Reposted by Colin GibsonLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/05/2024Wife doesn't want me throwing random fruit or seeds I'm done eating out into the yard "to see what happens" or "because it's funny." This country no longer respects science. 112289
Reposted by Colin GibsonThe Needling @theneedling.com · 16/09/2026‘That Actually Happened in Unincorporated King County,’ Reports Guy from Enumclaw: tinyurl.com/38sr95j2 2227339
Reposted by Colin GibsonMatt Henderson @matthen.com · 13/09/2026Approximating the Lorenz attractor with a chaotic leaky water wheel. The orange dot is the centre of mass of the water. It traces (a projection of) the familiar attractor as the wheel spins seemingly randomly left and right. 14741151
Reposted by Colin GibsonNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026(whispering during an Oprah show taping as the lights start to dim) Oprah cometh 0363
Reposted by Colin Gibsonvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026butthead, ascii fanart (1999) web.archive.org/web/19990429... 6681220
Colin Gibson @colingibson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Condolences &/or happy schadenfreude to @opinionhaver.bsky.social 000
Colin Gibson @colingibson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026[nudging my date when Duluth MN comes on the live stream]: that’s the big lake they called gitche gumee 020
Reposted by Colin GibsonDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere 563233420
Reposted by Colin Gibsonjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it 171185160
Colin Gibson @colingibson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Chamillionaire is a portmanteau of chameleon—the old world lizard known for its independently articulated eye sockets and its specialized skin cells known as chromatophores that enable it to change color—and millionaire 000
Reposted by Colin GibsonJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit 333883635
Reposted by Colin Gibsonalex williams @atwilliams.bsky.social · 13/06/2026controversial opinion, but i prefer staring at a river to staring at a fire 221
Reposted by Colin GibsonPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/11/2024Playing on Nintendo, GameCube Nintendo Five percent tint so you can’t see me play Nintendo 216314
Reposted by Colin GibsonNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Bro is playing 40 chess 9588110
Reposted by Colin GibsonEditing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Change in Abstract 072
Reposted by Colin Gibsonbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026red sky at noon: sailing buffoon red sky forever: sailor wear leather 61365
Reposted by Colin GibsonEditing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Change in Headline 21610
Reposted by Colin GibsonTimothy Gowers @wtgowers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026OpenAI's claim that this is a central conjecture in discrete geometry is not an exaggeration. This will I think be looked back on as the first time that AI solved a major mathematics problem (defined as a problem that all experts in some subfield had thought about). openai.com/index/model-...openai.comAn OpenAI model has disproved a central conjecture in discrete geometryAn OpenAI model solved the 80-year-old unit distance problem, disproving a major conjecture in discrete geometry and marking a milestone in AI-driven mathematics. 17651190
Reposted by Colin GibsonTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I just hope the constable doesn’t drop by again 113520
Reposted by Colin Gibsonweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/01/2026[horse meeting] We're getting a lot of good feedbag 563888569
Reposted by Colin Gibsonwint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy..... 100133633058
Reposted by Colin GibsonCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026CYPHER: I know this steak doesn't exist... Ignorance is bliss... NEO (BEEN TAKING SPANISH ON DUOLINGO FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS): carne asada... 271883
Reposted by Colin GibsonBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/05/2025areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess 270592
Reposted by Colin GibsonBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world 445704429
Reposted by Colin GibsonTroutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time. 213928917
Reposted by Colin GibsonNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23) 413798576
Colin Gibson @colingibson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Neo getting distracted by a red cybertruck in the simulation and getting run over by a black BMW 030
Colin Gibson @colingibson.bsky.social · 16/02/2026@keptsimple.bsky.social did you see that Canada got caught cheating badly on a curling competition? They're taking cues from their ad agencies 000
Reposted by Colin GibsonNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Will Smith: (Speedwalking toward me on stage) Keep My Wife Name Out Yo Fuckin Mouth ! Me: (Huge smile because I recognize him from I, Robot): I Robot 😄 355162
Reposted by Colin Gibson💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita 233664880
Reposted by Colin GibsonAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night 455279895
Reposted by Colin GibsonSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/02/2026According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time." 703388706
