on my physical media bullshit again
Rad, Little Shop of Horrors, Godzilla Minus One, Tequila Sunrise, Go, Forbidden Planet all 4K
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Be sure to check out the latest issue of Fangoria and be first to hear about our latest, crazy project - the one I’ve been hinting at being unlike anything anyone has quite done before. Me + Scott + Ethan. News dropping soon for everyone else!
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tomorrow's scary season, but screw it, getting started early. A L I E N Cerny, at your service
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorkin, in his tanning bed
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Kaboom Nuke: Massive Explosion
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't normally like to watch a movie in 4DX first time, but WHALEFALL's screening early that Wednesday and giving away a free popcorn bucket too. www.regmovies.com/movies/4dx-w...
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hold on to your sesame cakes, Junkions! This week, Brian & Mrs. Junkfood travel to the jungles of CONGO to find a lost city, killer apes, Taco Bell watches, & one more glorious entry into SepTIMber! Be a good gorilla like Amy, RsKT now! www.spreaker.com/episode/sept...
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man some of my favorite interactions were in music and video stores - from both sides of the counter! I once recommended MILLER’S CROSSING to the Geto Boys’ Scarface. Get the fuck outa here with this shit.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How is this race even close.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I will not let JINGLE ALL THE WAY be my only Christmas movie." Well, Christmas remembers, Arnold.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Merry Christmas
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had a feeling this was coming. Turn into the skid, and maybe you won't hit the wall head on.
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nobody wants to see your dick, dude.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Allow nothing to be in your life that you cannot walk out on in 30 seconds flat, if you spot the heat around the corner.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@whwoolhat.bsky.social I didn’t know you didn’t want to see GODZILLA MINUS ONE. I hope you do at some point. It’s… it’s really…
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William Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want to see a great comedy about an evil corporation run by a cartoon character who speaks with an outrageous southern accent, you should skip DIGGER and watch COYOTE VS. ACME instead.
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My splurge for the week: R.E.M’s RECKONING, their second album and probably my second favorite of theirs (I’m a LIFE’S RICH PAGEANT guy). Released in a 180g limited to 5000 edition by One-Step. It’s direct from the master tapes.
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Check out the Fango Fall Class of 2026 🫡❤️ www.fangoria.com/godzilla-min...
FANGORIA
FALL 2026
VOLUME 2 | ISSUE 33:
Publishers
Tara Ansley & Abhi Goel
Editor-In-Chief
Phil Nobile Jr.
Creative Director
Jason Kauzlarich
Senior Editor
Meredith Borders
Contributors
Sean Abley
Cullen Bunn
C. Robert Cargill
Brian W. Collins
Barbara Crampton
Scott Derrickson
Ahlissa Eichhorn
Amelia Emberwing
Anthony Everitt
Isaac Feldberg
Shane Tea French
Todd Gilchrist
Michael Gingold
Greg Greene
Ethan Hawke
Britt Hayes
Amy Kuperinsky
Richard Newby
Brandon Streussnig
Tony Timpone
Josh Turi
Michael Varrati
Jessica ZerbyA magazine cover showing Godzilla
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Rob Saucedo @robsaucedo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Houston! Just in time for the spooky season, signed copies of my graphic novels WHERE WOLF and CURSE OF THE WHERE WOLF are now available for purchase at Brazos Bookstore! If you enjoy werewolves, whodunits, and wreading, grab a copy today.
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